Thanks, doofuses at the local hardware store. I didn't have anything better to do today than clean paint out of a cranky man's clothes.

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

Trying to get anything done with the 3yo today.

Staying in a lovely Oxford College accommodation reminds me of a friend who used to say 'my college single-glazed windows are only good for keeping out the pigeons'. One day, he rang me. I could hear him laughing & an enormous commotion. 'Julia!', he cried. 'THEY DON'T EVEN KEEP OUT THE PIGEONS'

more bread settlement money is arriving in bank accounts today, i got mine! it will just be spent on more bread, but hey, i won't be spending it at Loblaws

I love not using AI. I love reading books written by human beings, hand-sewing little creatures, watching for bats during dusk, listening to human experts to learn about a topic. Not using AI is very fun.

There was a bee hanging around the deck, so I was like, "Hey bee, flowers are that way." AND THE BEE LISTENED???

Post an actor or actress that starts with the letter H (first or last) Anjelica Huston

There’s a glaring historical inaccuracy in Christopher Nolan’s upcoming film of The Odyssey: they didn’t have cameras back then. Theatres should have a blank screen and an old man reading out the script

We lost Douglas Adams 25 years ago today. This has made a lot of people very sad and has been widely regarded as a bad move.

Touching grass really isn't enough anymore, I'm going to need some folks to jump into a lake.

Happy 9th anniversary to Tom Holland's performance of Umbrella on Lip Sync Battle, a pivotal pop culture moment in history! youtu.be/jPCJIB1f7jk?...

Trying to work with a head full of phlegm, please use small words with me today.

Techbros seem to love Tolkien, so here's an analogy to help you understand what genAI is. GenAI is The One Ring. You think your use is justified, b/c you don't have evil in your heart. But it came from evil, it is intended for evil purpose, & anything you do with it will be twisted to that end.

Slightly diminish a book. The Grapes of Indignation

We've entered the embarrassing announcements phase. 3yo saw a guy in shorts at dance class and exclaimed, "Mommy, he's got no pants on!"

Happy May Day Brothers and Sisters

I can feel that rain coming in every bone of my body.

Mods are asleep, post celebratory pig pics

Notice how a book can make you gay, a vaccine can make you autistic, a mask can make you sicker, and a poster of the Ten Commandments can make you moral, but guns don’t kill people.

Caffeine. The fuckin' ei gets me every time.

Enough with the frost on the car!!!!!!

I've decided I'm going to embrace my millennial cringe. I'm a parent now, I'm supposed to be embarrassingly out of touch with the youths.

gobsmaxxing

As Sun Tzu said in The Art of War: you snooze, ya lose

Shoutout to my fellow admins today.

They should write a song about a tart Caroline, maybe even a savory Caroline.

The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.

VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means? ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

This fear is normal but it is also the voice of the Devil in your mind and he must be destroyed. The way to destroy the Devil in your mind is to write despite his whispering.

Thursday motivation.

May tomorrow’s idea tap you gently, not at 3AM. 💤💡

Okay, Netflix, I'm picking up what you're putting down.

I didn’t know this, did you? Amazing!

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉

I need young folks to know: this is really cool. Let them have this. You can keep your mouth shut for two weeks. It's ok. Two weeks won't kill you, and it could show the general public that indie animation has a place, and that these things can exist somewhere other than YouTube.

Cartoon: Oldman Insurance! If you know the comedy of Daniel Foxx IG: @dnlfoxx then this could explain FLOTUS' presser today :) Enjoy!

3yo just scolded her dad for leaving hair in the bathtub. 💀

#repostyourart Day 7: Silly.

Make it make sense!

I'm not even through with shingles and now I have a cold what the fucking fuck

I had better see a record number of reposts on this.

If I’ve just started following you, and have liked at least three of your posts in rapid succession, we’re dating. Buckle up

Not to alarm anyone, but they brought back the Chicken Big Mac.

In David’s defense, the only reason he said that transphobes like JK Rowling are little whinging fuckers is because they are, in fact, little whinging fuckers.

Stop scrolling and post 2 characters that bring you happiness.

Today is turning out to be kind of a bummer, and it's not even 10am. Please tell me something good in your life, I need some happy news.