What if the reason AI sucks so much is because the real product isn’t generation at all? They could use all those GPUs for real-time analysis of security camera feeds, like in Dark Knight or Winter Soldier. It would probably still be mostly wrong, but the billionaires don’t care.

Three word love story: Nintendo Switch 2

timeline cleanse: franky watches the garbage truck pick up the trash this morning

It’s crazy to me that while the CIA and the military were smuggling drugs into the US, there were multiple movies about the CIA and the military smuggling drugs into the US, including the hit Christmas movie Lethal Weapon.

Invite codes to bring them all Friend Find to find them Discover tab to dupe them all No group chat to bind them In the app of BlueSky where the posters lie

The blockade of Venezuela is a disgusting echo of U.S. imperialism in Latin America. We were lied to about Iraq and WMDs, and an entire generation paid the price. Here we are again. We cannot let a wannabe dictator drag us into another forever war. www.axios.com/2025/12/17/t...

This place is a place of honor... a highly esteemed deed is commemorated here... something valued is here. What is here was neither dangerous nor repulsive to us. This message is a message of encouragement. The danger is not present, in your time, just like in ours.

like if anything they're OVERLY fair to Christianity and Mormonism in particular, making fun of the specific text of the holy book but celebrating religion as a generally good thing. they're easily the most conservative-friendly fixture in the comedy world

Or! Sarumanfred Mann The Sauronettes Numenora Jones Legolas Lonely Boys Moria Speedwagon

This week Will Menaker asked why Bari Weiss is going on TV herself, and I had the bleakest thought: she’s going to run for President. As a Democrat.

WATCH: Replica of the Statue of Liberty topples due to strong winds in Guaíba, Brazil

I shouldn't be surprised that liberals have no idea how factories work, since liberals don't work lol

“Oh you should be online to try to provide value to your political side” fuck that that’s nerd shit you should be online because you’re unwell and need to tell people about weird animals you saw

I believe in freedom. Billionaires should be free to choose between death and having their wealth confiscated.

if you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation

I found out that my library lends out power tools by happening to be in the basement with my wife so she could check out the crafting area. I think libraries should be allowed to advertise that kind of thing!

In other dairy news, a company called Great Lakes Cheese opened a factory here in Abilene, TX.

In a cost-cutting measure, the break room is switching from International Delight to Local Delight

AI is so cooked

She doesn’t use these exact words, but my wife basically says this periodically.

So I feel very strongly that there aren’t enough good resources to tell people what mobile games are actually fun and not just a Delaware corporation lunging for your wallet and I’m going to start a thread. Sam’s IOS Game Thread START:

AI makes sense if you understand that it represents “anti intelligence”.

This is my problem with the Legend of Zelda series, which I otherwise love.

My child will burn the sickness away. The very bones of the earth will crack and he will dine upon the marrow.

The thing about the “Prosperity Gospel” is that wealth is a counter indicator for morality, so “God’s blessing” is indistinguishable from sin.

UK politics starts to make sense when you realize the parties are named after who gets exploited.

How did the X-Men get away with flying a supersonic jet? Don’t you need airspace clearance for that? How do they let air traffic controllers know their flight plan? Why is the pilot always one of the mutants? Wouldn’t the jet need a whole crew of people anyway?

Me, to my henchmen: Greek Nathan is muscling in on my territory. This is sour cream hot dog turf. Remind him of that.

Thinking of mashing up Fantasy by Mariah Carey with Genius of Love by Tom Tom Club. I bet they go together well.

Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes drug dealers

saw a "feminine care" section at the pharmacy all care is feminine. men dont care

Congrats to Dick van Dyke for a century of chimineys.

I think easily the longest non-fiction book I’ve ever read is Ed’s newsletter.

Congrats to @hydrationchimp.bsky.social for another great year!

It’s like some guys hovered up all the money that’s ever existed, and then tried to double down so they could make twice as much. At no point did any of these assholes ask where the value comes from. Utterly devoid of meaning or purpose other than to consume.

This is easy: not being hungry. Hunger sucks! I get super depressed if my blood sugar drops to a healthy level. I also like the kinds of food that make you fat.

Now seemingly all the biggest stars do commercials and it does not seem to impact their careers at all

Pleased to report that the lawyer who did the AI-specific training later in the day was basically of the opinion that AI isn't useful for lawyers.

There’s effectively no difference between the attacks on Venezuela and Russia’s invasion of Ukraine. They’re using different rhetoric, but it’s the same goal: forcibly taking over a country that has energy resources.

This barber shop is so weird because it’s the overly masculine place where they do the straight razor shave and the guys all have tattoos but they has a sign on the wall that says “you are enough” made out of old license plates

At this rate, we could probably create AGI within the next million years: www.404media.co/scientists-d...

No one ever mentions that Santa Claus’s last name was Hitler.

I couldn’t help it. It just popped in there. I… I tried to think. It’s the Stay-cucked Marshmallow Man

QA. They face disrespect both within the industry and with audiences, and none of your favourite games would ship without them.

WHEN WE’RE AT OUR WORST, OUR DICKS ARE AT THEIR BEST!!!

Rich Dipshit Says Something is like 80% of news articles these days

Selling a “board game” called Sherlock Holmes, where the entire contents of the box is one plastic mode of a human foot.