actually our AI programs are like people so its racist to say you don't like them. anyway would you like to buy one

In order to help people save money during tariff era, Dove releases a new line of products called “Men+Who Care”. New 0 in 1 formula fails as body wash, shampoo, and conditioner.

when you look at the things people are doing now on their phones it makes you wonder if there was some new kind of virus a few years ago that makes people dumber every time they catch it

For their 12th album, Dream Theater went for a self-titled masterpiece. This was the first one where Mike Mangini composed all the drums, and it’s a good mix of driving metal tracks with some progressive numbers, including an instrumental that could have come straight out of a bond film.

You expect unhoused people to care about places that are against their own existence? Sorry if I don't care about places like your mom's bed where I might get ratioed for being myself.

Don't talk to cops. I wrote a song about it. Wanna hear it? Here it goes:

Alternate ending to Chrono Trigger where Lucca leverages her tech business to become a draconian nightmare queen.

They didn’t infiltrate. They were invited in by the Admin. And the mainstream WH press corps didn’t stand up for their own (Yamiche Alcindor, AP).

But I don’t want the secrets of the sewers, I want others to know about Chumbawamba’s oeuvre.

I can feel the disease within me: the disease of entrepreneurship. It’s like a cancer in my bones that calls out to me whenever I feel I exhibited more competency than my peers. “You don’t need them,” it says, “You should be earning passive income”

My job often vacillates between being incredibly enjoyable and being insanely infuriating.

Other than using yellow instead of white, the Olympic rings stole their five-color concept from Magic: The Gathering.

The tyrants here say I’m responsible for killing the saviors of freedom and whatever

74. Look, I completely understand that staying silent in the face of inaccuracy feels like wearing wet socks. It's like that for me, too. The fact of the matter is that correcting someone when they say something that is mostly correct, but slightly inaccurate, is Twitter behavior. Don't do it.

My husband was detained by ICE today Juan Muñoz, an American citizen, father of 2, and local government official, was peacefully protesting w. other elected officials. He was assaulted and taken away I have had zero contact or updates since #SOS @duckworth.senate.gov @durbin.senate.gov

harassing CEOs is good actually

There’s a vicious cycle that we may be nearing the end of because of the gen AI nonsense. We have to make good software to avoid getting fired. We also have to be nice to our bosses to avoid getting fired. Therefore, the bosses think the software is good because we followed their instructions.

@404media.co do you have any articles about Amazon buying vending machine card readers? Any idea when this happened. I have the number for the guy who operates the machine in town if you want to talk to him.

My wife likes the purified water I get from a vending machine outside our HEB. We have five big reusable jugs I fill up there periodically. Amazon bought the company that makes the card reader on the machine, so now it doesn’t work.

Can’t wait for the Adam McKay comedy telling Sam Altman’s story.

It used to be a joke, but now I feel like the Onion actually IS America’s finest news source.

What in the retconning nonsense?!? I was here when Singal arrived and was autobanned. Then y'all decided to literally CHANGE YOUR OWN TOS to carve out an exception for him. I remember when y'all heaved Black users under the bus even prior to that! JTFC y'all are high on your own supply.

Hobbs and the Law Boy take on the original book that killed this week.

If you believe in the Christian God, and that He was also the Jewish God in Old Testament times, then on some level you have to admit the Sun is Jewish space laser.

I used to think it was great that the world was being taken over by “nerds”, but it wasn’t. Nerds scour Wikipedia for information on how to calculate the pseudo-inverse of a singular matrix. The world was taken over by people who can convince normies that they’re nerds.

The trouble with libertarianism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.

I don’t think Trump believes the MedBed thing. The whole point of calling it “Truth Social” is to destroy the concept of truth. He’s shitposting.

It’s funny how, whenever I reveal to someone that I’m an atheist, they pretty much always admit some unorthodox belief they hold. It’s almost like no one actually believes the official doctrine of their religion.

wishing a good fast to everyone fasting for yom kippur. dedicating my fast to the people living through famine in gaza

The point of Wicked is that the wizard isn’t magic, you are. Don’t aspire to be a captain of industry. Aspire to expose them as the charlatans they are.

Government can have little a shutdown, as a treat.

“We have finally created The Entity from the hit motion picture Mission Impossible: Do Not Create The Entity”

I know the earth got darker from 2001 to 2024, largely thanks to US foreign policy and housing market chicanery.

I thought the Buddha said “all life is suffering,” but it’s more like “life is marked by suffering.” I knew I had it wrong because sometimes my cat lies down next to me and purrs real loud for several minutes.

Pssst…hey, the Government shutdown, post communism.

Just gonna keep tapping the sign* *𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘨𝘯 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘋𝘦𝘤𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘐𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦

The Dems will not save us because they are first and foremost agents of Capital

It’s not fair that America has all this value when I, the leader of all America, can’t just use it however I please. Some small fraction of that value is being used by the Americans who create it, and that’s unacceptable.

They don’t like it when we call them Nazis, but they’re always doing Nazi shit

Trump comments on the opposition: "I  thought [I] would be met with fury on the left, but they're sort of giving up."  "I really thought that we were gonna have to sort of fight it through. There's been no fight."

This is up there with the great Presidential speeches: “Ask not what your country can do for you” “I am not a crook” “Fool me twice, you, you can’t fool me a second time” “If you fall on the stairs it’s not gonna work out”

Here’s part 1 of our four-part Better Offline case against generative AI. I walk you through how generative AI is sold through a complete misunderstanding of the concept of labor - and myth-building by companies like NVIDIA and OpenAI. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/b... Linktr.ee/betteroffline

well the good news is if the generals were ever planning on doing something useful they have been conveniently brought together in the same location

I think Kant was really cooking when he came up with the term “category error”. This comes up so often in software. People think your program should be able to do everything they can imagine, but you can only make it one thing at a time.

time to get on the phone and look at the Things That Make Me Mad for a while

I hope someday they invent a school where the kids aren’t all chronically sleep deprived.

I wish I had the kind of legal expertise needed to determine whether murder is a crime.

The difference between liberals and conservatives is that conservatives are willing to say and do evil things for personal gain. Liberals are willing to say good things and do evil things for personal gain.

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