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Trump famous for never complaining

“It’s amazing how good we’re doing in the papers.”

@emmavigeland.bsky.social good luck hosting tomorrow.

Can’t believe the NBA Spencer Pratt’ed the Spurs, smh

It’s from the cow shit in the milk

Platner acting surprised and disappointed that his political opponents would focus on his personal life supports my thesis that he’s a big dumb guy.

Graham Platner is running Kyrsten Sinema software on John Fetterman hardware

Good job carrying that scorpion around I guess

Given the state of the world I’m happy to see we’re getting to the bottom of the most pressing political issue: whether god has a peanus.

“The most successful World Cup from the standpoint of what’s happening.” It’s incredible that he’s reached these heights by speaking *exclusively* in this kind of BS vagary.

Irony is a guy who looks like an aggregate composition of every pedo mug shot in history saying this. That's the face of a man who volunteered to go on Cub Scout camping excursions even though he has no kids of his own

It's so easy to forget that people, even elected officials, can at any moment simply choose to do the right thing.

Out of all the things that didn't happen, this didn't happen the most.

Profiles in Courage

Still funny that in the year of our lord 2026, reporters are still asking Trump questions like he knows what they’re talking about

Also he literally didn’t write it

It’s weird that Republicans and most of the media seem to have decided what Trump does on social media and what he says when he’s riffing in speeches just doesn’t count. None of it. Doesn’t count.

WA immigration lawyer Alexandra Lozano sued for alleged malpractice www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...

It’s hilarious to imagine Obama doing a Jan. 6 and John Roberts going yeah, I mean, sounds like a cool and good “official act,” I mean who are we to say, we aren’t political. Balls and strikes.

Telling the crime president he can do crimes,completely a-political

Occasionally I will remember the Four Seasons Total Landscaping episode and have a genuine, hearty laugh. Thank you, Rudy. The GOAT of Trump Stupidity.

Praying for Rudy Giuliani. Complicated man, but he taught me that marriage and family don't mean anything. You can just do whatever you want. Humiliate and lie to everyone you're supposed to love whenever you want, or are bored. Honestly fuck them. Also he taught me everything else is like that too.

thinking we maybe should have been a little meaner to the confederacy after the war

"We're listening. Tell us what you want." /Suburban MSNBC types and everyone who shops for groceries baying for the blood of reactionary billionaires and social democratic policies, eyes turning completely black, a keening unfathomable in its savagery "I think I heard 'targeted tax cuts for cops?'"

between klay thompson and the correspondents dinner this is a really bad day for shooters across the country

In the wake of the Michael Jackson biopic success, producers are now planning a John Wayne Gacy movie that focuses only on his career as a clown.

Alright….

What kind of serial killer flag is that

Vaxxed???

Billy Joel is asking himself if you can rhyme “Swalwell is a sex pest” with “something something Budapest” or maybe that’s cheating

Farmers are realizing, oh, gosh, they're deporting our workers too! Gosh! Golly fucking gee!

Dispatching three Long Island finance guys who look like they should have ponytails but don't, two 67yo Florida real estate developers named Steven and Stephen, and a nephew I don't think very highly of to negotiate an advantageous peace in the war I started.

I’ve got two tickets to the @timheidecker.bsky.social On Cinema LIVE SHOW on Saturday in Seattle, pay if/what you can.

I have had some version of "he wants all of us to be buried with him" in stuff I've written about Trump in the past and usually but not always taken it out. It didn't like looking at it, mostly, but over time it just became one of those things that was too obvious to bother with. It's all sickening.

Schumer: WE HAVEN’T EVEN SEEN THE PLANS FOR THE GENOCIDE YET

No member of Congress who has been on break during this whole fiasco will ever be forgiven. I don’t care if you have to break into the capitol and turn on the CSPAN cameras yourself, there is simply no excuse for inaction or tweeting through it at this point.

I think we should resist assigning Trump’s current state to “dementia” or “age” for the simple fact that he’s been a flaming idiot his entire life and sounded this stupid at his absolute pinnacle of cognitive function.

I wonder if there was some sort of reason the Founders routed the war power through Congress rather than the whim of one person. Probably not.

This would be followed by immediate articles of impeachment and a call for removal. Doesn't matter if "you don't have the votes." You UNIFY YOUR PARTY and you put it at the feet of the other party.

Every day the literal president says something a million times more scandalous than anything Hasan could ever imagine so it’s good to see the media asking the big important questions as we barrel toward WWIII.

THE ART OF THE DEAL

1942 Tim Kaine: Come on Hitler…could ya please stop bein’ such a jerk?

People don’t wanna put two and two together with what he did to usaid and him putting up those maps of global birthrates and saying white people are being replaced

Soooo…you’re looking for some kind of “Iran Deal”?