Vaxxed???

Billy Joel is asking himself if you can rhyme “Swalwell is a sex pest” with “something something Budapest” or maybe that’s cheating

Farmers are realizing, oh, gosh, they're deporting our workers too! Gosh! Golly fucking gee!

Dispatching three Long Island finance guys who look like they should have ponytails but don't, two 67yo Florida real estate developers named Steven and Stephen, and a nephew I don't think very highly of to negotiate an advantageous peace in the war I started.

I’ve got two tickets to the @timheidecker.bsky.social On Cinema LIVE SHOW on Saturday in Seattle, pay if/what you can.

I have had some version of "he wants all of us to be buried with him" in stuff I've written about Trump in the past and usually but not always taken it out. It didn't like looking at it, mostly, but over time it just became one of those things that was too obvious to bother with. It's all sickening.

Schumer: WE HAVEN’T EVEN SEEN THE PLANS FOR THE GENOCIDE YET

No member of Congress who has been on break during this whole fiasco will ever be forgiven. I don’t care if you have to break into the capitol and turn on the CSPAN cameras yourself, there is simply no excuse for inaction or tweeting through it at this point.

I think we should resist assigning Trump’s current state to “dementia” or “age” for the simple fact that he’s been a flaming idiot his entire life and sounded this stupid at his absolute pinnacle of cognitive function.

I wonder if there was some sort of reason the Founders routed the war power through Congress rather than the whim of one person. Probably not.

This would be followed by immediate articles of impeachment and a call for removal. Doesn't matter if "you don't have the votes." You UNIFY YOUR PARTY and you put it at the feet of the other party.

Every day the literal president says something a million times more scandalous than anything Hasan could ever imagine so it’s good to see the media asking the big important questions as we barrel toward WWIII.

THE ART OF THE DEAL

1942 Tim Kaine: Come on Hitler…could ya please stop bein’ such a jerk?

People don’t wanna put two and two together with what he did to usaid and him putting up those maps of global birthrates and saying white people are being replaced

Soooo…you’re looking for some kind of “Iran Deal”?

Trump ad-libbing that he somehow KEPT more promises than he made is perfect. No notes.

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“I bought a ticket on the Dipshit Express and now I’m concerned about the destination”

My friends are only pieces of shit in public and in their actions that affect millions of people, but in private they’re good and cool.

I would hope Gavin Newsom saying, "Yeah I am Patrick Bateman, from American Psycho, actually" would be the end of people stanning for this guy; but then I think about the people still having conniptions if you won't swear an oath of eternal support to a Blackwater Merc with a Nazi tatto

They act like this is brave but they’re talking about a human who is totally devoid of any admirable quality. A trash person through and through.

Russia failed to defeat Ukraine for six months before it started targeting civilian electricity generation in an effort to get Ukraine to capitulate. It didn’t work.

It is the anniversary of the My Lai massacre today. I'd say that even more than most years, it's important to remember what happened. And the role Hugh Thompson, an active serviceman, played in both stopping and publicising it. Despite enormous military, political and public pressure to stay quiet.

"We had it coming." - the President of the United States

why are bees doing brutalism

10 years of glazing and this is the big payoff

Just incredible “book report by guy who didn’t read the book” energy.

Was honestly kind of against this war until I found out they want to make it sequentially in the way that makes the most sense. Now I’m on board.

All the bluster about “woke” rules of engagement are literally for this moment, why shy away? Maximum lethality and all that bullshit. Well, here we are.

Tanker captains are the troops now

If we’re attacked there will be efforts to blame the partial shutdown but the truth is the trump admin has been using anti-terror agents at HSI to stake out Home Depot’s looking for day laborers for over a year now.

me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58

The South ending Reconstruction and plunging their populations into a backward looking culture and economy until it was forced to modernize by the Civil Rights movement is imo a very clean parallel.

They are torturing and killing people in our concentration camps, and I wish more people were actively bothered by that

Was “get out alive” part of Woke?

Adding it to the library

The Mr. Magoo of Nazi affiliation

“The administration” didn’t find billions for bombs, Congress gave the U.S. military billions for bombs. Trump is just using them up.

Trump’s 2016 criticism of the Iraq war was the US didn’t do enough war crimes. He argued that the US should’ve stolen oil and killed insurgents’ innocent family members. That’s what some prominent media figures presented to the public as isolationist, anti-intervention, anti-war, “Donald the Dove.”

I think about this Tony Benn speech much more than I used to

This obviously very stupid but is it also smart? We’ll talk to some liars after this break.

We genuinely need a revival of virtue in the United States. In my view, that’s almost as critical a project as any other structural reform project necessary in the wake of trumpism. We should become a society that actually values human life such that we would feel shame about this.

I keep seeing people say “wow, Trump is really rambling and incoherent,” but he’s been this way since 2017! youtu.be/5BIr4gtgVZs?...