The chirren have been melting edibles and drinking because apparently it hits faster. I personally prefer my edible to sneak up on me like Melvin did Jody.

Lettuce pray he gets hit by a car TODAY

absolutely not. IYKYK

I enjoy it but can go without it. Most men don’t do it well and stay down there too long I came here to fuck tbqh.

Thank you 🥳 I forgot about this 💃🏾

Good morning 🌞

Omg reading this is giving me a headache! (He wanted someone to do his hair but “changed his mind.”)

You want the product without bothering with the process. That’s it. That’s what you want. Just go ahead and own that

My trophy... IF I HAD ONE!!!!

They're trying to bring back MD2020s. The youth don't know what's about to hit them. Lmao

Make sure y'all are giving your UPS men and women water and electrolytes they don't have AC in their trucks like Amazon and Fedex

The heartbreaking statement from Jonathan Joss’s husband about his death.

There are beachfront townships in Jersey that legally were allowed to not sell homes to Black people up until like 10 years ago. By allow not to sell to Black people, I mean, you couldn't sell to Black people even if you wanted to.

Def Jam wanted Clipse to remove Kendrick Lamar’s feature from ‘Let God Sort Em Out.’ And when Pusha refused, Clipse and Def Jam then parted ways. Drake's UMG lawsuit is basically telling the industry to pick a side. WOW

This whole era of my life is just dilly dallying and I love that for me

Poor guy. I sent that “You up” text last night and he missed it. I’m not even horny no more 🙂‍↕️

MTG filed articles of impeachment for Biden before he even got comfy in his chair & he hadn't even signed an executive order yet. So yeah. This tracks.

This photo is yelling "Ya gonna put the cash in the bag, see? And make it quick before the coppers get here, see?" at me

Happy anniversary to this moment.

Nobody: Black horror writers: No matter what, you know who the real monsters are?

ITS WHENEVER BTCH, ITS WHATEVER H*E!!!! #hottiesky #megantheestallion

Coco Jones debut album just dropped — I’m tuned in 👀👀

Is Henry Blodget ok

Then another coworker was trying to fix me up with her daughter a few years back. She said verbatim, “My daughter is a BMW. A Black Man’s Whore” like that was supposed to be the main selling point for me. First of all, I felt tried because what about me says I fuck with the Caucasians?

If they have video surveillance of this guy, why isn't his face plastered all over the news and the internet?

😂😂 they say when you know you know! They ain't playing bout youuuu

They're going to stop using my baby against me 😔

I wasn't supposed to be cooking but somehow everyone ended up at my house eating anyway 😭

Nope ,we are not going back there. There are better ways to spend my money.

HATE. And it works so well

Mans got some songs but fuck that dude

Everything on Pinterest is AI and I'm so over it

Time for one marijuana.

he’s right. journalists need to start being aggressive with that administration at hand, the press need to start holding politicians accountable the way they try to hold celebrities because politicians rely on being liked, celebrities as we’ve seen don’t. they did it with biden? why not trump?

Every time people say this, I think about George Zimmerman.

And I’m still not forgiving Mr. Locs n Bikes mf for letting this not get the love it deserved bc THIS ALBUM IS A MASTERPIECE R&B ALBUM IDC

I literally always need to have my feet up

EXCUSE ME

Breakfast

“Ass cheeks clapper” would turn me completely off. Now you ain’t got no position and you BLOCKED

“Scaring the niggas” Olympian Athelete

They are definitely not okay for civilians 😅

What am I going to do with all these cute outfits 🥺

Now I have to go out wearing real clothes 😭