ENCOURAGE MINT (suck on that for a while)

Them: “So, are you off today?” Me: “Yeah. But only by a little”

Friday, a Reagan-appointed federal judge ordered Patrick Byrne, a Trump ally and former Overstock CEO, to pay Hunter Biden $1.7 million in punitive damages (plus $1 in nominal damages and $35,000 in sanctions against Byrne) after finding Byrne repeatedly spread false claims about Biden.

It seems to me that if you or I must choose between two courses of thought or action, we should remember our dying and try so to live that our death brings no pleasure to the world. - John Steinbeck, East of Eden

The owl is the electorate

“Verify your age” Pong is the only game in town

💚💛💚 #owl #BirdPhotography #NaturePhotography #WildlifePhotography #BirdOfTheDay

So a puppet is no longer in commission, but the machine that owned and operated it is still quite operational.

though I rarely agreed with the explosive diarrhea virus parasite, I'll remember it for its good humor and willingness to negotiate in good faith

Shocking, terrible news this morning. I honestly don't know how I'll deal with it. I'm out of *both* mustard and mayonnaise, which is really going to put a dent in my plans to have chicken salad for lunch.

“Verify your age” Since they were made of glass, when we returned deposit bottles to the store, they were actually washed and reused.

I told the waitress “YES, I’ll have the SUPER salad.” I got the most quizzical stare from her that lasted moments.

I told the waitress “YES, I’ll have the SUPER salad.” I got the most quizzical stare from her that lasted moments.

Now let's do a silly one - Picasso before every portrait

First they came for the green m&m stripper boots And I did nothing

In the same way that my grandmother hoarded cookie tins, I have the box to every iPhone I’ve ever owned

when i go out i keep a box of bandaids rolled up in my t-shirt sleeve so i look cool and for just in case my friends get any little boo-boos

Them: “So, how’s it going?” Me: “Around.” Also me: “I’m hangin’ in.” “I’m hangin’ on.” “I’m hangin’ out.”

Them: “So, are you off today?” Me: “Yeah. But only by a little”

When you hear the words: Evil stepmother, What name comes to mind?

If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. They’re all p. a. b. ‘s youtube.com/shorts/4CAKn...

There is a price to be paid for every increase in consciousness. We cannot be more sensitive to pleasure without being more sensitive to pain.

#Delft #Delftholland

Kookaburras adults 40-48 cm iconic birds native to Eastern Australia and New Guinea. They frequently inhabit suburban backyards, becoming highly habituated to humans. These large kingfishers natively live in gum trees, eucalyptus forests, and woodlands. Here are young kookaburras visitors

Feeling down? There’s a jar of peanut butter for that. Grab your spoon.

Growing up in my family: We always used ketchup We NEVER used catsup. It was a matter of pride. (it may have been a prejudice)

When Theodore Roosevelt became president, he took on the corporations, which is what they were afraid of when they nominated him to be vice president. Too bad. youtube.com/shorts/yqOWn...

@elizaorlins.bsky.social hits another home run. Ya gotta listen to this one. youtube.com/shorts/bD-eN...

I spoke to Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes and he told me: Two all beef patties, Special sauce, Lettuce, cheese Pickles, onions On a sesame seed bun

I must have a lot of feck. 🤷‍♂️ *a subjective opinion

I watch sunsets silently. Spectacular goes best with mute.

Zones, in order of preference: 1. Erogenous 2. Comfort 3. Twilight 4. Friend 5. Danger 6. Tow-Away

Book Cover of the Day:

Sorry. Couldn’t get any sleep. Had to binge watch season 2 of The Agency.

DEI will never DIE

I want rain. I just want rain.

A shady scene

NO 👇 BULLSHIT DETECTED

Mamdani: "Therein lies the work of America -- a striving, a bettering, the reaching toward perfection. What a privilege each of us has to live in a nation that every one of its inhabitants can shape. What a responsibility each of us possesses to prove ourselves worthy of all those who came before."

“How small they are. How weak. How unoriginal… division is the oldest trick in politics.” Zohran rings in America’s birthday by reminding us our story is one of welcoming immigrants, not excluding everyone who doesn’t look like us. 🇺🇸 Full: www.instagram.com/reel/DaVzyL0...

Windy Day, Go Home Bay A.Y. Jackson 1961