Yes! Same!

Nooooo wtf

I’m just a woman, staring inside my fridge, begging the random ingredients to get together and make something edible.

Please do not buy my books from Amazon. If you are outside the UK and cannot find an independent bookshop who stocks them, please purchase them from @blackwells.bsky.social who do free international delivery: blackwells.co.uk/bookshop/pro...

Bone Thugs-n-Harmony - 1st of the Month (1995) #ClassicHipHop #MusicSky

My daughter lost her tooth

QTP with a gif from one of your favorite comfort shows.

GIVEAWAY! Dead Weight is coming out next week and to celebrate I'm giving away two copies that have been personally bitten by Uggi and will be personally signed by me and shipped to the winners wherever they live! To enter just like and share this post and I'll select the winners on May 26th!

I cannot stress enough how much anyone who complains about the government spending money to give new parents free diapers should never know one single moment of peace

this was peak late night youtu.be/atijWqBG7Vw?...

Aye, Georgia, early voting ends on Friday and the primary is on Tuesday. The Supreme Court election is on this ballot. It is not a primary, the winners are installed as judges. Go. Vote.

they are literally never going to join you. i will not support anyone who: 1) thinks we need a "Strong Republican party." 2) doesn't pledge to undo what Trump has done literally immediately. 3) does not support robust court reform to unpack the courts. End of.

Ight good news and bad news: Rent is paid. Nothing else is. lol Account is -300 in the hole. Could use a boost. Preciate the help.

No new pictures, where are you mentally?

It's today, today!

Refund is always slow as hell, though, that's for sure.

Hey Georgia! If you live in Dekalb County, the fire department will install free smoke and carbon dioxide detectors in your home. Send me a message if you need the contact info.

The public comment period has been extended to April 24! Help us stop the National Park Service from approving new rule that allows for cruel and unethical hunting practices on America’s National Preserves in Alaska, including in Wilderness. >>> wildernesswatch.substack.com/p/park-servi...

After learning about that website where you can watch people’s home cameras, yea… no.

If you vote in Louisiana check your Geaux Vote App, apparently they did another purge and wiped out over 500k active voters and made them inactive

Actually we should just give citizenship to every undocumented person in the United States who wants it. Walking over an imaginary line isn't some great moral atrocity. Making people live in the shadows as a permanent underclass absolutely IS.

This is me because I'll be damned if i do a Tik Tok dance for engagement.

ugh I look horrible plz delete

the damage these two have done to nonprofits in the bay area over the last year of fast pull backs is insane. just truly disgusting people. www.sfgate.com/bayarea/arti...

The majority of the audience at the iheartradio music awards not knowing the lyrics to En Vogue, TLC, and Salt-n-Pepa is making me feel old as hell.

[email protected] on the local news

@lollardfish.bsky.social @profgabriele.com spotted at SJC

NO NO NO YOU DON’T GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step “designed for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL tell everyone you know www.freetaxusa.com

if you want to know how important it is for you to do this math: the fees patreon took from me in 2025 add up to roughly 3 months of income. that's 3 months of income i would have paid taxes on if i didn't deduct the fees from the 1099. 3 months of income i never actually had!

I'm trying to get off the phone and back to reading. This is the first book I've been able to finish in many, many years. It's sad that it took me 2 months to read a 156-page book, but I have to start somewhere. Thanks @premeemohamed.com for helping to get me back into reading.

I heard it on the radio a lot as a kid.

No offense to the Europeans but gosd darn do I love an ice cold glass of water

Trump’s billionaire allies will now own CNN, Fox News, CBS, WaPo, WSJ and NY Post — plus 185+ local tv stations and news in 100 markets. They also control X, Facebook, Instagram, Threads, WhatsApp, TikTok, Truth and Twitch. This is all by design to manipulate and surveil us. Pay attention.

It would be so nice to sleep all the way through the night just once. JUST!!!! ONCE!!!!!!

That ending to His & Hers?

Go to the dentist. Failing that, go to a dental college and get the work done for free. Trust me. Hole in the face saga could have been avoided.

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BTW when I say abolish ICE, I mean abolish it entirely and replace it with exactly nothing. Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. That's it.

According to its new privacy policy, TikTok now collects more data on its users, including their precise location, after majority ownership officially switched to a group based in the US. www.wired.com/story/tiktok...

Time to delete TikTok if you haven’t! They’re asking specifically for immigrant status and transgender or nonbinary status, which should make people nervous about where we are heading

I have been told that this undercover ICE agent tried to get observers to scan a QR code “for his website”. The QR code did not resolve to a link. DO NOT SCAN UNKNOWN QR CODES FROM STRANGERS. This is a massive security risk! Bad things can happen to you if you do it! Stay frosty, friends.