DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie] SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in

I remember walking by Chuck Schumer at the finish line of the Brooklyn Half-Marathon earlier this year. In retrospect, I should have taken a moment to tell him, "Fuck you. Retire, bitch."

Just imagining the meeting where they must have been like “they might cancel my flight? Time to kill the sick.”

Me watching Predator: Badlands

Finally saw Malcolm X, and glad I got to see it on the big screen. A biopic the overcomes the biopic trap of oversimplification, with Denzel and Spike both operating on another level. Honorable mention: Linda Linda Linda as part of the 20th anniversary re-release. Such glorious teenage feelings.

If you are appreciating the new Peter Coviello essay about not talking to the NYT about Mamdani? I offer you this absolute banger he wrote after the election in 2016. It’s even closer to the bone now. avidly.org/2016/12/09/m...

bring back maligning racism as the mark of a stupid person. prejudice is the mark of an idiot. if you believe that shit i bet you also don’t wipe your ass

this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028

Andrew Cuomo: pathetic in defeat, and even more pathetic in a second defeat

Yo! Go help Twisted Spine (Brooklyn's horror and dark fantasy bookstore & cafe) while they fix water damage from last week's storm gofund.me/560530786

They just posted this on their facebook page. If any of you could help with a donation, they'd really appreciate it.

Grammarly's been drinking

"What's Luchasaurus going to do with half a million dollars?!" is the funniest question anyone will ask this year. #AEW #WrestleDream

Cuomo sucking already

I mean yes this is funny, but the fact that these unconstitutional stormtroopers are so directionless that they literally stand around waiting for random nonwhite delivery guys to bike past them is just pathetic. No mandate, no mission, no clue. Just racism.

One motherfucking Battle After Another, motherfuckers!

Bertrand Russell once received letters from Sir Oswald Mosley, the founder of the British Union of Fascists, inviting him to a debate. Russell not only declined but replied quite generally that “nothing fruitful or sincere could ever emerge from association between us.” @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social

Two thoughts coming out of The Long Walk: * David Jonsson's arms * I couldn't take a shit that fast without coffee

Fucking trash ass country I live in

genuinely crazy that this is happening on behalf of charlie kirk of all people

tfw the new Spinal Tap movie is mid at best

This article just reminded me of this old tweet

Oh. Fun times.

The people dominating our political landscape, culture, and economy are just so stupid and full of shit it's almost impossible to describe

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I’m sorry but I refuse to stop laughing at “one of whom was doing a wheelie”

*ending first playthrough of Disco Elysium* "Turn and go forward. Do it for the working class." *cackles, starts crying* Legit, what a masterpiece.

Somebody on LinkedIn said what we're all thinking.

So you’re telling me the Wizard of Oz presented itself as a towering force of overwhelming technology, only to be unmasked as just some guy, off-screen?

Look at this slop

Took a walk and am now waiting for the sky to open up with some degree of dread

I cannot get over how no one in mainstream politics even disputes factual claims like this. Everyone admits that Israel is starving children and murdering desperate civilians. The only ‘debate’ is about what to call it and whether the motives of people protesting it are pure enough.

I'm seeing some people making predictions about Trump's future, suggesting we're about to get J.D. Vance as president. In these confusing times it's important to consult the holy texts, which have never been wrong.

Superman (2025) was Superman as fuck

Interesting decision to start with the trios match #AEWAllIn

lately we seem deluged with “are young right wingers making [X] cool again?” stories profiling the biggest dork ass losers you’ve ever seen

I have literally never seen a graph like this once in all my years of being an election sicko 18-24 always lags, always, it’s just a natural law of politics and this is the guy they want to throw out of the party?!

...I think I just got called a DILF while out for a run

Hoping that Cuomo and Adams split the asshole vote

brad lander primary chuck schumer

Guys... guys... what if. What fucking if.

So this time therapy is basically going to be like the Al Ewing run on The Immortal Hulk? Fuck yeah

"I'm just going to watch one episode of Adolescence, maybe space out the other episodes through the week." *four heartbreaking hours later* ...incredible.