I found a yoga ball in a trash pile and made it an eyeball.

This image crossed my tumblr dash a few days ago and made me laff:

Everyone in Sydney rn

just signed a historic rare earth trade deal. AMA

Released 45 years ago The Specials debut album featuring this song 'Too Much Too Young' #ska #skalegends #thespecials #2tone #toomuchtooyoung #punkrockhistory

Johnny is such a huge influence… GANG WAR with Wayne Kramer was my favorite. Their comer of “These Boots Are Made for Walkin’” is a heroin soaked classic!

hanging out

this has been a shocking start to rocktober

Authorities say getting to close to numbats can make them anxious enough to abandon their young and are urging photographers to give the endangered animals their space.

oh no

#printedpaper Absolute Martian Manhunter issue 3 out this week.

it appears james mcgrath is playing dead in an attempt to avoid being asked any more questions

fuck off, nerd!

Mama's lil hedgehog loves chili chili Mama's lil hedgehog loves chili dogs

work foyer has a haunted bananas in pyjamas painting. their cold dead eyes peer into my soul and follow me around

I wish this was my account

view from my new desk in parramatta

watching my stories

im learning so much…

two words: BLUESKY

she is very little and very skiddish but she has been v brave. @denvergolfclub.bsky.social helped rescue her from inside a car engine and now she’s sleeping in my bathroom!

looking forward to eating some kind of pizza slice for dinner. stay tuned for more updates…

Ancient Greek Ship Dealer: Theseus, look mate, I'm sorry but there's simply no way I can honour the warranty on this vessel with all the after-market modifications you've made to it.

You know what is a lost art in this country? The ABC TV tie-in book.

Ive been saying...its a prog boy summer. Ride the elevator all the way up baby

taking the prog rock elevator

at the famous lawson

Recently appointed ambassador to Israel Mike Huckabee performs "Blind" by Korn with Brian 'Head' Welch on his show Huckabee (2019)

🚨🚨🚨THIS IS BLUE SKYS FIRST VIRAL POST!!🚨🚨🚨

spread the word

🚨 NEW EPISODE ALERT 🚨 Episode 15: Ghoulies Go To College featuring @denvergolfclub.bsky.social is out now! Was teaching the Ghoulies how to talk one of God's greatest mistakes? We weigh in on the controversy! Available here, or on your favorite podcast platform!

i forgot about this place

🚨 NEW EPISOPE ALERT! 🚨 Episode 605: Yoohoo! It's the Yara-Ma-Yha-Who! Feat. Al Bates Our special Australian Correspondent returns for this late breaking coverage of this horrible beastie from Down Under! He's four foot tall and lives in fig trees, you guys! (The monster, not Al)

Great to able to sit down with @denvergolfclub.bsky.social and talk about this bloodsucking freak! Tune in, you don't want to miss it!

no one uses this shit…. fuck you!!!

yeah

the NSW government will try and suppress the truth but the kind heroes at @unclemonster.bsky.social help me set it free

🚨NEW EPISODE ALERT!🚨 Episode 502: First Hand Reporting On The Blue Mountains Panther featuring Al Bates! We are pleased to announce the first appearance of our newly minted Australian correspondent, @denvergolfclub.bsky.social! Join us as he gives us the inside poop on this antipodal cryptid!

does anyone want some codes to blue sky

baba booey

folllow me in blue sky

in case you don't already know how to do this, go to libgen.rs for fiction/nonfiction books and sci-hub.se for academic journals and research papers

soz to #personalpost but i have had an absolute cunt of a week + a kidney stone and i would love to be put into a coma vanilla sky style for a fortnight

on paper i should really enjoy the music of blur. 90s version of the kinks made by modern art students? sarcastic observations of post-thatcher britian? but any time i try… it doesn’t do it for me… which is crazy for me because those first 3 gorillaz albums are in the bman top 100 albums or all time