I'm flashing my BIOS this weekend.

My work is hiring. Two days a week. Let me know if you're interested. Cheers.

My efforts to avoid becoming like my father (owns lots of rugby shirts) are clashing with certain unavoidable realities (I look handsome in rugby shirts).

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

This is a very big deal for me because I'm washed up at games AND very rarely play team games by myself AND get very anxious in competitive environments where I can get yelled at on voice chats.

Let me know if you'd like to buy my car. Cheers.

The rebranding of Coles Express to Reddy Express (due to very boring m&a reasons) is a direct affront to me, a guy who likes to say "Hello, my name is Cole Sexpress" from time to time.

Hanking my crog

🗡️La Primera🗡️ | #art #drawing #fanart #wwe #nxt #stephanievaquer #csp #clipstudiopaint |

My arms look very big today.

What's up now motherfucker you didn't realise you were dealing with a certified Asana Workflow Specialist, did you?

Considering ascending to a higher stage of laptop-class millennial existence - taking out a novated lease on an EV.

I think my days of being interested in "Fun" socks are well and truly behind me.

I played two Quick Match games, won both, and only got called a stupid moron who sucks a couple of times. HotS might be back?

Having Impure Thoughts (Thinking about playing Heroes of the Storm in 2025)

I think, in a way, when I installed MSN Messenger on the family computer in 2003 I knew that I was establishing the parameters of how I felt most comfortable communicating in for the rest of my life.

In today's world of minimalist logos the Shred-X Panther stands alone as the apex predator of the branding jungle

Capital Allocator? Uh yeah, they go at the start of a sentence, genius!

Cartoons had me believing I'd frequently be drinking from earthenware jugs marked with XXX as an adult. Personally I am yet to imbibe so much as a drop from such a vessel.

It happened to me: I took DNA too late and fucked my run.

The Emperor's New Ass

I don't know about you but I'm very excited to engage with brands on here.

No, actually, I'm not displaying a lack of understanding of the concept of delayed gratification, I'm actually displaying a very advanced understanding of the concept of the time value of marshmallows.

I enjoy a nice rubber band, as I'm sure anyone would.

Had an enzyme-based floor cleaning tablet that you drop into the bucket advertised to me as "Your Mop's New BFF" and I've been feeling quite bad that I never really considered my mop's inner life up until now.

Ancient Greek Ship Dealer: Theseus, look mate, I'm sorry but there's simply no way I can honour the warranty on this vessel with all the after-market modifications you've made to it.

Laughing at my jokes is a sure-fire path to receiving a five star review from me, The Jestful Customer.

Penicillin is Amoxicillin's dad.

I have received an Important Garlic Update.

Thought about sharing my 2024 Year in Asana as a joke but decided that would be a bit too LinkedIn of me.

I have a normal amount of space in my inventory.

Sometimes the finest addition one can make to a meal is eating it in front of the Computer.

In a spirited display of compromise with my own neuroses I am back lifting at the gym but I am NOT dressing like a slut to do it. That is a treat, a privilege which I must re-earn.

I've been casting quite a few frostbolts of late.

Probably won't take my shirt off on here until next year, I'm in a no lifting/injury funk and mildly dysmorphic. Apologies for any inconvenience.

I'm playing WoW Classic again so my every thought is being filtered through the lens of WoW Classic. Every time I suffer a minor inconvenience I quietly make the *Troll Character Taking Damage* sound effect. *Weghhegh*.

Let it be known that I am willing to be an early mouthpiece of the PRC on this platform for a very modest fee and assistance on my quest for pre-raid best in slot social credit score ahead of the new global geopolitical paradigm.

November 2007 - After finishing high school my friends and I started playing World of Warcraft. I'm levelling my first character. I'm questing in The Barrens. Life is good.

I think we really lost something when ISPs stopped hosting servers for popular multiplayer online video games.

I'm Mr Shirts.

It's my birthday so you have to fav this.

While I do certainly enjoy the taste and nutritional profile of brown rice I fear the extra cooking time may tip the balance out of its favour.