My efforts to avoid becoming like my father (owns lots of rugby shirts) are clashing with certain unavoidable realities (I look handsome in rugby shirts).

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

This is a very big deal for me because I'm washed up at games AND very rarely play team games by myself AND get very anxious in competitive environments where I can get yelled at on voice chats.

Let me know if you'd like to buy my car. Cheers.

The rebranding of Coles Express to Reddy Express (due to very boring m&a reasons) is a direct affront to me, a guy who likes to say "Hello, my name is Cole Sexpress" from time to time.

Hanking my crog

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My arms look very big today.

What's up now motherfucker you didn't realise you were dealing with a certified Asana Workflow Specialist, did you?

Considering ascending to a higher stage of laptop-class millennial existence - taking out a novated lease on an EV.

I think my days of being interested in "Fun" socks are well and truly behind me.

I played two Quick Match games, won both, and only got called a stupid moron who sucks a couple of times. HotS might be back?

Having Impure Thoughts (Thinking about playing Heroes of the Storm in 2025)

I think, in a way, when I installed MSN Messenger on the family computer in 2003 I knew that I was establishing the parameters of how I felt most comfortable communicating in for the rest of my life.

In today's world of minimalist logos the Shred-X Panther stands alone as the apex predator of the branding jungle

Capital Allocator? Uh yeah, they go at the start of a sentence, genius!

Cartoons had me believing I'd frequently be drinking from earthenware jugs marked with XXX as an adult. Personally I am yet to imbibe so much as a drop from such a vessel.

It happened to me: I took DNA too late and fucked my run.

The Emperor's New Ass

I don't know about you but I'm very excited to engage with brands on here.

No, actually, I'm not displaying a lack of understanding of the concept of delayed gratification, I'm actually displaying a very advanced understanding of the concept of the time value of marshmallows.

I enjoy a nice rubber band, as I'm sure anyone would.

Had an enzyme-based floor cleaning tablet that you drop into the bucket advertised to me as "Your Mop's New BFF" and I've been feeling quite bad that I never really considered my mop's inner life up until now.

Ancient Greek Ship Dealer: Theseus, look mate, I'm sorry but there's simply no way I can honour the warranty on this vessel with all the after-market modifications you've made to it.

Laughing at my jokes is a sure-fire path to receiving a five star review from me, The Jestful Customer.

Penicillin is Amoxicillin's dad.

I have received an Important Garlic Update.

Thought about sharing my 2024 Year in Asana as a joke but decided that would be a bit too LinkedIn of me.

I have a normal amount of space in my inventory.

Sometimes the finest addition one can make to a meal is eating it in front of the Computer.

In a spirited display of compromise with my own neuroses I am back lifting at the gym but I am NOT dressing like a slut to do it. That is a treat, a privilege which I must re-earn.

I've been casting quite a few frostbolts of late.

Probably won't take my shirt off on here until next year, I'm in a no lifting/injury funk and mildly dysmorphic. Apologies for any inconvenience.

I'm playing WoW Classic again so my every thought is being filtered through the lens of WoW Classic. Every time I suffer a minor inconvenience I quietly make the *Troll Character Taking Damage* sound effect. *Weghhegh*.

Let it be known that I am willing to be an early mouthpiece of the PRC on this platform for a very modest fee and assistance on my quest for pre-raid best in slot social credit score ahead of the new global geopolitical paradigm.

November 2007 - After finishing high school my friends and I started playing World of Warcraft. I'm levelling my first character. I'm questing in The Barrens. Life is good.

I think we really lost something when ISPs stopped hosting servers for popular multiplayer online video games.

I'm Mr Shirts.

It's my birthday so you have to fav this.

While I do certainly enjoy the taste and nutritional profile of brown rice I fear the extra cooking time may tip the balance out of its favour.