how do i stop a kitten going absolutely feral after she’s had surgery (neutered)

seeing afi for my bday as a lil treat

the mode of public transport in syd i relate to the most is the light rail because they be shutting that shit down at every minor convenience. it rained? cancelled. hot out? cancelled? bit windy? sorry, closed for business, no questions please.

is this good

my back is aching at the frail body show

Ramona is this much orange cat which makes her want to do things like try to jump in a full bathtub and climb up walls

ppl rly watching nosferatu and their main takeaway is that count orlok is a toxic nonce and a groomer as if he is not a literal vampire spawned from a demon who kills ppl and drains their blood ????

hey look at this baby

when everybody loves you.. it’s just about as funky as you can be

every time i cook green beans, i feel like him

something i am always gonna do is go to bed

don’t they have enough already

thinking i might start getting into some stuff in the new year. hobbies and interests etc

still time for the hotelier to bring the home, like noplace is there 10 yr anniversary tour to australia… they could turn this whole year around

if we all started popping CEO’s, i doubt they’d be able to catch all of us. just saying.

i am in the top 0.001% of people sitting their ass down and listening

watching thanksgiving videos as an australian is so crazy like what do you mean you brang the marshmallow salad

somebody stopped me in public to tell me that i had sat it something and had shit all over the back of my shorts but it was actually just a clump of fur from my very fluffy cat who is shedding her winter coat

is there a name for a post on bluesky… like a “tweet”. i just been saying like “did you see that thingy on the new twitter”

is there a specific reason behind why every police officer in australia has a moustache

my high school bf that i met at youth group has sent me a voice note on facebook and it has instilled in me a kind of fear i have never known before. i might cut my own ears off.

tonight i was telling my bf how i use the merriam-webster dictionary because i support female authors only to find out it was not written by a nice old lady named merriam

ok we’ve gone too woke, now they’re selling tiger cum by the litre in the grocery store

me in a different era (about 3 weeks ago. in my being in japan era)

i don’t because i am too busy minding my business and living in the moment

they have recruited another member

they are multiplying

hey