Cruelty is the point

Damn was just looking and in many cases it’s cheaper to Fly to Detroit (last minute) and buy tickets for a game there than it is to go to a game at T-Mobile…

*Stomping and throwing a fit* “It’s my turn! It’s my turn! You HAVE to vote for me!”

I’m having more fun than every. single. last. Astros. fan. and that is more than enough for me!

1pm game on Tuesday?!

God giving me his toughest battles meme:

Dan trying to Galaxy brain this thing…

Ok Naylor, time for your redemption moment!

Man Julio is absolutely beating the narrative! I love him for it!!

Cal Raleigh you beautiful man.

IM NOT SAYING ANYTHING EVERYONE. I AM BEING BETTER.

Kerry Carpenter is such a dork!

Oh so Pierzynski is coming for Seattle FANS now?! “I love that fans are booing (Robles nearly getting hit) as if he’s trying to hit him” Mother fucker…

HIP HIP, JORGE!!! (X2) whispers - that’s why you bat him cleanup *ducks*

It’ll come in an avalanche. I’m sure of it and then they’ll start to look like the offense we’ve known all year.

Was Riley Greene part of the Tigers doing the Trump dance? Because if any of them are, he seems like the most likable Tiger.

JP!!!

Thank you Gabriel.

Pierzynski: “If Torres doesn’t get that hit do you think Dan Wilson would leave Castillo in to face Carpenter with a runner on?” No, dumbass. That would mean there were three outs. Literally the dumbest broadcast crew.

Cmon Gabe, strike this dork out!

Just a SUPREME outing from. Castillo! Only ONE hit allowed yeah there were 4 walks, but only 2 of them should have been. Just absolutely can’t say enough about the job he did.

Uhhhhh we’re 2 outs from a red banner

Ump really needs to decide if he’s calling this a strike or not. He’s calling it against Mariner hitters and not against Tiger hitters.

HIP HIP JORGE!!!!! What’s hilarious is that it happened when they were gushing over Skubal!!

Consider me absolutely shocked.

That fly out by Randy was 103 off the bat. Unfortunately it had a 48 degree launch angle.

Just missed that one!

Really feels like the Mariners are up against it between the umpiring and the announcing. (Not that a broadcast makes a difference on field) Gonna be an uphill battle for the boys!

We’re doing this again? Oh boy

Celebrating a bases empty walk in the first inning is such dork behavior. Kerry Carpenter, you’re a dork.

Ok in an effort to calm the fuck down right now, what are your top 5 shows all time? 1. Lovesick (originally titled Scrotal Recall) 2. Lost 3. The Office 4. Ted Lasso 5. Love

Ok hear me out. If it isn’t the Mariners, should it be the Blue Jays? If the Mariners aren’t in it, then a Canadian victory over the United(?) States in our own pastime would be pretty funny right now.

I know they’re from Florida but this seems a little too much??

Welp 🤷‍♂️

1:08 with 3 timeouts and the return game of the Hawks is a LOT of time.

Told ya

Seahawks playing chaos ball??

Two dudes whom despite their best efforts have no power in Canada.

Charbonet has looked a lot better this game than he has in weeks! Happy for him!

This Seahawks secondary is… a work in progress?

Have we considered the fact that Kane and Chelsea may have been at last night’s game?! It would explain a lot

Are there any Drummers on here that wanna play in a pop punk or a horror punk band? (Different bands) Pop Punk is an established band called Radio Weekend on.soundcloud.com/mGwyse2WscAH...

Cam just said, "Bader straining his groin is like Achilles hurting his heel" and I can't stop laughing about it.

Vargas giving us the FRE?!

“There’s no way the Mariners have a shot against Skubal” Mariners against Skubal in reality:

MUÑOZ!!!

@foxsports.com.web.brid.gy this announcing crew in the Mariners/Tigers needs to go. This is one of the least professional, most biased I’ve ever heard. Just wholly unprofessional.