Trump should be a Spurs fan. They kept him out of Vietnam.

My crankiest old man take is that referring to all art/entertainment/journalism/criticism/comedy/advertising as “content” helped pave the way for broad-ish acceptance of AI slop.

Help me out young fella, is that ol Brooks Robinson over there? #Mariners

Fun new Mariners-themed drinking game: Take a shot every time Ryon Healey says "100%."

Alabama your Cadillac has got a wheel in the ditch and a wheel on the track

Rep. Madeleine Dean: "What is true is that the president has lied about being on Epstein's plane, and the unredacted files prove that. There's a lot in here. It's all covered up."

Those were some…at bats.

When the other team only has one lefty in the bullpen you should probably try to see more than 5 pitches from him in a full inning.

Cue the controversy

Mitch Garver staring daggers is going to be a lesson learned for Hoppe.

Anyone else on Xfinity just lose their Mariners TV feed?

When was the last time the Mariners hit 2 sac flys in an inning?

Who the hell holds snakes like this?

The baseball team with no margin for error keeps playing marginally.

Nice jinx, Aaron (this doesn't happen if Garver challenges strike 3 to the leadoff batter this inning)

Good night and good luck.

Refsnyder is, in fact, not “right up there” with Aaron Judge when it comes to historical success vs. lefty pitching. (The things you hear on Mariners TV)

Bazardo painting those corners. Was a tiny bit worried about him for a brief moment.

Mitch’s wrists.

Really missing A.J. Pollock.

Great challenge, Josh. 1st inning, 2 outs, bases empty. A clear strike. It's the little things...dozens every game with this team.

LOVE not holding the runners. LOVE the infield in.

I do not understand the Seattle Mariners selective platoon reasoning that allows righty batters hitting under .200 to stay in the game in the 6th inning vs righty pitching, but pulls Luke Raley as soon as a lefty pitcher begins warming up.

Do not like that move Mr. Wilson

The NAACP is urging Black athletes and fans to “withhold athletic and financial support” from public universities in states that “have moved to limit, weaken or erase Black voting representation”

Trump did not reach a settlement with the government. There was no case to settle. He has not created a slush fund. He has colluded with Todd Blanche to steal money from the US Treasury. This is not a “deal.” This is a crime for which Trump & Blanche must be prosecuted. It ia a crime.

I meant immediately

Please put Gavin Sheets on the next plane out of town.

Mariners home field disadvantage in play tonight.

Rob Refsnyder and Connor Joe should be seeing Brennen Davis in their rear view mirrors.

After that walk Bazardo was performing surgery.

Once again Mariners TV putting a positive spin on events.

Perhaps I'm being trolled. No one could possibly believe a stat this ridiculous, so kudos to you for expert level trolling (though not spelling) All the golf courses in the country only cover 0.1% of total US landmass.

Uhm...this guy thinks he's making a positive point that data centers will ONLY cover 8% of the US landmass. Okay genius, that's the entire area of Texas with room to add South Carolina.

Saudi Arabia throwing the US military out of the Kingdom was Osama bin Laden’s primary objective.

Munoz is lost

Cute. I assume he’s carrying his dignity in that little bag.

...but the main bunny at the factory was so vain, he refused to get his ears amputated. Then one day...

LOL Titus-Will still running their March Madness TV commercial.

Praying for Rudy Giuliani. Complicated man, but he taught me that marriage and family don't mean anything. You can just do whatever you want. Humiliate and lie to everyone you're supposed to love whenever you want, or are bored. Honestly fuck them. Also he taught me everything else is like that too.

It’s a tough course made even more challenging by the tumbleweeds that blow through.

What the hell was _______ _________ thinking? a) Randy Arrozarena b) Julio Rodriguez c) Mitch Garver d) All of the above

Randy Arrozarena is a potato

Randy 🤦

It is a shameful dereliction of duty that mainstream media are not warning the public on a daily basis that the president of the United States is out of his mind.

One out in the 3rd and Castillo already at a (typical these days) 66 pitches and on his way to another road L. Thankfully pretty soon the M’s should have a couple arms ready to step in.

This is what music videos used to look like in the 90s. Before MTV went to crap. So lucky to have grown up then.

Well, now this guarantees twenty times the audience for his airing of grievances speech.