Before the Dallas Stars relocate to Plano, maybe they should ask the Phoenix Coyotes how their relocation away from downtown and out to Glendale is going?

@doughboys.bsky.social If it was the Graveyard Fuck, THEN they’d really have something

Might be a funny joke, but for real don’t use FedEx, especially in Dallas. The local hub is horribly mismanaged and lost 4 out of my 5 packages in a single month.

I lost my job, the price of groceries is way up, my gardener was deported, and they canceled funding for the experimental cancer treatment that was my only chance to live another year. But at least my damn neighbor is afraid to wear a keffiyeh now.

Did they really just dump season 3 of “What If?” All at once right before christmas with no announcement?

he'll be talking about this for years and he's already forgotten who charlie kirk was

Yesterday at the trunk or treat, a kid dressed as the riddler came up and I asked if he was supposed to be Matthew Lesko telling me how to get free money from the government, and I got the blankest stare it is possible to get.

Fuckin’ nailed the scotch eggs this morning. I could use less sausage, but why would I?

No innings featured on my SmartBed?

this is worth seven minutes of your time. i've never been prouder to give somebody my vote

If I were the Stars, I would simply stop losing

i NEED to know the backstory here

Remember: If you see someone stealing food, NO YOU FUCKING DIDN’T!

Maybe I could write another article with my “sources” and get it published by bleacher report again

Time to bite the bullet and finally go on ozempic. Not sure I can give myself a shot once a week lol

The East Wing has learned its lesson. by Susan Collins

Destroying buildings worked for Netanyahu in Gaza. Could it work for Donald Trump in Washington DC?

It’s hard to convey just how much Chicagoans are mobilizing against ICE. Don’t want to downplay the harm, or make it seem like a fair fight. But in neighborhoods across this city, ICE is getting chased by people blowing whistles and shouting. People are running TOWARD ICE to protect their neighbors.

I mean it’s been this way for years — they changed the coupons from $0.50 to $1.00, but never changed how many coupons each item cost.

People at Stars game shouting 'who cares' after the opposing team's goal announcement, this is what you look like.

Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through

Their project depends on making us all feel alone, isolated and powerless. Taking part in a protest destroys all of those feelings in an instant. Go.

On police procedurals the internal affairs detective is always some vendetta-driven asshole trying to take down a good cop and in real life the internal affairs detective is like "in conclusion, the baby was probably reaching for the officer's sidearm."

ChatGPT is not doing the subway system too well.

You can easily block the official MAGA government accounts here. Do not engage them. Do not give them what they want.

Rookie move, not sticking to hot optometrists or dentists

“If it worked for the confederacy, it can work for us!”

Breaking: Chuck Schumer announces Mitch McConnell as the primary Dem candidate to run for senate in Maine.

Is Carmel just the weirdest blend of hipsters and ultra maga in the country or something?

The bartender at this airport is the most seasoned pro I’ve ever seen: 1) Made sure booze and food can be on the same tab. 2) when asked for cash back, says “need singles? Flying somewhere where you need to tip?” 3) Kept double checking boarding times with everyone, and prioritized closing tabs

Assuming Benn is back in December, let’s schedule him in for a quick 2 game suspension after 12/11

Cowboys fans streaming themselves watching the game on tiktok but having the comments disabled is the funniest shit, btw. Maybe it’s not their year afterall

The DART is amazing. $3 for a quick ride to the airport, and I get to watch someone eat boogers off a tissue for entertainment along the way.

Not that I’ve EVER doubted this team, but 3-0 in the division is a pretty strong start.

Was @jameswillems.bsky.social at a baseball game? (Cc: @elysewillems.bsky.social)

It's 2026. You are about to get hit by a hellfire missile in the Target parking lot, having being misidentified as a shoplifter because you couldn't afford the surge pricing on bread and left without a bag

Nystrom!!!

Oh my god that is the funniest shootout ending ever

Oh my. What a breakaway

Update.

Gwen Stefani wrote a whole song about how she wasn't related to Michigan's punter

Did Victory+ mean to air an ad for mushroom tea that implies you get high every morning?

I never doubted this team for a second

Michigan Avenue right now.

Awww skeet skeet goddam!