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I can’t believe we’re going to have a total systemic collapse before I could say “what is this, the Mr. Tight Bund Contest?” to myself during a Republican primary debate

They called him Robert The Bruce because his name was Robert but he definitely looked like more of a Bruce

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Going to be dyeing some of these shirts by Farewell Transmission. Printed on Port & Company blanks, sizes Small to 4XL available. Get a dyed version for 75 shipped. DM if you want one 🫡

You wouldn't be able to coin "the meek shall inherit the earth" these days because people would just call it cope and cringe

Q: What is a mormon banker's favorite cheese A: Provo Loan

Check on your aging annoying Gen-Xer if they stop singing rap lyrics from thirty years ago or quoting the worst movies ever or doing a bad Christopher Walken impression

Happening in one week! Join us for the live premier of our next album, surfent l'espace profund, next Thursday at 7:30pm CT!

Going to have burgers and beers with friends tomorrow

Wow can’t believe the war overseen by the “logistics and planning for war is woke and gay DEI” guy has all the soldiers eating dog food and dying who could have called that

Watched a dubious YouTube about the benefits of humming, so you know what my credulous ass has been doing all day

Have never seen a more “looking for a third” cello duo

Ted Cr𝑢𝑤𝑢z

A buddy of mine who could not care any less about politics or religion sent me this on Instagram lmao we aren't just going to win, we're going to witness the implosion of their entire party.

Good evening, rude bwoy

The Habit’s $10 Gotta Habit Meal Deal is kind of nuts! One of the few legit deals in fast casual, you get half a Santa Barbara char, 6 piece chicken bites, small garden salad and medium soft drink!

Do you really want to live in a world where.. Yes. I’m going to stop you right there. I want to live in any world type

Are there any music blogs with Rapidshare links that are still active? I need the Ichi The Killer soundtrack like right now

I don’t think a white boy goes into gen pop and is immediately held down and forced to get a swastika, a totenkopf and a buff Viking

Thank you, P-Nut

Eyes Of The World - Roosevelt Stadium 08/06/74, wow!

Octavia E. Butler, 1998:

Please don't call me "weed alien"

If your new wave synth player looks like this you are dying in the put

It was heartbreaking for me when The Frugal Gourmet turned out to be a pedophile. Two of my favorite things ruined. Thanks, Jeff. Rest in piss, bozo, you are not missed

It’s better to regret having gone way too hard at the buffet than it is to regret having not gone hard enough

Anthony Kiedis dying his hair and mustache black in his 60s is really giving chopped unc trying too hard to serve babygirl, and frankly, it’s pathetic. Washed and rinsed and still line drying, but do you hear me tho

Yoooo

Have you heard about this? So, apparently, Robert DeNiro is reprising one of his late career roles with a twist. He’s playing a broad gay stereotype this time. Yeah, that’s right. Cunty Grandpa

Orson Welles in F For Fake was the og Ibiza zaddy

I'm one of those trans women. I worked ground ops for Artemis I. I am torn between celebrating the success of my friends and peers and grieving how my dream of working for NASA was shattered by hateful assholes in Tallahassee

buy, sell, or trade new and used uncles

I showed you my AI generated gif of us kissing, please respond

The Guardian - When The Beatles came together for a gig, there was no 'we', just the band Newser - 'The Beatles' were 'born to be famous!' The most famous band in history The legendary band have been reunited in the summer for the first time since 1969. The 50-piece group, which formed in Liverpo

RIP

Oldhead moment: drove by the local Eagles lodge and they were blasting Don’t Believe The Hype

E-goo death

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Let’s uplift each other bro

Kenneth Anger’s Puce Bigelow