@gamemistress.bsky.social I didn't know you were here!!

If you see this, skeet a pic from your device with no explanation

The websites asking you to turn off your adblocker sound like forest spirits asking you to break the salt circle around your cabin. You can trust these spirits, they're not going to steal your body! Come on!

After a trip across Ukraine on trains that keep running in spite of Russian air raids, nothing says welcome home quite like those three magical words: Rail Replacement Bus

I tried with this game, I really did, but hoo boy I kept dozing off.

Describe your Bluesky account in a single image.

And available for everyone is this article on The Dark Spire! "...it really understands that Wizardry is more than a dungeon crawling icon; it’s [...] worthy of being played for its own sake, fame and age deemed irrelevant. " kimimithegameeatingshemonster.com/2025/10/06/t...

I see it everywhere.

Sure, just get 18 Birdies in a row with no mistakes or you have to start over. You'll unlock something really cool. PSYCH it's Bowser Junior.

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I HAVE INVENTED A COMPUTER PROGRAM YOU MAY USE TO TALK TO YOUR FRIENDS!!! HERE IS THE FIRST STEP

history teacher in 50 years: So in September, that’s when the president signed an executive order criminalizing anti-fascism and saying all resistance would be crushed student: oh so that’s when the whole country realized they were living under fascism teacher: haha what? oh no lol not at all. no.

When I write a book on video games, you'll be all like "who in the hell asked for a deep dive into Clu Clu Land on the NES? It just goes on and on for page after page. How is this even possible?!"

We millennials know there's no such thing as a work-life balance, which is precisely why so many of us have become radicalised and would destroy capitalism in a heartbeat if it meant we could get a good night's sleep for once in our fucking lives!!

See an England flag hanging limply off someone’s window feels like seeing an old Red Nose Day nose from twenty years ago still stuck to the front of a van.

IMHO, the posters for After the Hunt look like ads for Marks & Spencers' autumn range.

Chipping away at Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour instead of playing any of my other games because why not. I'm up to the Bowser Championship in Tournament mode. After this, I'm going for all the character unlocks. I want to golf as the vomiting giant Piranha Plant baby.

Hey, everybody! Gawk at this bloke's horrible opinions with me! Isn't he just the worst?! Point and hate! Point and hate!

Fuckin' hell, everyone's on a real "share the opinions of assholes to dunk on them" kick this week, huh.

Oct 3rd: Butternut

Amazon have removed the guns from their Bond posters, giving the tantalising impression that Sean Connery and Pierce Brosnan think you’re a wanker.

Where nothing can possiblye go wrong...

The new Naked Gun film is absolutely hilarious. I wasn't expecting to laugh nearly that much. A perfect blend of the nonsense parody of Police Squad and the silliness of the original Naked Gun trilogy... with no annoying winks to the camera. Beautiful!

Ever since we rebranded "being a dickhead means people don't want to buy your shit or do business with you" to "being cancelled" CEOs have started being real open-air dickheads again.

New Nintendo goodies. Well, except the boxed original Game Boy. That's old like me.

"Don't mention Super Mario Bros. 2! I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it!"

Mario Galaxy 1+2 AND Lego Game Boy on the same day? Oh stawp! You're spoiling me!!

The fear isn't that AI will replace us. The fear is that our bosses are too thick to realise sacking everyone and replacing them all with Clippy V2.0 is fucking stupid and will tank the economy.

Comedian goes to Saudi Arabia - and beyond!

Maliciously hitting "Reply All". Mwahahahahaaaaa!!

You could fit my limited vocabulary into a really small thingy.

I do not want to enable location services. I do not want to create an account. I do not want to sign up for special offers and news about your product. I would like to engage in a simple transaction where I give you money in exchange for a good.

holy shit lmao ladies rock. this was after a c-section btw which is a fucking intense surgery! she even beat her own husband in the tournament which is hilarious. extremely based shit

I can't really explain the process that led me to why... but the latest game I'm tackling on my backlog is Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour on the Gamecube.

We live in an era where Joy Mech Fight is available to play worldwide through official channels, Sukapon is an Assist Trophy in Smash, and cool shit like this happens. *Sometimes* this timeline is aaaaaallright.

yeah because this repair guy whips ass and never once speaks in any video

Rats, I have made precisely zero plans for October drawings this year (Nintober or otherwise). I've been pretty slack on the drawing front lately.

I like Size Five Games a lot. Colour me excited!

OH! I got the "good ending". That was very silly indeed!

Doshin The Giant wishes you a great and relaxing weekend!

I've been running around looking for streaming copies of Police Squad and the Naked Gun movies before I watch the new one. Idiot me bought a box set with them all in about 15 years ago (plus Airplane and Top Secret), never watched them, and forgot I even owned it until yesterday.

had the urge to do this since the moment i saw this post! #pixelart

Announcement on the train: "The catering service has now concluded to a complete finish."

Yo, Brambly Hedge is so chill and awesome. Those rodents know how to live.

Struggling on this train. My travel mug tastes unpleasantly off-milky, so I've been awake for almost 4 hours and have had no coffee yet....

You can’t fix autism because autistic people are not broken.

Despite collecting me from one town over every other weekend, driving for work, and always having the radio on, he never seemed to *enjoy* anything. So my answer is the Brackenwood Windows ad jingle on 210 FM.