December 20th. A partially rubberised torso stands on the corner of Edward Street and screams for thirty seconds before vanishing.

Finally got the Cactus King statue in Bananza! Woo!

this is the greatest feeling, when the cord box proves its utility to a family member

Doshin The Giant wishes you a great and relaxing weekend!

As part of our project to preserve the history of Sega Channel, we have recovered OVER 100 new Sega Channel ROMs, including the legendary lost game Garfield: Caught in the Act - The Lost Levels. Read more: gamehistory.org/segachannel/

If you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.

"Bluesky is an echo chamber." "Bluesky doesn't have enough reach" "Liberals must return to X to challenge the far right" I'm not a tech bro or a journalist. Your priorities are not my priorities. Stop telling me I need to do anything other than chat about comics & telly with people who seem nice.

"We, the techbro community, are delighted to announce our new device that allows you to ejaculate immediately. Where messy sex and blowjobs used to take minutes or even hours to complete, our new tech will allow you to reach climax in *nanoseconds*, allowing you more time to do work and chores."

Uh-oh, the Gamecube's getting pretty fussy about reading discs.

HAL Couples #Kirby #星のカービィ #BOXBOY #ハコボーイ #art

Thinking earlier about this very specific Sliding Doors moment, and wondered how those in the alternate timeline are doing now.

Throwback to the Xmas when I spoofed mobile game ads too accurately, and no one clicked on the video.

insanely good thing to say when you enter a room

Sonic the Hedgehog if he were a 90s Amiga mascot.

With the "what's a JRPG?" discussion coming up again I've decided we just need to get even more granular and goofy with it. Souls games are Druaga-likes, to distinguish them from other action RPGs, which are Hydlikes unless they're Dragon Slayers. Cross-genre games with RPG elements are Xanadus.

Away in a feed trough, no cot for a bed...

Did somebody say a new Robot Master competition?! I know just the guys!!

I'm not sure I even need this to have a plot. It'd just get in the way.

Doshin The Giant wishes you a great and relaxing weekend!

This looks like fun.

@radicaldefect.bsky.social Sorry to drop this on main! Hope it helps!

I'm sad to report that the reason the Ultimate guide is so big is not because it's a premium, insightful product, but because it's been so poorly edited. Large, dense paragraphs that fail to say very much. Some of it is so meandering as to be incoherent.

DO YOU NEED ART IMAGES FOR YOUR PROJECT???? YOU MAY USE ME!! HERE I AM!! LOOKING PENSIVE, FEELING MELANCHOLY, PLANNING A ROBBERY, THINKING OF FRIENDS!!!!

Merry Christmas from haunted icing Santa

Lovely to see Wario World getting another chance on NSO Gamecube. I love the soundtrack to this game. Especially the hauntingly beautiful pause screen music. There's a fun Easter Egg if you stay on the pause screen for 50 minutes too. And of course someone's uploaded it! youtu.be/_PwlDW7oVJ4?...

I find egregious abuses of vague language fascinating. For example: Today I ate a potentially fatal sandwich. I crossed a potentially fatal road (with my children!!) I took a potentially fatal bath and then dropped off into a peaceful and potentially fatal sleep. Oh no, I'm fine. Why'd you ask?

Reposting the sign for my own benefit

Another of my collector vices. I love me some game guides. Here's my stack of Smash guides. Ultimate arrived today.

The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)

We should indeed review ourselves. Out of five stars... I'D GIVE MYSELF ONE! PHWOAR!!

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The Jurassic Park T-rex scene remains so effective because the filmmakers really took their time to torture and traumatise those children.

Movie you've watched more than six times with a GIF. Expert mode: no movies that anybody has ever watched, let alone six times.

I'm concerned that I've gone off playing videogames and just haven't noticed yet. I keep buying them with the intention to play, but I'm making less and less time for them in my life. I'm already looking at Metroid Prime 4 and thinking "I'll probably die before I get around to this one."

I own a lot of Metroid games, considering how few Metroid games I've actually beaten.

A Goomba game would go so hard 🔥

We've got the kids' Christmas books out, so it's time to wheel this classic out from Pip & Posie's Christmas once more... A pair of tits on a nutsack!

Yesterday my 4 year old saw Father Christmas at the garden centre. "Look, Dad!!" she said excitedly. "That man's dressed like Father Christmas!!" My kids continue to throw me parenting curve balls.

I'm handling a project at work Fist of the North Star style. If I can hit the precise pressure point, the project will explode into guts.

My dad abhors any negative comments about immigrants. Asked him recently why he’s so strong on it: ‘Because we’re always happy to take the rich and clever ones. Which means it’s not about disliking immigrants. It’s about disliking the poor and vulnerable. And that’s a bad human instinct.’

I fucking love memes you can understand through the language barrier, holy shit

I try not to talk about U.S. politics due to self-preservation. But can we talk about how, in the past week, MAGA has changed to mean driving little cars and renaming American football because soccer?

I guess the metaverse didn't... have legs. 😎

So the men were wise enough to spot a new star in the sky, but not wise enough to know you can't walk towards stars?! This story is full of holes! Oh hello, reverend! HEY get your hands off me!!

I was apparently subscribed to a right wing political podcast on YouTube that I've never watched, never heard of before and would rather slice my fucking eyeballs out of my face than engage with in any way.

I learned about @randomstranger.bsky.social on New Year's Eve 2024 and have played catchup pretty much ever since. Come to think of it, I still need to finish the Disk System library.