Foggy horses on today's walk.

Said 'smithereens' this morning, it's a very nice word to say. Have a go yourself, and I'll see you next time.

Had a Blood Orange today, which was nice and made me question why there isn't more blood fruit: blood apple, blood peach, blood banana, blood pineapple, etc... MAKE MORE BLOOD FRUITS YOU COWARDS!

I got my niece a comic book sketchbook for Xmas but she said she was struggling to get started, so I sent her some beano-esque scenarios and endings...

My electric toothbrush is on charge this morning so I'm having to use the acoustic...

Boxing Day? More like Farting Day, amirite?

Reposting as this got lost in the thread a bit, a quick strip about xmas purgatory...

Oh look, it's Christmas Pudding Man and Drunk Robin's Xmas do, but only DAVID 19 the virus and Laser Skeleton have turned up. Merry Xmas from me and all the team at Banal Pig Comics x

Best Christmas Song ever?

Merry Christmas from haunted icing Santa

Whoooooaahoh my knees are on fi-yure

Tex Hex doodle from memory

I feel like no-ones talking about the actual best song of 2025, the Pepto Bismol 'Diarrhoea' song. Fuckin banger.

There's something unsettling about the pancake chef at this breakfast buffet. He's giving me the crepes.

Damn that's a good sky

Seems like an appropriate time to post my hallowe'eners playlist: open.spotify.com/playlist/0XI...

I'd be going on my lunch at 1 if i was the manager...

This carrot is my exact finger twin

This is the driest orange there has ever been. Its rock hard and the skin was 1cm thick. Not even gonna try. Now what am i gonna have for pud pud?

Pretty pleased with this oyster opera singer doodle

Highlights from this morning's walk

On reflection, needs a comma: Someone's walking around purposefully, saying things like "company" and "organisation" - I think they really mean business... Good pun tho

Someone's walking around purposefully saying things like "company" and "organisation" - i think they really mean business...

Have been thinking about the time my two grans took us kids on a day out. two grans, different universes colliding, like a marvel and dc team up. Only happened once, must have been 40 years ago...

Got to get rid of one of my favourite large tools... it's a big wrench

Got this banger of a painting at the weekend: 'Arizona Desert Floor' by Mrs S. Reese of Oxfordshire. Oil on canvas. £10! Absolute bargain.

I heard that some of this film might be fabricated, was it the snake-haired Medusa that gave the game away?

Just realised that Ray-Ban is the same kind of on-the-nose graceless language as Toys R Us or Spud-U-Like, in that they literally ban rays... from your eyes. Never thought about it before.

counterpoint: was boring and sounded shit

Joker Folie a Deux has the most smoking depicted in any movie. It smashed the record previously held by 'Smoking: The Motion Picture'

Had a dream about a punk band called 10 minute shart and i was writing the song 10 minute shart, example lyrics: " i woke up this morning / did a 10 minute shart" was a pretty good tune

Just got Back to Black on vinyl, find it very quaint that its got the myspace page on there...

Nice to see Untitled Ape's Epic Adventure still out in the wild!

a couple of films that i reckon get an extra point (at least) for their theme tune...

Rothko clearly a Leeds fan #MOT

Make a Traveling Wilburys biopic you cowards

Dont waste food or the wide-faced ghoul with a mouth for an eye will get you. This is what i learned from this special k box...

Painting in progress - Professor Chris Knitty (blue) and his cousin Marvin Knitty in the scottish highlands

That Bob Dylan film should have been called A Complete Arsepiece.

This is great

Professor Chris Knitty rendered in oil pastels

A grape I decided not to eat today because of this weird fungus sprouting from it

Just what in the fuck is going on here? Love it

Old bit of art: A cover of a #Tintin cover in coloured biro; did the french version because it's exotic:

Saw Erling Haaland do a really good slow mo lip wobble on the football yesterday, and was delighted to discover i have slowmo on my phone, ergo:

A former Beatle has an extremely muscular right leg from dragging around a trailer attached to it. He calls it his "pull my cart knee".

Want to destroy your back? Why not try GARDENING...

People grumble about Star Wars but Borderlands shows that it could easily be much, much worse...

Grumpy girl doodle