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The Ass is the father of the legs
about 15 hours ago
When you are pure of heart no amount of earnestness is Cringe. When you are a malevolent little freak no amount of sarcasm is enough to make you cool
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lauren
7 days ago
i am so ready for quantum to be the next dumb buzzword the tech industry forces everyone to pretend to care about. "how are you incorporating quantum into your daily work?" i'm not but it's so refreshing you asked me a new and different stupid question
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has this been a crazy amount of broken bats or what
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the shoe worked
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PREDICTION: they keep trump going for years on life support with no brain activity and make an AI trump which they treat as though it somehow counts as him legally the president's advisors all jockey to influence the model, and jd vance grits his teeth and smiles about it but he's obviously livid
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CEO: first of all, i'd like to remind everyone that our company is not making any money. that said, for our customers, the message we want to deliver is "fuck you ur dumb". now, are there any questions?
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it is very funny for the CEO of this website to be like, "oooh, what are you gonna do post about it?"
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www.denverpost.com/2025/10/02/c...
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Colorado mountain pass near Telluride closed after Kia Telluride gets stuck
A rugged Colorado off-roading trail connecting Telluride and Red Mountain Pass is closed until further notice after an SUV got stuck teetering on the edge of a switchback. The vehicle? A Kia Tellur…
https://www.denverpost.com/2025/10/02/colorado-mountain-pass-telluride-closed/?share=newt2rwr2tllnoeswams
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www.denverpost.com/2025/10/01/r...
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Rockies GM Bill Schmidt steps down as team looks for new direction after dreadful season
General manager oversaw the worst three-year run in Colorado franchise history punctuated by this year’s 119-loss campaign
https://www.denverpost.com/2025/10/01/rockies-fire-bill-schmidt-general-manager/?share=lles5i0sekcrer0cbotc
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“The request was for us to go inform them that the space was not reserved through the proper channels and attempt to identify anyone that was there,” the police report stated. Brown showed The Post an email confirming the students’ reservation
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CU Boulder police shut down student groups’ screening of Palestinian film
As students were setting up for the film in the ATLAS Institute, two CU police officers showed up and blocked people from entering, a member of Boulder Students for Justice in Palestine said.
https://www.denverpost.com/2025/09/26/cu-boulder-palestinian-movie-police/?share=eatpeouhtoptcnwmshoh
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i found a nickel!
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lauren
26 days ago
i think i'm on team vegetarian lasagna. spinach just outcompetes beef or pork in that arena
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Brendel
27 days ago
Trump: don’t take acepitoemponoene RFK Jr: *moth crawls out of mouth* A nude man is in the background, only referred to as “the colonel” Person watching on tv: well if they say so
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L Ron Mexico
about 1 month ago
Locked inside a dying shopping mall where the owner walks around in a dirty diaper demanding praise, and all the mall cops are dressed like army men ready to fuck you up for laughing or pointing out how empty and sad it all is
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there's nothing funny about this guy getting shot in the neck on a school campus while he was mid-sentence explaining why school shootings are not real and we just have to live with them
about 1 month ago
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K'eeg
about 2 months ago
all the best windows software in history is called something like "joe's thing doer". it does the thing and nothing else and is available on a html website in plain text and takes up under a megabyte of space and uses default windows ui elements and will work until the heat death of the universe
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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe
about 2 months ago
happy labor day
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Bryan Blessed
about 2 months ago
This seems important:
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do i truly believe that RFK exists in a nightmarish state of living death driven by the homonculus of a zombie brain worm? no. but i don't really see how that state of affairs would be likely to produce any worse outcomes.
about 2 months ago
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Adam Bonica
2 months ago
The reason why fundraising text read like scams is because they are. The political fundraising system has imported the tactics of elder financial fraud. These tactics are designed to filter out skeptics and specifically target and exploit seniors. 95% of scam PAC donors are 65+, costing > $500m.
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Spam PACs Raise Money by Deceiving Seniors
One 89-year-old woman made 7,532 donations totaling $68,666
https://data4democracy.substack.com/p/spam-pacs-raise-money-by-deceiving?r=10322&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=false
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newsome = saruman
2 months ago
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new thing to say when a little fart pops out: oh shit, was that gunshots?
2 months ago
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Paul Krugman
2 months ago
Others have pointed this out, but once you start thinking about the *physical* footprint of AI, especially power consumption, the predicted boom starts to look very problematic 1/
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AI Is Power-Hungry
And consumers are paying the price
https://paulkrugman.substack.com/p/ai-is-power-hungry
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lauren
2 months ago
A moving sidewalk is the most exciting and adventurous thing i ever want to engage with in my day to day life
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today i saw a guy on a motorized unicycle, traveling at 50 mph, holding a little mariocart kinda plastic steering wheel. he was turning the steering wheel wildly this way and that, but he was travelling in a straight line at a constant speed. i think... i think maybe he was playing mariocart.
2 months ago
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Slightly diminish a band: Corn
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2 months ago
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Kat Abughazaleh
2 months ago
Tom Homan should be in prison.
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microsoft word is terrible how does anyone use this i'm just sitting here doing a little dance trying to trick it into formatting my document the way i want it's a goddamn computer what is the problem here
3 months ago
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the red sun hanging over the icy peaks of krypton
3 months ago
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”
3 months ago
I would rather die than create an account to continue
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hot dogs + hot dog buns = hot dogs
3 months ago
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jamelle
3 months ago
the republican party is a criminal conspiracy against the american republic
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took my kids to see SUPERMAN and bought my daughter a Junior Mints but she said they taste like toothpaste
3 months ago
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jamelle
6 months ago
one of my tiktok followers made this
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Michael
3 months ago
donald trump is a pedophile
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Walker Bragman
3 months ago
The conservative movement is a corporate counterrevolution waged by the most predatory business interests in America through various front groups and controlled media outlets. It must be systematically dismantled the way it is dismantling the country.
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission
3 months ago
On this most important National Hot Dog Day.
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PREDICTION: In the future, everyone will wear lightweight helmets around basically all the time.
3 months ago
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myopic dystopic fanfic biopic
3 months ago
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jeff com-BOO-ters
3 months ago
started masking up at work like an ice guy so no one knows who is doing all these fuck ups
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consulting astrologer about saturn alignment (automotive)
3 months ago
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani
4 months ago
America is beautiful, contradictory, unfinished. I am proud of our country even as we constantly strive to make it better, to protect and deepen our democracy, to fulfill its promise for each and every person who calls it home. Happy Independence Day. No Kings in America.
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Notable Tree
4 months ago
hey
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Costa Samaras
9 months ago
Build it
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Senator Ron Wyden
4 months ago
Paramount just paid Trump a bribe for merger approval. When Democrats retake power, I’ll be first in line calling for federal charges. In the meantime, state prosecutors should make the corporate execs who sold out our democracy answer in court, today.
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Kat Abughazaleh
4 months ago
We can't just tax the rich. We need tax their investment gains. Right now our tax code values billionaires' paper profits over *your* labor. Want to make America a fairer country for the working class? Here's how we do it:
www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
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Even sky-high income tax rates won’t stop the relentless rise of the richest
Tackling America's wealth gap will require more powerful tactics.
https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2025/07/income-tax-rates-avoidance-wealth-inequality-billionaires-rich/
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Ned Resnikoff
4 months ago
Turning into a single issue voter for 2028, where the issue is which Democratic candidate will vow to nominate the most rabidly partisan, vengeful and hate-filled AG you can possibly imagine
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