Rep. Al Green calls the president "a dastard" fifteen times on the floor of the house youtu.be/HNQHPLWLhlk?...

talking about epstein with my uber driver and she was like "you know what i would do if i had all that money? id invite all the pedophiles and child abusers to my island and then do Saw on them"

Me my whole life: Nothing is black and white. You have to consider nuance Now: We face a heinous, remorseless evil

(gift link) www.denverpost.com/2026/02/11/d...

the scale of this buildout and the nature of the facilities is undeniably a system of concentration camps www.levernews.com/empty-wareho...

the first wakefuls begin to shake off their slumbers and stretch out their skeeters

saw the @theonion.com story about tom homan, and i was like ugh what did they do to the photo, and then i realized it was just a regular photo actually

heads up to the american news media: I do not care what racists thought of the super bowl halftime show

these lil guys will be available for adoption www.denverpost.com/2026/02/06/d...

If you won’t say this, you should not hold public office

"Gentempo then punched Finn, who was handcuffed and in a wheelchair..." "Gentempo was cleared of any wrongdoing..." "they believed there was a 'sexual torture chamber'..." www.denverpost.com/2026/02/03/d...

The Biden DOJ just sat on all this??

the last scene from there will be blood except instead of 'drainage' he says 'disgorgement'

i'm on sort of a hot streak of saying dumb shit to people and embarrassing myself oh well

Saying there must be trials isn't just an emotive aspiration. Congress can: - Create a new court (complying w/ 6A jury vicinage) - Give it jurisdiction over defined category of crimes - Also create dedicated prosecutors for the same - Strip SCOTUS of appellate jurisdiction It can be done.

its pronounced "douche-hat" right? am i saying that right? "douche-hat"?

they must all be jailed this time

land-boat

i took two (2) naps today

congress should be not be providing any kind of funding to the executive branch whatsoever until it demonstrates a commitment to obeying the law instead, they should be opening a new impeachment inquiry daily to round up the latest crimes

YODA: (instructing young jedi on how to do the laundry) Balance, yes. Ba-a-alance. Balaaa-aa-ance.

this one is on track

you gotta be shittin me with this www.denverpost.com/2026/01/09/c...

this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier

rare triple non sequiter collapsed thread

twenty fresh baked cookies

everything just has to stick in your craw now. you need a huge craw. i know it's pointless to say. i know! but it fucking sucks shit to see these preening clowns lavishing public funds on cruel vanity projects and Content while stuffing their pockets and crying about fraud and waste

just took out the recycling and it sounded exactly like a bowling alley

They basically released a statement saying not only are they not saying 'yes' to the request, but they don't even recognize the existence of such a request. Because it's prison. www.denverpost.com/2025/11/26/c...

GOP strategy - pass unpopular republican agenda Dem strategy - pass unpopular republican agenda

this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028

[Exit Clown.]

Congratulations, Andrew Cuomo! I know how hard you worked for this.

We gotta do something about all these death cults

When you are pure of heart no amount of earnestness is Cringe. When you are a malevolent little freak no amount of sarcasm is enough to make you cool

i am so ready for quantum to be the next dumb buzzword the tech industry forces everyone to pretend to care about. "how are you incorporating quantum into your daily work?" i'm not but it's so refreshing you asked me a new and different stupid question

CEO: first of all, i'd like to remind everyone that our company is not making any money. that said, for our customers, the message we want to deliver is "fuck you ur dumb". now, are there any questions?

“The request was for us to go inform them that the space was not reserved through the proper channels and attempt to identify anyone that was there,” the police report stated. Brown showed The Post an email confirming the students’ reservation www.denverpost.com/2025/09/26/c...

i think i'm on team vegetarian lasagna. spinach just outcompetes beef or pork in that arena

Trump: don’t take acepitoemponoene RFK Jr: *moth crawls out of mouth* A nude man is in the background, only referred to as “the colonel” Person watching on tv: well if they say so

Locked inside a dying shopping mall where the owner walks around in a dirty diaper demanding praise, and all the mall cops are dressed like army men ready to fuck you up for laughing or pointing out how empty and sad it all is

there's nothing funny about this guy getting shot in the neck on a school campus while he was mid-sentence explaining why school shootings are not real and we just have to live with them

all the best windows software in history is called something like "joe's thing doer". it does the thing and nothing else and is available on a html website in plain text and takes up under a megabyte of space and uses default windows ui elements and will work until the heat death of the universe

happy labor day

This seems important:

do i truly believe that RFK exists in a nightmarish state of living death driven by the homonculus of a zombie brain worm? no. but i don't really see how that state of affairs would be likely to produce any worse outcomes.

The reason why fundraising text read like scams is because they are. The political fundraising system has imported the tactics of elder financial fraud. These tactics are designed to filter out skeptics and specifically target and exploit seniors. 95% of scam PAC donors are 65+, costing > $500m.