To the tune of Rock n Roll McDonalds 🎶Saikat Chakrabarti🎶

This just sounds like a gated community.

Everything about this is funnier and funnier, the most polite assassin in American history loves Israel and hates socialists, didn’t get within 100 feet of the actual event, and the washed administration is using it to demand funding for a cruise ship staple bsky.app/profile/junl...

"Enemy from within." "Communists, Marxists, fascists, radical left thugs, vermin." "Garbage" Somalis, "low IQ people." "She's an evil, sick, crazy, b..." Republicans want the left to tone down the rhetoric. Erm, have they listened to Donald Trump?? Zeteo put together this Trump montage:

Was looking at the Cubs giveaway schedule, and.... I think I need to go to this game. I need this hat. 😭

Major staple of my childhood here

Mo Baller

Here's a goddamn win and thank you to many people for bringing it to my attention: 988 works. We have more people still with us because of it. I'm glad they're here and I'm glad you're here. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/22/s...

Cubs MLB & AAA arms on IL Brandon Birdsell Jeff Brigham Kohl Franklin Hunter Harvey Porter Hodge Gavin Hollowell Cade Horton Gabe Klobosits Riley Martin Phil Maton Shelby Miller Jack Neely Daniel Palencia Ethan Roberts Will Sanders Justin Steele Caleb Thielbar Jordan Wicks Jaxon Wiggins Kyle Wright

Cubs win ten in a row. That comeback was insane.

This is wild: the authors find evidence for giant, macro-predatory octopuses in Late Cretaceous oceans that might max out at *62 feet long,* comfortably large enough to attack, kill and eat mosasaurs

Reporter: What do you make of Republicans saying that Virginia— AOC: Wah wah wah. We have asked Republicans for 10 years to ban partisan gerrymandering. And for 10 years, Republicans have said no. What they’re just mad at is that they have been accustomed to a Democratic Party that rolls over.

I could change her . . . stance on Medicare for All

The CEO of Palantir posted a fascist manifesto on X. I pointed out that it was fascist—which resulted in a permanent suspension from X (my second time!). So, when you hear the tweeters complaining that BlueSky is intolerant, remember why many of us came here in the first place.

Rick Sweet, 1981 Tidewater Tides. #Mets #Baseball

Buying a PPV on Max is called Maxmaxxing #aewdynasty

Dan Brown scene that didn't make the final edit

wild how Philz thinks it can survive without support from the queer iced coffee brigade www.change.org/p/urge-philz...

The President of the United States needs to be removed from power immediately. This is an existential emergency.

I hate every bot I see. From gpa to gpt

it seems unfair that autism month starts with a day when everyone is lying.

One of the bare minimum precursors to restoring our democracy is to lock this hideous motherfucker up forever.

Nobody likes this asshole

“Fuck ICE” chants, speaking up against the genocide in Gaza, a deathmatch with glass, barbed wire, and an exploding table. Welcome to the AEW. The full story: lataco.com/all-elite-wr... By @afroxander.bsky.social

Philly just doesn't give a crap what you think... #NoKings #Resist #AbolishICE #Philly #Philadelphia #FlyEaglesFly

It's very easy to search the map on this link for your nearest protest opportunity today! #nokings www.nokings.org

Cubs took the field to Voodoo Chile today, so I guess they are nWo 4Life now

Baseball fans with TMobile can sign up for free MLB TV for the regular season, but it's an offer only open for a few days. I've done it three years running now and have been very happy with the choice.

Max Clark reacts to Seth Hernandez's 102.4 fastball

Sigh. If only we had learned from the start of COVID that work from home has many benefits, instead of being inexplicably forced back to the office by out-of-touch CEOs.

If Tony Khan had bought WWE, he'd also own the IP of WCW and ECW. I'm laughing at the notion of him bringing both back and personally booking all 4 companies (and ROH).

Requiring Americans to prove they are citizens when they register to vote, in an effort to root out the extremely rare cases of noncitizen voting, would throw up roadblocks to the polls for millions of eligible voters across the political spectrum, and in some cases could hurt Republicans more.

Team USA's joyless militarism lands so much worse when their regular season teammates (and union colleagues) are literally worried for their futures.

SF’s streets might be getting safer — unless you’re walking (by @cfarivar.bsky.social) sfstandard.com/2026/03/17/s...

it's deeply embarrassing that team usa is treating the wbc like a military operation while every other team is just having a lot of fun

Calling it an excursion makes it sound like we're celebrating Spring Break at the Straight of Hormuz this year instead of Cabo, Daytona, or Lake Havisu

At some point here, we are going to see a big anti-gambling backlash. And no, I won't bet on when it will happen.

Amanda didn't take the job. But some other folks might have. Here's a creator, The Woke Ginger, reciting specific attacks from the brief. He urges followers “to look past viral personalities and ask who is running and why” — a quote (see first skeet) matching a suggested quote in the brief.

So this is a wild story but more common than it should be because of lax rules around dark money, experts tell me. Please read it! And if you know anything about Democracy Unmuted, holler at me! www.ms.now/news/kat-abu...

Quiznos was the WCW of subs. They could have taken down Subway but they let them off the hook. Does their former CEO have a podcast where they shit on upstart sub brands?

Bill Maher is the “Hey Nineteen” guy, he’s definitely had to explain who Aretha Franklin is to his dinner date (who is bored out of her mind)

This reminds me of when Toni Storm pronounces Dynamite "Dee-nah-muh-tay"

One of my favourite sides of politics/media.

The AEW Men's World Title scene is overflowing with intrigue. They're definitely not coasting into All In, even if the plan remains to crown Ospreay in London. So many purposeful and coherent twists and turns along the way.