I’ve made the executive decision to not decide that any one thing will sink them and to instead kick back and eat some popcorn while they try to explain that every honorable guy has an extensive correspondence with pedophiles.

Jeffrey Epstein said Trump was worse than gross. Jeffrey Epstein.

I am in bed and full of OTC sleep aids. Oh yyeeeaaahh.

Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-still-polling-well-with-working-class-american-pedophiles/

It's #buyastrangerabook day today, and as the rich & privileged continue to evade anything like real justice, @sallyhinkley.bsky.social is offering to buy someone a copy of Nobody's Girl by Virginia Giuffre. If you'd like a copy, get in touch. UK only.

I can legitimately go to bed in about 90 minutes.

I just googled this man like 'ew who tf is this Tom Barrack guy' and the answer is the sitting, Donald Trump-appointed U.S. Ambassador to Turkey

EBV would appear to be a pernicious little bastard. *science face*

If, like me, you let Microsoft update in the last 24 hours and discovered they've found a new way to shoehorn in a Copilot icon that just... sits there, watching... You can uninstall Word and install the version from Nov 4th or earlier: learn.microsoft.com/en-us/office...

I my head Morgan McSweeney = Dave Eggers because I only have room in my memory for one McSweeney.

PLEASE tell me only had one ball.

Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile was a documentary.

I love this.

They may have done one already but I got about 1 hour’s sleep last night and I barely know my own name.

Now would be the funniest time for the BBC to do a documentary on Trump and Epstein.

ANOTHER #buyastrangerabook day offer! @angelygogledd.bsky.social is offering to buy someone whatever book they want, up to £20! That's right! So, if you have your eye on a particular book, let us know what it is. UK only

You know the part in Holy Grail where Michael Palin's character talks about all the castles he's built on top of swamps that you thought was just a bit of Python silliness? (See attached thread)

I have another #buyastrangerabook day offer for you. @magentakoru.bsky.social is offering to buy someone the book of their choice, up to £15! So, if there's a particular book you're after, get in touch. UK only

It’s not even close to bedtime.

I have a #buyastrangerabook day offer to tell you about. @humanaqvi.bsky.social will buy one lucky person a copy of Chris McCausland's new memoir, "Keep Laughing". (blurb in 2nd pic). If you've not benefitted from #buyastrangerabook before & would like it, get in touch! UK only.

the only thing democrats should be saying today is “the entire republican party is engaged in a coverup of the most notorious child sex trafficking ring in world history”

Broadcaster and writer Afua Hirsch explaining how Tim Davie the now former BBC Director-General looked her in the eye and said Black staff supporting anti-racism “breached impartiality” www.instagram.com/reel/DQ4fxa6...

I'm sorry but what the fuck were these poor people supposed to do? Go to the police and say "my son has bought a knife I think he's going to do something bad"? And what would the police do? Nothing. No crime had been committed at that point. This is a filthy witch hunt.

NEW The letter the BBC could send back to Trump A proposal for a reply to his $1bn claim By me. Enjoy. emptycity.substack.com/p/the-letter...

In such dire need of a nap I feel a bit weepy.

Went for coffee with mate wearing short sleeve short under suit jacket. Took off jacket in cafe and my mate says to waitress, "I'll have a latte, I don't know what Sipowicz here wants though!"

Now that woke is dead, we can finally bring back Potatoes o’ Brien

More of this please, great idea

C R Y I N G this is so perfect lmao x: www.instagram.com/reel/DQ7cPSf...

The dog is farting so prolifically I want to light a scented candle but I daren’t lest the house goes up like a Roman candle.

I kind of think she looks like Grumpy Cat. #SydneySweeney

I have taken to yelling “Stop trying to make Sydney Sweeney a thing!” at IG.

‪@eddavey.libdems.org.uk out Trump's attack on the BBC: "President Trump is trying to destroy our BBC - not because he cares about the truth." Trump has undermined the press freedom in the US, now he's trying to do the same thing here, disgracefully egged on by the leader of Reform."

IT'S WEDNESDAY! It's #buyastrangerabook day. The grooviest of all the days. I'll give out TWO books. FOR FREE. If you'd like one, let me know. Also, if you'd like to #BuyAStrangerABook too, let me know. It's a thing! Look. biggreenbookshop.com/stuff-you-mi... UK only.

My little chum has come to stay for a couple of days.

Please help, I've fallen down the Temu screaming goat throw pillow rabbithole

Some excellent UFO business on #Uncanny. The American ones have much higher production values.

A reminder that if you can spare them, you can donate your Clubcard points to @trusselluk.bsky.social.

BIG NEWS: Congresswoman-elect Adelita Grijalva will finally be sworn in as a member of Congress tomorrow. She is likely to be the 218th vote on the Epstein discharge petition, which would force a full vote to release the Epstein files in their entirety.

3/4 DONE. WOOT!

The official investigation into the January 6 riots concluded Trump “summoned the mob, assembled the mob, and lit the flame of this attack" in an effort to halt the peaceful transfer of power. No billion dollar lawsuit can change reality. The BBC should call this convicted criminal’s bluff.

if you voted in Seattle you gotta make sure your ballot counted now

A reminder that this anti-trans panic is 100% bullshit and exactly none of our country’s problems are related to someone expressing their gender identity and everyone who isn’t a hate-filled weirdo knows it.

I like to do a themed Christmas gift for my friend. This year it is Holland because why not?

Mushroom strog is on the stove and the house smells BOSKY.

Filler is the new orange.

Patriotic Cross of St George White Dog Shit Bauble update. Thank you to everyone who ordered one! These have all been handmade in my kitchen - much to the bemusement of my children - and will now start to be posted out. Still on sale here👇👇👇 coldwarsteve.bigcartel.com/product/patr...

"The ban on puberty blockers has affected Laura’s child deeply Following the ban, no pharmacy in the UK is allowed to fill private prescriptions to under 18s for gender affirming medications."

Their whole framing of the issue is profoundly transphobic. UGH UGH UGH.

Don’t mind me, just yelling FUCK OFF at the BBC’s reporting of trans issues. Absolutely disgusting.