Realized it’s been a while since I posted my Bronze Age Fellowship of the Ring so here the lads are again

out of context ffxiv (215)

they should have sent a poet

Every new word in this sentence is worse than the last

"you're a man" ad hominem "you were born a boy" sunk cost fallacy "you're amab" false dichotomy "you have xy chromosomes" false equivalence "trans people are mentally ill" non sequitur "changing your sex isn't possible" skill issue

and tiny tim, who was NOT in the epstein files,

Please do not be alarmed, we are about to engage... the nozzle.

In no order... Neon Genesis Evangelion Rascal Does Not Dream of Bunnygirl Sempai Tora Dora Akudama Drive Dan da Dan Chainsaw Man Kill la Kill Chihayafuru Serial Experiments Lain Konosuba

Always thinking about this bit of dialogue from Jedi: Survivor

It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.

“i can’t leave twitter, i need it, it’s where my audience is”

tis the season

Light it up, let's go! 🔥 A new song by award-winning guitarist Tom Morello, featuring Beartooth, is making its way onto the Arcadion stage in #FFXIV! Here's a message from Tom and a preview of the upcoming track, Everything Burns!

Graceful but deadly. #Dispatch #Fanart

ex6 wings mount leak

Whoever is responsible for this should be stabbed. Let me check something... ...oh. I'm in luck.

Lots of people sharing this clip because it's funny and cathartic but I also genuinely believe it's important. We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."

Classic trick for beating art block: when you have art block, draw Glory from Shadowrun Dragonfall #Shadowrun #cyborg #cyberpunk

I've said for years that you can sub out 'economy' with 'rich people's money' and it works every time.

just learned we won an award for our blog post about Tom Holland and stormwater management. remember, when you see an article about stormwater management, you repost it. i don’t make the rules.

I'm at the Target boycott, I'm at the Starbucks boycott, I'm at the combination Target boycott and Starbucks boycott

this line from cloud is in my head at least once a day

And, for no reason in particular, here is my favorite Simpsons shitpost of all time.

blonde blazer from dispatch!

"They want us to live in an endless now. A now stretched to eternity where we spend every night struggling though to dawn just to do it again and again. It is time we thought about the future."

Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes. Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.

This isn’t even the stuff they’re trying to actually stop from getting out.

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

こういうのも好き

Mamdani is going to implement Daria law or whatever.

Mamdani is going to implement Sharingan Law. All citizens must have the Eye of Insight and the Eye of Hypnotism.

Gonna start occasionally posting some older comics on here, starting with a classic

Had to share this from twitter just because

That's just climate change

"Meanwhile, Yennefer (Anya Chalotra), Geralt’s sorceress squeeze, had launched her own search for Ciri, largely via a portal system called, with devastating perspicacity, The Portal System." Besides this being just an excellent quote, I do love a good perspicacity joke.

biblically accurate cat

I wish science could figure out which chemical in the brain surpresses pedantry so we could just carpet bomb the planet with it.