Big Tofu
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this is what I meant btw
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The only ābad bunnyā I care about
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Went monkey mode yesterday. I donāt feel too good today but it was worth it
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Tom Usher
9 days ago
The funny thing about a certain type of angry conspiracy guy is that theyāre literally being confronted with an elite paedophile ring and a tyrannical government at the same time right now, and because it isn't being done by the people they wanted it to be done by theyāre all being pussies about it
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Starting a letterboxd for movies that are terrible but Iāve watched several times because my wife loves them for some reason. First movie: the love guru
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llama
21 days ago
it's crazy that there's isopod species spanning from the deep ocean to arid deserts while still looking basically the same. this is a message against fast fashion trend chasing. find a look that is truly timeless and for all locations, like the isopod body plan
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One day the younger generation will have to reckon with the fact that using phrases like āthe math aināt mathingā is no different than saying something like ābazingaā
about 1 month ago
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If you donāt like eating cold spaghetti you should fucking kill yourself
about 1 month ago
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a baked potato - god's perfect food
about 1 month ago
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Shrimp Paul McCartney: shrimply having a wonderful Christmastime
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about 2 months ago
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Ooh girl, smoke me like a banana peel
2 months ago
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Cockupy Ballstreet
2 months ago
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Apple Bottom Jings
2 months ago
My short film Cherry-Colored Funk is available online today. They said you couldn't make an award winning film about a Chinese guy who becomes Italian...well...š Anyway, very proud of the film and everyone who worked on it. Thank you for all the support!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=g62B...
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CHERRY-COLORED FUNK | Omeleto
YouTube video by Omeleto
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g62BMgoKAy4
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This having no likes is why Iāll never forgive Elon for what he did to Twitter. On here Iām talking into the void, but if I posted this on my Twitter back in the day Iād get 4 likes
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2 months ago
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Unc actually stands for unconditional love
2 months ago
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If I see one more commercial for skyrizi Iām killing myself
2 months ago
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Guardian Environment
3 months ago
Trump officials reveal plan to roll back regulations in Endangered Species Act
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Trump officials reveal plan to roll back regulations in Endangered Species Act
Experts fear plan, one of many attempts Trumpās made to dismantle wildlife protection, will speed up extinction crisis
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/nov/20/trump-endangered-species-act?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=bluesky&CMP=bsky_gu_env
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It would be way cooler if psychedelics gave you an actual third eye. Very useful for spotting predators
3 months ago
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You know times are tough because I havenāt heard a single person mention doing No Nut November
3 months ago
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Kelly
3 months ago
The average US taxpayer spends $36 a year on SNAP You know what they spend on corporate subsidies? $670 Poor and disabled people who need food are not the problem If youāre angry about āyour moneyā feeding people but not angry itās giving tax cuts to the wealthy? Youāre doing their dirty work.
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I got exactly one (1) trick or treater last night. Which is infinitely funnier than getting none
3 months ago
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I will ask yet again - what the fuck is the moral of the story of Humpty Dumpty?
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3 months ago
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Porridge Mindset
3 months ago
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Mikki Kendall
4 months ago
If you have it please donate cash to the food banks. $10 in their hands will feed more people than the $10 worth of canned goods you can buy for retail prices. Also check on your elders. Many of them will not admit they rely on these programs so grocery gift cards or a surprise bag of staples
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Having what I call a Princeās Dilemma where I have to decide if Iām going to have a peanut butter and jelly sandwich or a zyn first
4 months ago
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I donāt know how many more commercials for moderate to severe plaque psoriasis I have left in me
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Josh Sawyer
4 months ago
how it feels to eat palak paneer and a mango lassi after 20 hours of traveling and 9 hours of sleeping
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Lascaille's Shroud
4 months ago
My little man isn't getting better. He may have to be kept overnight a few days to make sure he's hydrated and eating right, and I'm working on selling anything I own not essential to survival to get him what he needs. Already sold my bass today for half its worth.
gofund.me/80e64e215
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Donate to Emergency Vet and Medical Costs, organized by Brett Windnagle
Earlier this year I adopted a cat named Hans, who recently survived a building fire th⦠Brett Windnagle needs your support for Emergency Vet and Medical Costs
https://gofund.me/80e64e215
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Erin Reed
4 months ago
1. A day after the Michigan church shooting, Republicans are silent after learning the shooter was a MAGA extremist. No investigations of Trump supporters as terrorists. No national conversations about the rights of cisgender men. The silence is deafening. Subscribe to support our journalism.
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Deafening Silence After Mormon Church Shooter Not A "Transgender Leftist" But A Trump Supporter
The event is a case study in how shootings are covered in America.
https://www.erininthemorning.com/p/deafening-silence-after-mormon-church
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leon
4 months ago
guy in 3000 bc: remember when tools were made of stone šŖØ now every thing is bronze š” we used to live in cave ā°ļø now we sleep in hut šŖ instead of hunting ox š® we make them pull plow š¾ who else wish we could go back š©
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Edward Elderman
5 months ago
This only happens to you once
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lawngnomesorceress
5 months ago
heating up macking cheese in the michael wave
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Itās so funny how everyone on Survivor now is a gay nerd or autistic twink
#survivor49
5 months ago
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potion of
5 months ago
went to the beach that makes you at the beach
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It appears I have contracted a moderate case of internet poisoning. Not good!
5 months ago
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Introducing Fordās new Implied Stolen Valor pickup truck
5 months ago
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little lamb
5 months ago
fatā¦.angryā¦ā¦lashing out at everyone around meā¦.. feelin like the white Garfield ngl
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My harvest is so fucking bountiful, bro
5 months ago
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Anime is kinda like cocaine. You donāt bring it up in a social setting unless you know the people youāre with get down like that
5 months ago
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Thereās no heaven or hell. When you die all the bugs youāve ever killed spend a millennia eating your flesh
5 months ago
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daddy gatorade
5 months ago
itās still the freakin weekend
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Are rum and cokes the worst drink out there? Pound off in the comments if you agree ššš
5 months ago
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blipghost
5 months ago
sorry what was that? i didnāt hear what you said i was thinking about chief keef
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Patrick Vallely
5 months ago
"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?" Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
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That iconic New Jersey shape we all know and love
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6 months ago
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Mustaches have reached their zenith. If you have one, shave it now before the crash
6 months ago
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Dickās Squirting Goods
6 months ago
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Literally what the fuck does this mean
6 months ago
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nora āļø
6 months ago
folks, itās friday
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Went to the spa in my Tommy Bahama shirt. Call it Tommy Spahama
6 months ago
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