this is what I meant btw

The only “bad bunny” I care about

Went monkey mode yesterday. I don’t feel too good today but it was worth it

The funny thing about a certain type of angry conspiracy guy is that they’re literally being confronted with an elite paedophile ring and a tyrannical government at the same time right now, and because it isn't being done by the people they wanted it to be done by they’re all being pussies about it

Starting a letterboxd for movies that are terrible but I’ve watched several times because my wife loves them for some reason. First movie: the love guru

it's crazy that there's isopod species spanning from the deep ocean to arid deserts while still looking basically the same. this is a message against fast fashion trend chasing. find a look that is truly timeless and for all locations, like the isopod body plan

One day the younger generation will have to reckon with the fact that using phrases like “the math ain’t mathing” is no different than saying something like “bazinga”

If you don’t like eating cold spaghetti you should fucking kill yourself

a baked potato - god's perfect food

Shrimp Paul McCartney: shrimply having a wonderful Christmastime

Ooh girl, smoke me like a banana peel

Cockupy Ballstreet

My short film Cherry-Colored Funk is available online today. They said you couldn't make an award winning film about a Chinese guy who becomes Italian...well...😏 Anyway, very proud of the film and everyone who worked on it. Thank you for all the support!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=g62B...

This having no likes is why I’ll never forgive Elon for what he did to Twitter. On here I’m talking into the void, but if I posted this on my Twitter back in the day I’d get 4 likes

Unc actually stands for unconditional love

If I see one more commercial for skyrizi I’m killing myself

Trump officials reveal plan to roll back regulations in Endangered Species Act

It would be way cooler if psychedelics gave you an actual third eye. Very useful for spotting predators

You know times are tough because I haven’t heard a single person mention doing No Nut November

The average US taxpayer spends $36 a year on SNAP You know what they spend on corporate subsidies? $670 Poor and disabled people who need food are not the problem If you’re angry about “your money” feeding people but not angry it’s giving tax cuts to the wealthy? You’re doing their dirty work.

I got exactly one (1) trick or treater last night. Which is infinitely funnier than getting none

I will ask yet again - what the fuck is the moral of the story of Humpty Dumpty?

Porridge Mindset

If you have it please donate cash to the food banks. $10 in their hands will feed more people than the $10 worth of canned goods you can buy for retail prices. Also check on your elders. Many of them will not admit they rely on these programs so grocery gift cards or a surprise bag of staples

Having what I call a Prince’s Dilemma where I have to decide if I’m going to have a peanut butter and jelly sandwich or a zyn first

I don’t know how many more commercials for moderate to severe plaque psoriasis I have left in me

how it feels to eat palak paneer and a mango lassi after 20 hours of traveling and 9 hours of sleeping

My little man isn't getting better. He may have to be kept overnight a few days to make sure he's hydrated and eating right, and I'm working on selling anything I own not essential to survival to get him what he needs. Already sold my bass today for half its worth. gofund.me/80e64e215

1. A day after the Michigan church shooting, Republicans are silent after learning the shooter was a MAGA extremist. No investigations of Trump supporters as terrorists. No national conversations about the rights of cisgender men. The silence is deafening. Subscribe to support our journalism.

guy in 3000 bc: remember when tools were made of stone 🪨 now every thing is bronze 😡 we used to live in cave ⛰️ now we sleep in hut 😪 instead of hunting ox 🐮 we make them pull plow 🌾 who else wish we could go back 😩

This only happens to you once

heating up macking cheese in the michael wave

It’s so funny how everyone on Survivor now is a gay nerd or autistic twink #survivor49

went to the beach that makes you at the beach

It appears I have contracted a moderate case of internet poisoning. Not good!

Introducing Ford’s new Implied Stolen Valor pickup truck

fat….angry……lashing out at everyone around me….. feelin like the white Garfield ngl

My harvest is so fucking bountiful, bro

Anime is kinda like cocaine. You don’t bring it up in a social setting unless you know the people you’re with get down like that

There’s no heaven or hell. When you die all the bugs you’ve ever killed spend a millennia eating your flesh

it’s still the freakin weekend

Are rum and cokes the worst drink out there? Pound off in the comments if you agree 👇👇👇

sorry what was that? i didn’t hear what you said i was thinking about chief keef

"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?" Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.

That iconic New Jersey shape we all know and love

Mustaches have reached their zenith. If you have one, shave it now before the crash

Dick’s Squirting Goods

Literally what the fuck does this mean

folks, it’s friday

Went to the spa in my Tommy Bahama shirt. Call it Tommy Spahama