MEXICO SCORESSSS

get your michelob ultras out for the hydration break folks

LETS GO MEXICO

taps the sign

lmao but the bernie bros

okay but if not i’m suing

lmao when nixon does it it’s the silent majority but when a communist does it it’s a cargo cult

look the dead were a cia op to get the hippies hooked on drugs but live in 72 is a fucking masterpiece that being said Creedence Clearwater Revival forever

sometimes you wake up and listen to big star

lmfao the proportions are all over the place

hollywood agencies are searching club penguin forums for short stories and ideas that could be turned into movies following the success of 'Backrooms'

every country needs to team together so england doesn’t win

who made god cry fess up

FLOOD WATCH FLOOD WATCH FLOOD WATCH FLOOD WATCH FLOOD WATCH FLOOD WATCH FLOOD WATCH FLOOD WATCH

siskel and ebert would’ve made some crazy podcasters

i went to costco for the first time last weekend. membership fee is $65 a year. but a hot dog + soda combo is $1.50. if you assume a hot dog + soda elsewhere is like $3.50, that's $2 in savings. so if i eat a hot dog + soda at costco 33 times a year i break even. now if i eat there 300 times a year,

falco is canonically italian

i’m having a hard time against these cyber animals and their new ships

i dream of a greek chicken pita

he’s fist

in super mario strikers donkey kong uses he’s fist to slam the ball into the net which should be an immediate penalty yet he gets the point?! how is that fair?!

i love irish posting in the morning

starting a jazz group called cowboy’s bebop

wearing my bedazzled BLESSED tshirt at the gym so everyone knows i’m a man of faith

here’s looking at you wrestlemania 2028

where is my internet comcast it’s been 4 days already

wait so starfox is just nintendo’s furry star wars OC?

is that good?

i’m troppo jokerrrrr

having electricity and not having internet is like having no electricity at all

the crying of lot 49 adapted as an open world rpg

carne al cabron

the american dream is that you’re allowed to open as many mattress stores as the bank will give you credit for - no credit?! no problem! fuck you

While they’re up there they should remove JFK’s name too, the philandering pig!

what is comed doing with all of their profits if not getting the juice flowing is all i’m saying @govpritzker.illinois.gov

but i might be that rich one day and then what will i do

being autistic and only going to the same taco place for lunch everyday has it perks now when it’s super busy the cook behind the counter just asks me what i want and lets me cut ahead

me on the way to my anime depression therapy appointment

schwarma food truck stayed open even during a tornado warning cause he’s hardcore like that

everyone in chicago rn

*rock concert* Rock singer: You know where you are? Me: Please don't say the Jungle. Please don't say the jungle. Please don't say the jungle. Rock singer: You're in the Jungle, baby. And you're gonna die. Me: Oh shit. Oh fuc. Oh God, please no.

but i might be that rich one day and then what will i do

if your powers out for more than 24 hours you’re legally allowed to take over the power company it’s the law

if comed is incapable of getting the juice flowing again the state should just take it over tbh

betting on which fighters get heatstroke and swamp ass like the founding fathers would want us to