seriously wtf this shit is evil it kills on the first try and even if i put them to sleep or stun with the bubble wand the fucking chameleon always targets me first

the chameleon is the biggest load of bullshit since the ghost dog in animal well what kind of sick fuck

LOGGING ON

Pain

alright bet

day 8 of locking in and things are still crumbling what am i doing wrong

i just gotta lock in. i just gotta lock in. i just gotta lock in. i just gotta lock in. i just gotta lock in. i just gotta lock in. i just gotta lock in. i just gotta lock in. i just gotta lock in. i just gotta lock in.

damn animal well is a masterpiece

getting my teeth kicked in for taking my phone out in the no phone zone

I just need to lock in I just need to lock in I just need to lock in I just need to lock in I just need to lock in I just need to lock in I just need to lock in I just need to lock in

“i just need to lock in” i whisper to myself repeatedly as everything crumbles around me

so it’s gonna be one of those years huh

doing burn outs in the chilis parking lot off a patron frozen margarita

my local dunkin’ donuts not carrying marble frosted donuts is an attack on me and my community

i can’t find a cat bed for my chicken

fighting my demons and the demons are winning oh god please make them stop

putting club music on at the gym and telling everyone to match my vibes or gtfo off the dance floor

new naked gun is good??? what the hell

eggs in purgatory implies the existence of religious chickens

read dead redemption online could have been so good if only rockstar didn’t fill it with micro transactions

hosting a raid on the criterion closet looking for 3

yearning for the days when i roamed the open prairies just me my horse and my revolver

feeling hollow inside after beating red dead 2

Mark Cuban's main goal is to prevent universal healthcare from being implemented in America, which would directly threaten his Costplus drug company. He tries to achieve this goal by concern-trolling about healthcare to random bluesky users instead of using his vast wealth to fund M4A legislation.

if you need a movie to test audio levels with on your new soundbar can’t go wrong with die hard

throwing grinch hands at christmas dinner

fallout 76 is good? wtf is going on

injecting patasium into my toes

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first episode of fallout starts with Mr. house stealing the plot of bioshock cool

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trapped in a car with jello biafra sounds like a punk rock version of that shitty musicians in car series

sakamoto days is good

okay wtf was up with this ending to spider-man 2 insomniac

they need to make porting skyrim onto more consoles illegal

working out incorrectly while the safety dance plays over the gym speakers

successfully kick flipping into the sun

it helps if your brain is a little on fire all the time

“i just gotta lock in” i whisper as i fall off a massive cliff

the dog is moonwalking backwards.

Your horse is lost.

the urge to reach for my revolver and ride a horse

really rad that in my lifetime we’ve gone from 5 corporations in a trench coat to 3 corporations in a trench coat that’s what i call progress

i want to live in a vibe based society

everyone could use a little weed in their life

The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service