every single day there are sandwiches being made all around you if you just open your eyes

i forgot to take my meds for a while so im just sitting here feeling the souls of thousands of anxious ancestors

logging on

who is he ? ??

realizing the now you see me franchise is good because it’s ripping off jojo’s bizarre adventure entire schtick

my mental health is suffering (sung to the tune of LMFAO’s Party Rock Anthem)

just took an L. but don't worry. im planning on more Ls the rest of the year. you can expect a lot of Ls going forward

Network getting a new criterion release lets gooooo

i gotta say smiling friends is pushing animation further than any mainstream cartoon has in the past 10 years it’s making me wish i took my university animation classes more seriously 😭

the best part of the running man was the match cut from glen powell’s head right to a watermelon getting a headshot lawrence of arabia for the 21st century

i’ve rewatched every episode of columbo more times then i can count, its time for something new

michael cera trying to sell me monster energy drinks in the middle of the movie should be considered a hate crime

edgar wright i’m sorry but you can’t be putting whole ass advertisements in your fucking movies like that

when i hit 45 it’s gonna be all matching track suits all the time

remembering mucha lucha like a hazy forgotten dream

call me when they bring back the shake em up fries

movies are back in a big way in 2025 (exclusively watching movies from the 60s - 70s)

here are some good people you should check out

carefully removing the plastic wrap off my vinyl records to put them into plastic sleeves

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when your message to jesus is left on read

oh i get how robert pollard writes so many banger songs now it’s the excessive drinking damn who would have thought

Dinosaur Sr.

i regret not grabbing this on 4k during the sale 😭

making a horror movie ripping off child’s play but it’s the grok doll

lmfaooooo this reads just like a hitchhikers guide to the galaxy too

maaaaaaaaaaan

Armando Iannucci is gonna make a hell of a movie about this time period

flexi disc goes hard

coffee and new tony molina on repeat

First look at "The Elephant" animated special (in 3 acts) by Patrick McHale (Over the Garden Wall), Ian Jones-Quartey (OK K.O.!), Rebecca Sugar (Steven Universe) and Pendleton Ward (Adventure Time). Coming to Adult Swim on December 19.

i can’t get a new record out of its sleeve someone tell me how to fix this

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riddle me this batman why do my hot pockets always come out slightly soggy from the microwave

Pulp Fiction is a bold choice dude even quoted samuel jackson’s lines verbatim

Junji Ito tried to warn us

fixed it

in an abstract way it's funny how democrats held firm when SNAP was cut off but folded .5 milliseconds after one senator had their flight delayed

How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.

“bad faith leftists”