Just randomly thought about when everybody was saying Johnathan Majors was attractive and you’re anti black if you disagree and somebody said he looked like the type of man you sneak and learn to read with 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

If by outdoor school you mean army camp then yes

I just ordered Mac and cheese from a soul food spot on Uber Eats and man…

Anybody willingly saying they're part of the Manosphere should be put on a government watchlist.

The release of the Epstein files is required by law to happen on December 19th. On December 18th, we will "officially" be at war with Venezuela. Bank on it.

'A Christmas Carol' was correct that only a supernatural power could force a rich guy to examine his lifetime of inhuman behavior, what it got wrong was thinking that would change him in any way

Every year time magazine names some dumbfuck as person of the year or whatever and everyone gets mad as hell which is hilarious cause its like getting mad at a boomer version of Zoobooks for being like "Horsey is animal of the year"

Real negligence of the book company to give out these book deals to red wingers. Everyone knows Republicans can’t read

A gerrymander is not a sure thing…

Jalen Hurts offensive coordinator gets switched out every year but yeah Jalen’s trash now

…so it’s just normal to get scammed by a contractor?

I don’t see a realistic game plan where Phillip Rivers survives being lit up by a young defender

Jalen Hurts had the 6th lowest interception rate all time heading into this season. Now with the same hwsd coach, OL, WRs, and RB, he is suddenly turning the ball over like crazy. I wonder what the only thing to change this year was.

There’s always time for a sweet treat

Jimmy Fallon would host The Running Man and The Long Walk.

The Colts couldn’t find anyone but a 44 year old man to be in their QB room

If you’re so consumed by sports betting that you use your substantial platform and influence to say a head coach should be murdered you really ought to reassess your life

Now that we’ve seen Shadeur speak a couple of times can we finally figure out why they lied and said he did terrible during those interviews

Lmao I grew up a bit different. Especially being from the south. “Women are seen and not heard” was a mantra. As an adult I’ve had to grow out of that and realize a true woman makes herself seen AND heard.

I can't be the only one who sees this, right?

"Wanting to have experiences with you" can feel like you are just using that person, to that person. So I can see why they would vilify it.

I’m not trying to hear “they’re underpaid” when my food is fucked up

*tapping sign*

Management: Hey why is everyone afraid to talk in meetings? *Ignores the legacy of people who speak up in meetings getting assigned more work*

Scarlett Johansson’s agent never sleeps

Reeses teases an official collaboration with Wings guard Paige Bueckers and Chicago Sky forward Angel Reese.

I feel like this season is Jaylen Brown’s training arc

I’m convinced all those commercials are trolling us

Somehow the Warriors are going to get him

Everyone who went to the those Diddy parties where he was showing videos of him sexually assaulting his victims is going to hell. That’s a level of evil you cannot come back from that

Everything about the Clippers is shady

Tik Tok suspended me because my best friend and I were talking about the dude about to suck dick for water for Fyre Festival 😭

Diddy had an event where people were crushed before Travis Scott. The headlines are damn near identical

These videos of Karens hollering at Target employees because they didn’t get their bag are really something. I wonder if those Karens felt good about harassing Target workers for swag bags

DJ Khaled really ain’t gon say something?

Some niggas really don’t learn

I forgot about that. The Steelers have the CFP Quarterback and we haven’t seen em

Pelicans horrible management is why I smile whenever they get a low draft pick. Get out what you put in

They should have traded him by July 15th. Now his shit is guaranteed and the pelicans are stuck.

Lane Kiffin has a 0-0 record in the CFP Playoff. The one time he made the playoff, he abandoned his players and blamed mgmt while he collected $90 million. Lane Kiffin is a hoe ass piece of shit.

There needs to be a conversation about these “anarchist” who are pushing for automated companies. Dude probably getting paid

Ellen Greenberg was murdered by her fiancée and he used his connections to cover it up

How they ran Lane out of town

I would not be surprised if they burnt Lane’s house to the ground

And you think Biden-Harris are the originators of U.S. involvement in the Israel-Palestine conflict. Dumb ass.

First—let me just say that I am so extremely grateful for my job. Now that I’ve gotten that out of the way, I really don’t wanna work today. Like, I really just want to do nothing.

This would have been a failed paper even in high school