Alright #sciencesky, got me a weird question. If someone had a powerful enough Bluetooth receiver at Point Nemo, could they connect to something on the ISS? Or would that bitch ass atmosphere get in the way?

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I'm not allowed to say what I'm thinking.

This is despicable. Using LLMs in education leads to reduced critical thinking skills. I get that that's the idea with McMahon's DoE but fuck everything about this.

OH MY FUCKING GOD JUST PARBAKE THEM. I want to fight every scientist involved.

Oh honey no

Oh jfc they're gonna make a shitty movie about this in a few years

Somebody tell writer Will Knight that computers don't have emotions and that it was his responsibility to push back on that. C'mon Wired, do better.

This weekend and always, NO LILIES FOR KITTIES. www.fda.gov/animal-veter...

Absolutely not. If it took them THIS LONG to come around, that means that the racism, homophobia, transphobia, white supremacy, blatant theft from the govt, and a laundry list of other things were TOTALLY COOL with them.

Are you fucking KIDDING ME

So happy that this is already a Penzeys kitchen.

My portfolio is now live! It's still under construction pending adding a cool "About Me/Contact" page, but you can take a look at it already if you want It's nothing crazy and most of you won't see anything you haven't seen yet, but at least it's pretty haha www.katogarrigues.com

Yeah that makes sense. Sigh.

"AI is cool as long as it only hurts poor people" Bum ass behavior

hahaaaaa I didn't check my door since yesterday and this note was on it :) I'm turbo fucked man i don't need a miracle i need a damn bush era bailout, if I don't come up with like 3K by monday i'm toast lmaooo Venmo: @SCJREAL Paypal: @rhiannonyoung (friend's acct) #mutualaid #crowdfund #help

Slept in my Serpentico shirt and woke up to a note that Nyla Rose took all the batteries out of my remote controls.

IDF hates pizza

Somebody take away the intern's social media privilege, there's no way an actual professional is running this account.

An important thread for us Americans. Yes we've got our problems but so does the rest of the world and our gov is currently causing most of them. Stop getting defensive about it, America.

BAAAAHAHAHAHAHA TMZ wants the general public to send them pictures of any member of Congress on vacation over spring break so they can publicly shame them A TMZ W, possibly the rarest of them all

I love driving to work and getting buzzed (maybe not buzzed, it wasn't SUPER low) by one of those big dual rotor military choppers that usually carries personnel without its transponder on

Can't use death of the artist until the artist is dead. I'm blown away by how hard you're stumping for her.

Again. AI is only used to save time, or money. This will be both. Translation would take a while, and obviously money must hurt *checks notes* MOBILE GAME GIANT NEXON.

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I've been to a single BGB. I am intimately aware of the quality of show that Effy runs (alongside the rest of the team). Watch #EFFYBGB11 Trust me.

Sometimes I go the entire day without eating because I haven't completed an arbitrary goal that I set for myself. Sometimes saying this stuff out loud helps me. Sometimes it helps others. #OCD

I used to be able to teleport like him, that's why I quit drinking.

LMAO I KNOW WHAT AMERICA LOOKS LIKE GUYS I LOOKED AT PICTURES

Probably not great

Lmao they aren't paying the people they have as it is

so many of us Othered by society need to create our own spaces. and when that happens, we all need to get together and support them, whether it's your identity or scene or not. we all survive this world together better. pass this around! network for good. www.outsports.com/2026/3/18/24...

YEEEEEEEEEEEES MY MANS IS BACK

Only a matter of time before we get the trap remix of the Danny DeVito limoncello song

Merlot Bellavitano by Sartori Semi-hard Wisconsin 🐄 🧀 with Merlot-soaked rind. A good intermediate step between bulk brands and specialities. Dry chalky texture cheddar with a hint of Parmesan in the finish. The wine adds a dark cherry aroma and flavor if you eat it separately.

Fulvi Pecorino Romano Hard Spanish 🐑🧀. Not as tangy as the Locatelli Romano reviewed 2 weeks ago, but richer. Crumbles, but can be sliced. Salty mostly in the finish.

That judge was trying to fuck on him

I think we can all agree that Aubrey is the best part of this.

This one ain't new but it's my favorite No one popped JFK, his head just did that on its own

One company ACTUALLY controls the world YKK

Fetterman is actually a completely waxed Bigfoot who got fed up with people and decided this was the best route to destroy humanity

I'm starting some new conspiracy theories since a bunch of the old ones came true.

No big deal, just me over here that was one of the first 1k to follow THE GROBAN

Promises made promises kept

The cops locked them up and hospitalized them

As ALMOST ALWAYS listen to Gail Hang on every word It's important

HOLY SHIT LIGHTNING STRUCK MY BACKYARD it's too dark to get good pictures but goddamn did it make some cool patterns in the dirt. I'll have to get a picture in the morning.

More mascots need pendulous testicles.

Oh yeah and the Austrian guy with the mustache was just trying to get into art school. Fuckin cnn

Jumanji By Daniel Mullins Games (Inscryption is one of my favorite games.)