its funny how fluoride gets a bad rep when it's the most "natural medicine" discovery. Scientists were like "some mountain kids got invincible teeth, lets test their spring water. Oh weird, the invincible teeth mountain spring water has fluoride in it, lets give it to everybody"

Mainer here. I think by now we're all well aware Graham Platner is dumbass, and I'm glad to see people are reckoning with mercenary past and sus-ass tattoo explaination. That said, I wish people were equally aware that Janet Mills is no less shitty, and has been demonstrating that for a long time.

the comic strip that the internet lives in denial of

You know what to do portland

seize his assets and deport him

Many people are outraged that Trump is demolishing part of the White House. But of course Trump can't do it without help. It's ACECO LLC of Silver Spring MD ("full-service demolition") that is tearing down the People's House. You can call them and let them know how you feel. 1/

The support from the VA literally saved my life. You shouldn't have to go to Iraq, fight in a pointless war, and watch your friends die to get decent healthcare.

It's called the NATO phonetic Alphabet even though it's not phonetic at all, it's a radiotelegraphic spelling alphabet!! *banging on driver window* isn't that weird

A lobster and a unicorn embracing in a cloud of tear gas; just one surreal moment from Portland, OR tonight. For context, the feds were in the middle of their first unprovoked attack on protesters of the night with flash bangs, tear gas and unknown ammunition

I wasn’t exaggerating it rules so hard

#NoKings signs in Belgrade, Serbia today, as protesters converged outside of (Dez)Informer media offices after the government-friendly publication called the 16 people that were killed from the train station canopy collapse in Novi Sad on Nov. 1, 2024, "alleged victims."

Don't engage. Just block. They want to push their rage bait on here. Don't give them the satisfaction. bsky.app/profile/did:...

Mr. Mamdani when will you wear wigs

The lengths people will go through to stay in Microsoft's bosom, smdh

Went to check this guy's account, and I was already blocked. It's a great honour, but I promise not to let this go to my head

"I believe Mills is being selfish, self-centered, and not acting in the interests of Maine voters." www.bangordailynews.com/2025/10/16/o...

we have got to start killing billionaires. is the first line that the villain speaks in the novel im writing. really though, in the real world, we have to kill these people. he continues

TOS: You have not invented a more "ethical" form of war. You've simply illustrated its pointlessness. Its futility. And you shall never join Starfleet until you realize that technology does not make you civilized: it's peace. SNW: We need an Iron Dome for the Enterprise

TOS: The Gorn is not a beast, but a captain just like me, sworn to protect his crew. He is not my enemy: he is me, and I am him, and the real barbarity is the system that has pitted us against one another, and the ignorance that has made us enemies. He is my brother. Strange New Wars: KILLEM ALL!!!

“The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men should do nothing.” – attributed to Edmund Burke

My favorite way to make myself depressed is Soviet time capsule messages www.russiabeyond.com/history/3266...

WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you

Seriously, her veto list makes it very clear that her main role is crushing the leftward momentum that has been building at a steady pace amongst us Mainers: www.maine.gov/governor/mil...

As a Mainer, I'm solidly against her because of the way she wields the veto pen in a decidedly Newsomesque way. She vetoed a ballot initiative that would have made electricity a public utility and would have eradicated the unreliable and price-gouging CMP

I think you're underestimating the massive resentment towards Janet Mills that has built up over her tenure. Admittedly a lot of it comes from weirdo right-wingers mad about Covid measures, but she also represents the same Democratic establishment which is in the toilet right now

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In all seriousness, we reflected the sun off of our watch faces before laser pointers. Learning to control the beam is a mental workout, but the cats go just as nuts for it

This guy 100% makes his roux with canola oil

If she wants any kind of positive legacy, she'll cut this shit out quick

well-played

Recreational chemotherapy for the win

if you already didn’t have enough reasons to cancel spotify:

Belleville Daily Advocate July 04,1916

POST: donald trump is in stable condition after accidentally flushing his ass down the toilet today. we spoke to a medical staffer who told us the president's balance "is basically fucked now," causing him to "fall on his face" when he stands REPLY: link to article? |_REPLY: ok i call b*llsh*t

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis > It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

I don't think Protestants should lie to children. I think when they do it they're reinforcing disestablishmentarianism.

I don’t care if it’s cringe, suck it up and put on the fucking frog suit

This is just unreal. The level of panic in speech pathology groups is off the charts

@govpritzker.illinois.gov Control your dogs, you useless prick

and theyll have u blv the negativity comes from the voters

I like how the news will be like “while the President claiming Portland was ruled by a giant skeleton named Mr Nibbles is not strictly true, it does speak to the anxiety of many Americans”

Some Guy in the 90s: "I think is says ljidkijidk Sun."

It me

(billy joel uptown girl voice) Duke of Earl / Nothing can stop me as I walk through world / Don't try to hurt my duchess no one can / because she's got herself a titled man / Earl's Duke I am

hey hey you you i'm the Duke of Earl, friend

and I'm getting kinda horny I'm getting kinda sad Where can I find a woman Like the one that Jessie's had He is a friend I value Should be good for his sake But seeing her with Jessie Makes me really wish I Had girl Had girl

Happy/sad for you that your brain is optimized/broken this way.

hmm

(comforting a kid at their dad's funeral) you know, your daddy always told me he wished he was dead (kid starts crying) he's uhh he's not though. he's fine. i saw him at the gas station. mommy told a lie

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