does my ass look agentic in these jeans?

Ahh...

🛈TIP: everything costs so much these days

Hey everybody! I am taking the helm of this classic American institution with @theonion.com and want to know what you fine folks would like to see from us.

ach nein ich muss gelearn how zutankwerken

Quelaag?

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller April 15, 1954

Heavens, I never asked her to do that...

@lily-is.online have you seen these yet www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

asbestos

To help celebrate the Nintendo Switch's 9 Year Anniversary, we are putting out a firmware update later this week to add a brand new theme for your Nintendo Switch and Nintendo Switch 2 System UI: Burgundy! We hope you all like how it looks, as we have no plans to implement any other new themes.

! This thing is available on the eShop now, for the Nintendo Switch and Nintendo Switch 2 Systems!

Twin Peaks: Andy Brennan vs plank. He’s ok!

Twin Peaks: Hank Jennings.

Relatable

🖕

Does your dislike for communism prevent you from answering simple questions too?

gotta get to Danvers more

People on here rightly are pissed by the way Democratic politicians post as if they are witnesses to what's happening instead of ACTORS in what's happening. It's absolutely pathetic and weak.

Twin Peaks: Nadine demonstrating her silent drape runners to Big Ed.

my uti is healed! who wants the rest of my antibiotics

think about it

may the fall of housing as a commodity be mundane, merciless, and imminent. landlords get a real job 2026 #landlordsgetarealjob2026

yeah im bummed about sora. bummed i sora bunch of stupid fake videos

dark souls three is ten years old today

sure he does the dishes but does he empty the mailbox regularly? does he know where the nearest collection box is?

I experienced a minor malfunction. I'm okay now.

EGG HEAD - THE R, THE C, THE M, THE THEOLOGY! AROOO!

Not now sweetie, I’m watching my stories.

currently in New Jersey for Business not Pleasure

it should be dark at night, even in the city. just takes a few small changes and we can see the stars above the big apple again

Nee hee hee hee hee!

you know what it is

my legs and feet kind of ache

#PAXEast is just a week away?! I'll be in and around Games on Demand for most of the weekend running The Show Must Go On and @dairykillsme.bsky.social 's Thieves of the Tome! Come see us!!

knowledgemogged some triviacucks tonight