The dykeotomy is crazy

pov she invited you over for dinner and theres fur all over your plate 🖼️: @rusatus.bsky.social and ty @karidas.bsky.social for the gift :3

Portland 7 but a seattle 3

Every time I call my representative he does the mass email equivalent of sighing and saying yeah dude i know

They call it the headboard cus she's bored when I give her head

Asked a girl for her number and to drop a line, she told me how about you get in line and take a number. I don't get no respect!

Bring back the asbestos snow honestly

just putting nails in the walls so i can spackle them

whoever has room please buy this

do u talk aboutwhen u were forced to eat bugs at 7 or do u typically keep that to yourself

Its green because you can put it there

wolfen kinda sucked but the last 20 minutes of superimposed footage of a pack of wolves running through new york and eating a guy on wallstreet was so tuff

Wishing infinite misery to every guy who thinks they know how to do automotive wiring

babyboy

I fucking love crows !!!

Cirrhosis would be a beautiful name for a little girl

Minor threat sticker on the 150k sprinter van is so tuff

there's something uniquely terrifying about going highway speeds on an articulated bus

Sowing the midnight energy wave soured by the reaping of the 5:30 am alarm

Buying horrible shitty furniture on facebook marketplace and pretending I did something by not just going to IKEA

Had a dream about my friends getting vore art that I thought was a memory until I went looking for it

Seeing the Olympics silhouetted by the sunset will never get old

Whiskey makes you frisky ft. @wrnfx.bsky.social 🖼️ @puppeypawbs.art

Moving to a new house core

bought a truck on fbm and now the algorithm just feeds me divorced boomer posting

First thing you should do when it hits 90 degrees is buy a car with no air conditioning that leaks coolant into the cab

im in my small truck era

very fond of this mark twain quote about crows

must feel good as hell to be a bird and rub your beak on stuff

its so beautiful that god gave him eyebrows

what do u know about the shower espresso

Babyboy 💞

Barn find? Yeah it's right there. You feelin alright man?

Bus just shows up whenever it pleases and the transfers are never timed the same I can leave the house at the same time every morning and be on time or 30 minutes late we're such an unserious country

babygirl 💕

How

sold the old girl and now she gets to spend her twilight tears hauling construction materials in the cascades its only proper

uninstalled twitter and instagram but not bsky

this got me fucked up, gone way too soon

what do you meaann my 7 year old phone that i dropped several times doesnt work anymore noooo

The golden era of cold war surplus stocks is coming to an end I fear

Body horror? Uhh yeah it is

Fuckin a girl for the scoop call that inside her information

my favorite part of moving is copping all the stuff my roommates are getting rid of

Hi I'm a 55 year old man and my hobby is posting international harvesters rotting in a field on facebook marketplace for 7 thousand dollars

these industry plants are so annoying dude