mead maxxing

me deciding what features to prioritize when im settling a new city

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somebody told me i look like theodora of byzantium which is probably one of the better comments ive received

why is she like this

everybody needs the white boy zoomer coworker who talks about the sopranos to you every day

Being willing to sit next to a stranger on the bus is a very powerful ability

They're chanting "mamdani" on the Seattle light rail

Yippieeeeee

We Just Going To Work On The 9AM Bus Man. Why You Need To Smoke Weed First? Is Something Wrong With You?

That's my goat

Everyone got that one album that makes you feel like a fish

Truck salad #SaladTruck

I love saying "know what im saying"after saying some total bullshit

ugh, laundry day.. 🐶🧺

Clearly you do not walk to the grocery store

Getting misgendered by a storefront is crazy bro

ran into a robot barista in the wild that said "rachel your iced dirty matcha oat milk latte is ready" in a horrible flat computer voice i dissociated so hard

KILL THE DODGERS

girl who chose the wrong hobby 🎨 @/shutupjen.bsky.social :3

Me when I'm on the train

having a smart thermostat is awesome because google just sent out 2 day notice that support is being discontinued. statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged

Just like the old country

mariners

Pupkins :D

Mariners Baseball :(

She sua on my sponte til I en banc

can't smoke newports anymore ever since the car attendant on the amtrak to chicago asked to bum a cig and said "white boy with the newports!" when i pulled out my pack

Tuff

my bitch wife won't let me take the OA torch to the wine even though the hallucination nexus told me to

used car market is such trash rn bro 😭😭😭

i hate when im watching bird feeder cams and they start fighting like stop it you're not supposed to be stressing me out

machines are sentient and should be communicated with but only in the same capacity as you would a headmate. i should never hear a machine trying to communicate with me in real meat space

the eyewitness dinosaur hunter game where a raptor would run through the dark dreary cavernous hallways of the initial menu section. like he's coming to get me

pov you just finished a night out of vaudeville & laudanum vials with the girls

Really unfortunate that I've met way more generally pleasant people on lex than any other local social app

I'm sorry but I will not be attending the function if the invite is obviously written by a robot

How can I microdose being unemployed and doing drugs

5 days left to demand tighter regulation of the oil storage facility in northwest Portland

This pic goes so hard. Feel free to screenshot

a 44 cal black powder revolver would go so hard honestly

They kinda went off when they invented walking around your neighborhood and looking at things