Chud dodgers son or incel Yankees daughter

job swapped to one ply im 25 into a 10 applying to indeed listings i ain't qualified for

y'all mind if a white boy puts on a little modest mouse

neighbor pissed me off gonna put 3 gallons of seafoam in his tank when he's not looking

Shaped like a friend

If the wicked witch of the west was a bird she'd probably say "I'm molting! I'm molting!"

guys are gonna start coming home and get activated by influencers flying fpv drones on miami beach

i love it when birds go running vertically up a tree like youre not supposed to do that

on one hand the guy bartending on mercer island ran all of his taps dry and commented on how he's never been this busy in his life after the light rail opened on the other hand what if poor people got on the train

flat chested girls get it done

The Easter Bunny is Trans #transurrection

the "seattle freeze" is just urban sprawl its like if LA had seasons like what do you mean i have to drive half an hour to get to ballard or get on the train for an hour to go to the video store

secular bible club

My knife work? Yah I just sharpened it

Putting your truck on Facebook marketplace place feels a lot like taking ol yeller out back

30 minutes of raw dogging boredom every day challenge

We use this stuff at work and every time I pick it up I get an urge to drink it

Veterans affairs? Yeah that's pretty common I hear, their wives can get pretty lonely. Not that I would know anything about that

She knows what's good and hangs out while I smoke

She fortify on my grains til I iron overload

girl who dedicates their life to figuring out how to make themself really small call that a micro biologist

Every time I go out to refill the bird feeder when the birds come back I say "oh good my first customer"

miss my bodega guy in the bay who gave me his personal number to order ahead

suspiciously bee shaped girlfriend: this would be really good with some honey in it

Motors exhaust fumes smell so bad they hemorrhagic call that a power stroke

My thirsty ass cannot be working with extracted plasma that shit be lookin like a cold crisp beer sometimes

One or two beers and dinner at the bar and a reasonable bed time tonight queen?

I would actually rather get kicked in the balls than miss my once every 15 minute bus by 2 seconds. Anyways guess who just missed their bus

Treat yourself to a new credit line at 30% APR today queen

it actually pisses me off so bad that people from Phoenix call themselves Phoenicians

my neighbor called in an abandoned vehicle complaint on a different shitbox ford pickup and they put the tow notice on both windows for good measure... i dont get no respect

When u get behind the wheel u should be anxious as fuck

Thinking about the guy in the backseat of a waymo in SF that called me an unemployed faggot out the window for getting in its way to cross the road on a side street I hope he's on the bus now

This is now a kinki sharyo type 1 stan account

Yesss dude roll that shit

automotive interior design peaked with this the cassette shelf is so tuff

guy whos job it is voice: that's not my job

^_^

What the fuck is that

let's be tall with mama

seal doing astral projection

"🗣️unexpected item in the bagging area 🚨" it's a bag dude

chud adderall daughter or incel vape son

Fuck it spoonful of peanut butter

Grackles are back

newspaper snippets from october 1992

sketch for beaubarks!

When I hosted lan parties there was a guy that would show up with a bag of imitation crab and eat them like chips

we're so back