John Fetterman is like if you asked AI to make an unlikable American Shrek.

Schumer bending over for this guy. Chuck is a Republican

When prices rise because *demand* is hot, wages usually follow. When prices rise because tariffs raise costs -- a *supply* shock -- there’s no reason paychecks catch up. That’s why tariff inflation hurts a whole heckuva lot more. It's a permanent reduction in living standards.

I’ve been saying this shit for two years. Minnesota’s coach is not good. Eight false starts this deep in the season is bad coaching man.

It’ll be hilarious if Russell Wilson wins this game

This guy’s dogshit food business is my favorite thing on Instagram

I love that CJGJ is playing well for the Bears today.

Chuck Schumer needs to be yeeted into the fucking sun. What a piece of shit.

the chief eunuch is a collaborator and loves to bow before dong zhuo

Grateful for this Delta flight attendant for providing some clarity on the upcoming changes to flights during the holidays. Listen in ⬇️

I would like to get off Mr Toad’s wild ride

By the way Senate Dems, you realize that you absolutely cannot reopen the government right? Look at this shit here. He's being told by a judge to pay out OUR TAX MONEY already earmarked for SNAP and he's not going to fucking do it. What do you think he'll do with any "deal" you make?

Everyone smack a fascist with a sandwich it’s legal.

Perfection. A dude possibly dying next to him and Trump standing there very clearly thinking only about himself.

It's alarming to see the ADL announce a "tracker" of antisemitism aimed at Mamdani and the Conference of Presidents issue an extraordinary set of statements while not applying equal scrutiny to Trump - despite his long record of using antisemitism and bigotry for political gain.

This is what the CBP agent who shot Miramar Martinez on October 4 texted the next day. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

DOWNINGTOWN HAS GONE WOKE. OK, so Pennridge kicked out all their Republican school board members and now Downingtown has a trans Mayor. Wild shit. Pennsylvania getting up off the mat after a crappy 2024 election cycle.

Checking in on Rudy Giuliani, I see he's having an insane one

Has Alan Dershowitz blown his brains out yet like he said he would?

while there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; while there is a soul in prison, I am not free.

Mamdani: "New York will remain a city of immigrants, a city built by immigrants, powered by immigrants, and as of tonight, led by an immigrant." SAY. THAT. SHIT!

Maybe the Cuomos will fuck off forever now

We should bring back the Expos

Thinking of this today 😌

In Memoriam: Cheney Haunted By People He Didn't Manage To Kill In Iraq War

Dick Cheney is probably the all-time "what-if" guy at The Hague. They gotta talk about him the way Portland talks about Greg Oden.

I stand with sandwich throwing guy

I’m so glad this is how I found out, I love this app rest in piss you miserable old bag of war crimes

Dick Cheney’s final words were “I endorse Andrew Cuomo for Mayor of New York.”

I am kind of enjoying how the Cuomo vote began by claiming very noisily that he was "the only one who could stand up to Trump" and now, well

The Cowboys last went to the NFC Championship game in 1995. Since then: Pokémon aired its first episode with Ash as the main character, released 24 animated movies and Ash finally won a tournament. All before the Cowboys made it back to the NFC Championship game

Cuomo: This is not my beautiful campaign! *looks over at Laura Loomer* This is not my beautiful intern!

Dick Cheney dead?!?!?! I should be happier about this.

This is brilliant

On the other site, an 18-year-old Zohran canvasser described the legendary Wallace Shawn as "the actor who plays Dr. Sturgis on Young Sheldon" which is honestly adorable

Clayton Kershaw hates gay people and everyone just pretends it’s fine because he’s thrown a shitload of baseballs

The Dodgers owner looks like he cuts monthly bribes to the president

Fucking Dodgers

I want Kershaw to come in and to be the one to lose it for the Dodgers. That homophobe getting humiliated is the best case scenario.

Oh man this one is gonna hurt Jays fans.

Seranthony innings are terrible for your heart if he pitches for your team

Using two ex-Phillies pitchers in the 9th and 10th is such a cursed decision by the Blue Jays.

Holy shit! He almost killed Kiki there

Wow! The Jays are going to be gutted if they can’t finish this.

He’s safe!