Having a really nasty Lupus flare. Felt faint this morning and now I feel like I've caught a cold. I've also thrown up and my joints are inflamed leaving me pain. Not getting any Friday vibes today 😔

It's Friday and I've spent most of the day in bed ill. Yes, I'm feeling sorry for myself 😔

BBC News - Kneecap rapper's terror case thrown out www.bbc.com/news/article...

Lunch Will Tear Us Apart Again

Can't do that with a fucking Dyson, can you

I was back at 26 Federal Plaza today, where an ICE agent violently threw this bereft woman to the ground in front of her kids. She had not touched him. She did not pose any threat. She had to be taken to the hospital. (🎥: Elias Eliahu)

I need all of the writers of dystopian fiction to stop writing now, the fuckers in the governments are using it as an instruction manual.

I made Chuck-It-All-In soup for dinner from shallots, garlic, carrots, spuds, parsley, black pepper and a dollop of Greek yoghurt 🥕🥕🥕

A few people turned up to see Barack Obama at London's O2 arena tonight I'm not an expert on crowd sizes but the interviewer said 14,000 people were there. London mayor Sadiq Khan was among them. My report will be in the NYT's On Politics newsletter www.nytimes.com/spotlight/on...

She shoots, she scores, and the crowds in the stadium roar. Yeah, I threw my socks and they landed in the laundry basket...

Kimmel: "He might have to release the Epstein files to distract us from this now."

KIMMEL: “He’s gunning for our journalists too — they want to pick and choose what the news is… it’s so important to have a free press, and it’s nuts we aren’t paying more attention to it.”

What a country.

Turtlly devoted to you

NEW — I wrote about my confirmed scoop from last night that Disney hastened Kimmel's return because of a planned Disney+ streaming price increase announcement coming on Tuesday:

Utterly crap that people have to waste their time confirming this.

i am seriously begging democrats to bring the same smoke to this story that they brought to jimmy kimmel being indefinitely suspended

I’m gonna start a cooking show where I make recipes I’ve never tried. I’m gonna call it 30 Minutes My Ass.

Once again, breakfast news leads with Trump's false & and dangerous "medical" claims. Would they be doing this with any other leader's batshit theories? They did follow it up with "there is no evidence to back this up" but isn't it about time we stopped amplifying the unmitigated bullshit?

Oh dear. It seems Dr. Oz’s company sells Trump‘s big autism cure. What a crazy happenstance.

And he’s back ... After ”thoughtful conversations” with Jimmy Kimmel, Disney decided his show will return on Tuesday.

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Monday me time ♥️

To me this is actually an autumn song because they sing about autumn leaves falling, the pain of saying good bye & saying that they'll remember summer days with the person they're leaving. Anyway, it's one of the prettiest songs ever to hit the charts, so here's 2:33 of loveliness for you.

Make great actually mean great again. Great!

Seriously how hard is it to say “This is an outrageous attack on our friends and neighbours who are in this country legally and have followed all the rules to get settled status, who are valued members of our communities, get to fuck frog-face”?

I have given myself a roast spud-related injury, but I will not let it stop me cooking roast spuds tonight.

Sunday roast spuds 🤗

Lib Dems: We have 12x Reform's MPs, can we have the same coverage? BBC: But Reform has 2x your poll rating. If there were an election tomorrow, they'd be running the country. Lib Dems: So you're putting their people and policies under scrutiny, right? BBC: Lib Dems: Right?

Lovely sunny afternoon out and about in St Albans 😊☀️🌞

The Full Motty

Rheumatoid Arthritis leaves me in a lot of pain in winter, and I often find excuses to avoid going out. Yesterday, I bought a secondhand sheepskin coat, so now I can say I shan't be venturing outdoors as I look like a 70s football manager... 🤣

Saturday night roast spuds 🤗

Be nice when calling.

Subcontractor after subcontractor to keep the hands of the people making money out of it clean. RIP Victor Hugo Pereira Vargas and sorry you were failed so badly. www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home...

Friday night roast spuds 🤗

Made the most of today's sunny weather by hanging my laundry outside to dry. I'm living life to the full.

Tomorrow's front page 📰 Is sharing this image a crime?

We are witnessing a swift and sweeping consolidation of media (traditional and social) into the hands of a small number of billionaires who are actively aligned/aligning (both via free will and coercion) with Trump and his right wing political party. This is (I’ll say it) a fascist project.

if only there had been like, literally fifty straight years of very clear warnings about this exact thing from countless global and domestic media academics

I think we need an explanation of why Yvette Cooper stood up against Trump on his last state visit and said he was a danger to women, and now she welcomes the convicted felon and rapist to our country!. Am I the only one?

Like Starmer, Badenoch missing an open political goal. And also like Starmer, she is trying to win over voters who will never vote for her.

The right wing billionaires are soon going to control almost every single major media outlet.

One of these rich dudes invested in a food company with all proceeds going to kids in need. The other started Sundance Institute, boosting the lives of countless artists. Hey modern rich dudes, don't be a typical greedy AI crypto-prick, be like these two.

So much for Trump pivoting on Ukraine

As Trump embarks today on his second state visit to the U.K., demonstrators have spread an enormous banner across a lawn outside Windsor Castle—where King Charles III is set to host him. trib.al/vxRzOz4

To “celebrate” Trump’s UK visit this week, protesters revealed what is thought to be the biggest picture of Trump and Epstein in the world. Don’t forget to subscribe: www.dworkinsubstack.com/subscribe

It would be hilarious if the bluesky people rolled out a tik tok clone ready to go just as the new app launches