"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk

Things you love to see for $1000, Alex.

(From the fucking burbs of Colorado) LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Oh no

The bullpens running in is always the funniest part

Vlad Jr. is a baaaaaad MFer

Utah is playing chess and Colorado is biting each piece to check if it's made out of chocolate

What in the holy fuck is with these high school-ass uniforms, Buffs? JFC.

Mr. Jones by Counting Crows will be forever loved. It came on at the grocery store and so many people were quietly singing along to themselves. Not to be cringely earnest, but it was kind of a fun moment.

and another thing: he’s not mad. please don’t put it in the newspaper that he got mad.

[Me, visibly frustrated because I keep forgetting we recently installed child locks on all our cabinets and drawers] Who says I’m mad? I’m not mad!

Just gonna put it out there: Deion steps down at the end of the season due to health issues and the Buffs hire James Franklin 🔮

One of my favorite football plays is when the pocket is collapsing and you think the QB is going to just dart out and scramble but instead some offensive lineman just suddenly swallows him up.

HARDEST PHOTO OF 2025 JUST DROPPED

Imagine having any sort of belief in Colorado Buffaloes football.

Before I die I would like to be in one bench clearing brawl.

Colorado football is BACK

There can’t be any gun restrictions because we have to protect against federal government tyranny, and if kids get shot we just have to live with it. Also the President can send troops to cities because the federal government can do whatever it wants. These two ideas are consistent and reasonable.

Saw a grizzly bear at the zoo today and I dunno man… #blessed

• Mamdani is not in the country illegally • He does not have any connection to 9/11 or jihadist terrorism • Mamdani hasn’t actually said or done anything antisemitic • He did not call to ‘globalize the intifada’ • He’s not a communist

congrats to riley gaines

It is 1990. I am 5 years old. The US is bombing the Middle East. A Republican is president. It is 2003. I am 17 years old. The US is bombing the Middle East. A Republican is president. It is 2025. I am 40 years old. The US is bombing the Middle East. A Republican is president.

Idk man but when the administration that tried to reject humanitarian aid for Los Angeles when it was burning tries to justify their illegal military occupation by saying they aren’t going to let LA burn it kinda sounds like bullshit

At the ICE raid and subsequent community resistance in Paramount, California this morning, this skater kid ate dozens of munitions from Border Patrol agents, walked away slowly and flipped them off.

I feel bad for our country. But this is tremendous content

Trump competing with the Colorado Rockies for the most losses in the month of May

Devastated to report that after doing what I thought was a pretty solid Bob Dylan impression, my wife simply looked at me, pursed her lips, and shook her head silently

Love it! ☠️☠️☠️

Republican mayor of Omaha Nebraska, who campaigned heavily on anti-trans bathroom bullshit, going down in flames you love to see it

The president has covered the Oval Office in gold, is planning a massive military parade for his birthday, and is now accepting $400,000,000 luxury planes from foreign powers as personal presents. What the fuck are we doing here?

Not the point, obv, but is this what 39 looks like?! I’m 39! Is this what people see when they look at me?!

Cassocks are red Conclaves are dope Wake up babe we got a

Brutal. Goddamnit Avs.

AMERICA: we want more babies ALSO AMERICA: but not those babies

Read this too fast as animal *conversation* and thought now this is a story!

At this rate I’m going to be drafted before Shedeur Sanders 😬

Walz: If you say you love freedom but you don't believe freedom is for everybody, then the thing you love is not freedom, it is privilege.

Legit the best thing any Dem has done to date in response to Trump and it happened because he cared more about serving his constituents than public polling about immigration.

Oh my god you want me to find "evidence" before putting someone in jail? Every time?? Do you have any idea how long that would take

Rory!!!

Neguse! Love it.

At least let us bet on the motherf***er

check this shit out motherfucker (i impose tariffs on every country in the world and tank the economy, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do)

We simply had to intentionally destroy the world’s strongest economy while dismantling our scientific and educational infrastructure to ensure that a team with a trans girl would never finish second place in the Mountain West volleyball standings again

every time Elon suffers my health replenishes like Link in a fairy fountain

Strom Thurmond and Elon both taking an L on the same day is a hell of a white supremacy bankshot