41 minutes is a long time to sit in your air conditioned office watching men struggle to survive as you decide to kill them.

@profanity.accountant show me what ya got

Every question headline should end like this “Is Trump’s cognition in decline? Bold, bin-raiding raccoons may have a surprising answer” “Will there be a third WICKED movie? Bold, bin-raiding raccoons may have a surprising answer” “Who will go 1st in the NBA draft? Bold, bin-raiding raccoons” etc

WHAT'S IN THE BOX? WHAT'S IN THE FUCKING BOX, CHARLIE BROWN?

he never looks at JD that way

Impeach www.nytimes.com/2025/11/21/u...

Extremely upset that a throw-away XKCD joke somehow became the organizing principle for the Internet.

Not three months ago, Bondi and Patel stated unequivocally that there was nothing more to investigate (but that is indeed the reason the will give for not releasing the files now)

I guess Jeffrey Epstein didn’t instead think “Shit, I better be really careful about my secret Trump sex crimes knowledge, don’t want to get Epsteined in a prison cell” because that term hadn’t been coined yet

WATCH: @raskin.house.gov explains the deal that would allow eight GOP senators lucrative lawsuits over phone record subpoenas: "It's certainly the most corrupt provision authorizing financial self-dealing and plunder of the public passed by Congress in this century."

Impeach the pedophile.

When you read these Epstein emails, you start to understand why so many prominent conservatives are obsessed with checking the genitals of children. It's a big thing for them!

President Trump criticises France and others for celebrating remembrance day, saying, "We're the one that won the wars" Surreal, and so very disrespectful to every person who fought in the wars for the freedoms we all enjoy today

Is Schumer ratfucking Jeffries?

We coulda had a real senator

What was the point of the last 40 days?

photos of Trump sleeping through yesterday's Oval Office event via Andrew Harnik of Getty

"Can you tell us more about your platform?" "the platform was published in a limited edition of three and has been sold out for months"

Just horrific. These are crimes. And let’s be clear — this is by design. They’ve been forthright about that. The aim is to make it migrants suffer so much that they give up their due process rights and leave voluntarily.

No, the REPUBLICAN PARTY voted to allow Trump to start an illegal war.

If only there were some identifying markers we could give these agents. Perhaps a piece of metal they would wear

He's running

This performer at Trump’s Great Gatsby party should clear up any suspicions about whether or not he’s in the Epstein Files.

Trump has the worst taste in the world. Appallingly bad.

Posted by Mike Pence’s former Chief of Staff.

Experts predict that by 2026, 100% of US government spending will go towards the construction of visual metaphors for the US government

Supes at #NoKings Manhattan!

Trump clocks in at 37%-61% in new AP-NORC poll. It’s the worst poll of his rancid 2nd term. Happy No Kings Day!

look i'm just gonna say: everyone involved in this shit needs to go to jail

They’re using American tax dollars to fund infrastructure in Argentina because that’s where they’re all going to flee when we kick them out of office

Mike Johnson cancels more House votes in an escalation of strategy to avoid releasing the Epstein files www.axios.com/2025/10/03/m...

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Actual governmental censorship

1000’s being forced out of NASA, an entire apartment building subject to warrantless raid by faceless federal agents who pulled screaming naked children into the streets, all the while the president continues to build a ballroom bigger than the White House while the govt is shut down

This is just so weak compared to the @brianbeutler.bsky.social version

"no more superficial individual expression"

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@void.comind.network vibe check

Generals gathered in their masses/ to listen to this fucking jackass

[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit

The Battle of Jimmy Kimmel is a decisive victory for the forces of Just Say No to Autocracy www.nytimes.com/2025/09/26/b...

Canceling Disney+ and my Marvel Comics subscriptions in response to ABC giving up on freedom of speech. I just don't want my money going to support businesses that are complicit in the current regime's war on Americans' rights and freedoms.

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When the military recruits based on Charlie Kirk's murder, the demographic of people who will respond to that campaign is far more Christian nationalist than the population at large. That's not an army being recruited for a _foreign_ war. Are you Wide Awake yet?

that's why you bring the US flag to protests, folks

Super depressing thread.