trans visibility week should be a paid holiday for all trans people not accepting any arguments to the contrary unless u cashapp me $20

Picard and Q-Tip at El Segundo

AI sitcom accidentally a Lynchian fever dream. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and insane lament.

viola is the highest register any string instrument needs to be, violin is just some bullshit for dogs

someday I will hear a bar band play folsom prison blues correctly

they only give us pieces of candy because they don't want us to imagine what we could do with an entire candy

31 year old soc: hey remember that dream you had of playing drums in a punk band and having a home recording studio? 13 year old soc: oh my god really??? 31: yep! also you have boobs now 13: [xbox live slurs] 31: you don't get to say that yet but just wait!

real shitposters only use lower case because we are anti-capitalism

Me hitting the trans mode buttons until my tits get even bigger

Today is my 1 year transiversary🏳️‍⚧️🖤!! I'm doing plenty of fun stuff to celebrate, but also I wanted to drop the digital release of my zine! Check it out if you like doing gay stuff or just want to support me doing more writing! arcwalker.itch.io/how-to-do-ga...

I had a dream that I was watching Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives and a cop walks into the restaurant only to be immediately kicked out by the owner for being a cop. As the cop was storming out he was grumbling like "I hope the food is f***ing good"

It’s kinda lame to be a trans woman with Alexandria’s Genesis because the purple eyes are cool but like I already don’t get periods so it feels like a real waste??

Bruh

Went to ihop drunk at 4am and asked them to make the pancakes Evil. Maybe one of the best escapades I’ve Ever been on LMFAOOOOO

Sweeney Todd is so funny. Gets his revenge on the man who ruined his life, sings to his razor “rest now my friend… rest now forever” and then less than 90 seconds later he immediately tries to kill someone else

i love being in the studio so fucking much i love making music with my friends i love playing drums and learning guitar

losing my shit at tom clancy's daughter immediately setting this to her banner after seeing it

trans

the exact ones I borrowed are mine now, muahahaha

rewatching the entire hbomberguy plagiarism video just so I can cry at the end when he says "I'm proud of us.. yeah I guess that's the word, isn't it?"

This meeting could have been a homoerotic duel.

(frozone voice) "where are my wedding jorts"? @aububuh.bsky.social

my thick thighs save lives... but who will save them

recorded live in front of a studio audience at the Hillsboro Buc-ee's

David Dastmalchian is only four awards away from EGOT status!

I suppose it is

Amen break whenever Mario vibrates extremely rapidly while emitting a barrage of "ha", "hoo", and "hmm" soundbites

This thing has too many notes on it

Kalamata olives are sanguine but black olives are phlegmatic

Wow, so many great-looking new Bob Dylan books coming out every day, how will I ever choose…

Anthony Fantano is not on this website and can no longer steal my intellectual property… yes…

some shots from @aububuh.bsky.social in her studio today, working on my @cheekface.bsky.social charity cover of s.t.o.p.b.e.l.i.e.v.i.n.g. recording to a tascam portastudio 414 on cassette :3

It's OK, nevermind, I remembered that the work waits, I'm alive at last, and full of joy.

is sex and the city just straight dykes to watch out for?

there is a 10ft tall freestanding cardboard display of this poster in the biollante practice house and it feels like she makes eye contact with me some im drumming

In the future, all soundboards will just be one button that says "Make the mix good" and if you press it the venue explodes.

Finally I created a perfect blend of Popeye and Donald Duck:

Masterlist of Nu Metal Dudes Having Respiratory Issues

Jazz feels like cheating but y'know Miles Davis - gonna go with Dark Magus Duke Ellington - Duke Ellington & John Coltrane Pharoah Sanders - Promises Wayne Shorter - Without a Net

filmore semen hoffer filmography

I like in smooth when rob thomas says "like seven ninjas in the midday sun" or whatever

okay who designed this graphic, I would like to have a word

My kingdom to be Demi Moore's dog

proper drum names for any new drummers! #diysky picture cred @teas.soccer

I think they should have stayed the dixie chicks but become a disposable cup themed band. maybe write a song about proper recycling