I keep thinking about this Alex Ross painting of The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen that is, for some reason, also the cast of 30 Rock

hey john. its your cousin marvin. marvin cage! you know that new sound youve been looking for? well listen to this *hangs up phone*

after months of work, we are proud to release biollante's debut album Wither n' Bloom

this thursday, my band Biollante will be playing a combined album release and farewell show as our two guitarists leave for chicago in two weeks if u are able to attend the show in denton, tx, id love to see u there <3 if not, ill share the album and any recordings we get from the show <3 cttfs

Pork Tenderlork

IT IS TIME. WORLD CUP. USA VS. AUSTRALIA

why is this stupid song making me cry

Paramount+ wanted to use the image on the left as a poster for the wrath of Khan, so they used everyone's least favorite technology to generate the rest of the image.

odysseus doesn't like sara lee

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.

Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)

toilet a at 1:30's fundamentals were a mess and it got exposed. not sure why anyone's surprised. you can't have footwork like that and expect to win in this league

"live" (pre-recorded) on kuzu.fm with @aububuh.bsky.social now!! hosting from an airplane

my sharona has a first name, it's myyyy-ayyy-ayyy-ayyyy

I dreamt of the beach (1/4)

SLS, NASA's Moon rocket 🌙🚀

my favourite instrument? hmm probably the studio

“I’m sorry, children, but Michael and I are getting a divorce. You’ll have to get used to seeing me and the Godfather part too.”

in biollante we use discord polls for roll call of who's available for practice/gigs/recording since our lineup is inherently and deliberately flexible u do have to vote for rick beato if u can't make it to the thing tho which feels fitting

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

is pee short for piss?

the dreaming is still so good but I think I might be a hounds of love girlie after all. the dreaming just doesn't make me sob like that

on a lark I started reading lord of the rings....so interesting to see all the characters from the books that never made it to the movies... where would Sam be if not for "the quick duck"....

thinking wistfully about a vintage cuisinart food processor

she palp on my tine until I somehow return

school anti-bouillon campaign

I recorded this! it's pretty sick!

illustration, official u.s. playstation magazine (2000) archive.org/details/offi...

1993

ball and chain mixing going well

baby corn is fucked up never even got to adulthood and we're celebrating for sale, corn shoes, never worn

baby corn is like veal for vegetarians

i did my best takes today with the cat ears on :3

trying to convince my friend that there really was a nintendo DS launch title called “Penn & Teller’s Shithead Basketball”

How come so many creators are able to master the multidisciplinary skills of lighting, composition, exposure, lens choice for their image…. and then for sound it’s just “I’ll talk into this DJI pack 3mm from my mouth & run it through a ‘Kill Noise Make Loud!’ preset at default settings”?

IT'S OUT!!! cheekface community charity cover comp! track 4 first solo track, first time singing ever on recording track 16 collab with @rubylikethegem.bsky.social and track 17 my band biollante, 1/2 drummers (and cackling at the end :3) cheekcordcharitycomp.bandcamp.com/album/a-form...

snapple is good because it tastes like cyanide

got three tracks on this! solo track (with lead vocals aaaa) collab project mashup (everything but lead) and a biollante arrangement thank u @aububuh.bsky.social for all the production work

seven years :3

Transgender awareness week is over, you are unaware that you are transgender

trans visibility week should be a paid holiday for all trans people not accepting any arguments to the contrary unless u cashapp me $20

Picard and Q-Tip at El Segundo

AI sitcom accidentally a Lynchian fever dream. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and insane lament.

viola is the highest register any string instrument needs to be, violin is just some bullshit for dogs

someday I will hear a bar band play folsom prison blues correctly

they only give us pieces of candy because they don't want us to imagine what we could do with an entire candy

31 year old soc: hey remember that dream you had of playing drums in a punk band and having a home recording studio? 13 year old soc: oh my god really??? 31: yep! also you have boobs now 13: [xbox live slurs] 31: you don't get to say that yet but just wait!