saying w comms bc he asked me to play with the balls

can a red lobster boy and a footlocker girl really fall in love in this age

three leech cake? what is this jackass two

cars r weird

squeezing out a lōd on the bathroom floor of this Sizzler

capitalist always be like “competition breeds” ummm ok?

sour creaming onion

fist fucking a quiznos sub and losing

she asked what i wanted for pi day and i said cicis unlimited buffet and a foot job

mmo character named windows defender

when you say something so ecopog and forrestpilled that your coworker hits you with the coal lobby stare

saying yes to "is anyone on board a doctor" but they don't know I'm doctor credit card

is pee short for piss?

had a cheeky little hot dog 😛

swag

making like a tree and exploding bc i got too cold

pink pwny club

jackass 2 is fetish porn, jackass 3? not so much...

why does it cost the same price to buy one newspaper or buy every copy of a newspaper why wouldn't people just buy every newspaper every time

white collar weed or blue collar ween?

guyssss i can’t find a punch line to our onion ring joke and they’re starting to get mad at me :(

hawk tuah

new hit book, if you give a worm a can, reaches record breaking 3 sales

chipotle just be selling ingredients for real pulling up to chipotle like "yeah can I get some ingredients" and they sell them to you

no it’s fine i just didn’t think you’d take swan song

guy who’s trying to main mid tier foods: no dude you don’t get it the tuna sub goes crazy with some Squirt the grapefruit soda

slide on your block like a pibby glitch

sorry for no post today my stomach hurt :(

we just got the game spot rating back on your balls, i’m sorry I don’t think we can be friends anymore

they won’t tell you this, but there’s a dichotomy between gifs in which every gif is either white woman posting or deranged schizoid

if you see these at the gas station do not buy them!!! you can not win big bucks!!!!

no you don’t get it i’m actually blessed by the narrative so it’s fine for me to get the roller dog

just lost 30 bucks on scratchers

who up!!! hashtag yupppp

welcome back to cbt hate hour, in today's edition

who wants to do whippits

when you get the dry handjob in the margatrivalle

ate the eggs that make you burp :(

things to ask your SO before going on a hero’s journey, ok but what if i accepted the call do you think i should start my strava now or when i reach the unknown should i fail do you think i’d make a good martyr what’s for dinner

when they’re trying to fuck but you’re low time so you pull out the safety quip

smoking that shit that made Pontiac Aztec

they’re roasting my ass in 24/7 resort because i can’t do a J turn, fuck my united states life

they should have an option at mcdonald's where it's cheaper but you have to cook it yourself

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