Upholders of Diarrhea Thought: John Brown Martin Luther Thomas Pynchon Allan Holdsworth Sonny Sharrock Buckminster Fuller

Diarrhea

Does Sisyphus carry his poop down the hill in little bags and throw it away every time he falls down it or does he just leave it up there nasty-style like they do on Everest?

Yakub ColLiar

Pork Tenderlork

I had a dream about Nasty Kevin and woke up in a cold sweat to hug my dogs

I will say this particular app makes me want to kill myself a lot less

Coors Light at a Texas wedding is so fucking epic oh my god

online """leftists""", 2025: your behavior is counterrevolutionary if you do anything but eat crackers and drink rainwater in an empty room. even if others think you deserve better and want to use their labor to enrich your life marx, 1840: dear engels, sorry your mom died also i need beer money

I’m being so fucking nice by not doxxing this wedding even though they’re going to make me dress up while they serve me catered Chik Fil-A for dinner

Nobody is doing this shit like me. Nobody is taking 3 shits with blood in them in a row and going to pick up farmer’s market garlic plates.

Powerwashing my cock off and driving my mower on the train tracks with Mad Dog in my hand

SJÄMSÅRA

They can’t be trusted, unlike the guy who let the air out of his female subordinate’s tires so she’d have to get a ride home with him and he could make a pass at her.

I’m back whores

This is the worst app

Steve McQueen perfect album no notes

I am undefeated.

There’s an episode of Saiki K on Netflix that 100% apes What a Fool Believes and I freaked out when I saw it

Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla fight… that’s that shit that got me into kaiju

I swear to god dude if you were here right now we would game

They shot a Grumpiest Oldest Men film where Matthau and Lemmon pound randos in the mouth but it’s sealed in the WB water tower and the Animaniacs have worn out all the reels

Saying capitalism doesn’t “meaningfully exist” and calling other people retarded. We are dealing… with a philosopher king.

What do you do? What have you ever done?

Bloons Tower Defense 6 is better than any game since Elden Ring and honestly most games before then.

When I realized people were roasting me for killing my kid I decided it was better that they were not around for all that

Who gives a fuck friday

Popping gas station dick pills and playing Bloons Tower Defense 6. The kids call this “getting nice”.

If Men at Work were French in October 1415: Who can it be shooting at my corps? English They’re winning Agincourt

I am going to do it

Such an insane paragraph. Maybe the most insane paragraph I’ve read on Wikipedia.

Die

the technocrat ruling class is dismantling anything and everything remotely good and looting the country’s resources down to its bones. but kasso, the japanese tv game show that combines skateboarding and takeshi’s castle, has been releasing full episodes on youtube. so maybe it’s not all so bad

tfw u forget to swtich to your burner

10 years gone but never forgotten. Here's the story behind the Oblivion mod Terry Pratchett worked on.

I am on the precipice of doing it (bad)

green bell pepper people (righteous, honorable) are locked in a state of perpetual warfare against all other bell pepper people

You are a fucking idiot and I will shit inside of you

Steve Harvey is the last great American metrosexual.

I fuck with it

🕳️ #VanishingCulture arstechnica.com/gadgets/2025...

I think it’s really messed up how openly and flagrantly Sebulba cheated in the Boonta Eve Classic. Just made it absolutely clear that there’s no integrity left in the game.

Has Jacob Collier ever washed his hair in his entire fucking life?

ME: MY DOG: *gagging noises*

Rydeen by Yellow Magic Orchestra is like one of 3 songs I would ever do cocaine to

Imagine being given the name “Randy California” by Jimi Hendrix AND THEN writing a song that gets stolen by Led Zeppelin and becomes Stairway to Heaven AND THEN dying saving your son’s life by pulling him from a riptide.

My name is Joss Cuervo

Huge Gene Hackman head. Unbelievable sadness today

Kicked a soccer ball more athletically than I’m used to and fucked up my knee