This is the worst app

Steve McQueen perfect album no notes

I am undefeated.

There’s an episode of Saiki K on Netflix that 100% apes What a Fool Believes and I freaked out when I saw it

Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla fight… that’s that shit that got me into kaiju

I swear to god dude if you were here right now we would game

They shot a Grumpiest Oldest Men film where Matthau and Lemmon pound randos in the mouth but it’s sealed in the WB water tower and the Animaniacs have worn out all the reels

Saying capitalism doesn’t “meaningfully exist” and calling other people retarded. We are dealing… with a philosopher king.

What do you do? What have you ever done?

Bloons Tower Defense 6 is better than any game since Elden Ring and honestly most games before then.

When I realized people were roasting me for killing my kid I decided it was better that they were not around for all that

Who gives a fuck friday

Popping gas station dick pills and playing Bloons Tower Defense 6. The kids call this “getting nice”.

If Men at Work were French in October 1415: Who can it be shooting at my corps? English They’re winning Agincourt

I am going to do it

Such an insane paragraph. Maybe the most insane paragraph I’ve read on Wikipedia.

Die

the technocrat ruling class is dismantling anything and everything remotely good and looting the country’s resources down to its bones. but kasso, the japanese tv game show that combines skateboarding and takeshi’s castle, has been releasing full episodes on youtube. so maybe it’s not all so bad

tfw u forget to swtich to your burner

10 years gone but never forgotten. Here's the story behind the Oblivion mod Terry Pratchett worked on.

I am on the precipice of doing it (bad)

green bell pepper people (righteous, honorable) are locked in a state of perpetual warfare against all other bell pepper people

You are a fucking idiot and I will shit inside of you

Steve Harvey is the last great American metrosexual.

I fuck with it

🕳️ #VanishingCulture arstechnica.com/gadgets/2025...

I think it’s really messed up how openly and flagrantly Sebulba cheated in the Boonta Eve Classic. Just made it absolutely clear that there’s no integrity left in the game.

Has Jacob Collier ever washed his hair in his entire fucking life?

ME: MY DOG: *gagging noises*

Rydeen by Yellow Magic Orchestra is like one of 3 songs I would ever do cocaine to

Imagine being given the name “Randy California” by Jimi Hendrix AND THEN writing a song that gets stolen by Led Zeppelin and becomes Stairway to Heaven AND THEN dying saving your son’s life by pulling him from a riptide.

My name is Joss Cuervo

Huge Gene Hackman head. Unbelievable sadness today

Kicked a soccer ball more athletically than I’m used to and fucked up my knee

Can’t quote tweet this for some reason. Hmm…

I think the worse the world gets, the more thankful I am for my wife. I feel like I’ll be able to stay brave, even when the winds of the mushroom clouds are coming for us, as long as she’s by my side

the only king I'll acknowledge

every night before bed i pass a hulu hoop over the bodies of my family to make sure they aren't being puppeted on invisible wires by the Shadow Creatures

*Robert Pollard voice* 🎵This is called a coming of age Reading on a book called the Velveteen Rabbit🎵

Dukie Renaissance

No, it’s not cool that they’re doing a Sinéad O’Connor “tribute” on SNL. They banned her for life. And she was right all along. Some of us appreciated her when she was still here. This is weak.

(explaining bugs bunny to a girl) ok the thing you gotta know about this guy is hes basically never serious. He is always clowning on others

Wallace and Gromit welding panels to dozer, filling them with cement

We don’t hear much about the West Pole, where Cowboy Santa lives. Probably because of all the people he’s shot

I need a continental breakfast that will knock my dick in the dirt

Fender turdocaster. A guitar made of shit. $1299

“George Mallory died on Qomolangma” “Who’s George Ma-“ “Qomolangma balls”

Got into an awesome car accident with a guy who is uninsured! I love this country! I love Texas in particular!