late for the party is but as cute as ever @valiumsadfemme.bsky.social #goblin #mspaint #cute

I respect bitches so much it hurts 🥲

Art by LukaArts: twitter.com/Luuka_Arts

If you’re not advocating for a socialist transformation of society I don’t actually care to hear about how everyone should be non violent because you don’t even believe that. You believe in the grotesque violence of capitalism. You have just accepted it and normalized it.

I'm so lucky 😭❤️

Estrogen didnt make me look like a usual woman, it made me a permatwink final fantasy guy with titties and ass, but that's still pretty cool.

Do NOT shift into the Porter Robinson universe, he is EXTREMELY Acephobic.

My dear Subscribers: very soon Bluesky Staff will have me abducted to their Secret Base at the equator, where I will be Tortured and executed, my corpse fed to a volcano. If you wish to continue to receive my updates PLEASE like and share so Bluesky Staff knows I am beloved. The volcano has no Mind.

TEENS: (walk into medical exam room) ME: This room is empty except for me. DOCTOR: (behind glass) Fascinating. He's teenblind. He is effectively blind to the physical presence of teens. ME: The show Scooby Doo is about a scared dog who lives alone in a car.

*laughing gaily at first* the duke? he would never do such a thing. *my smile begins to fade and my brow to furrow* for he has shown such gracious manners, and has granted me his assurances in private

world war one was a failed attempt to establish herd immunity to machine guns

mfers was really named walmarticus back then, died at 33 in the great mall goth war

"disabled" "leftist": I have exploding bone disorder, my bones are constantly exploding! REAL leftist: Can you Please do the dishes, it's YOUR turn! If you would read lenin. sign my petition.

she cleaned everywhere except her balls for the whole year in preparation for burning man festival. her much younger gf postponed their immigration wedding and lied about the reason saying she had corongivirus

It makes you feel great! It's like having a bucket of ice water thrown on your face. And when you're done, well.. you can't go back to being normal..

Greetings new defectors! Welcome to "La Resistance"!!! I get it; you had more followers on The App That Must Not Be Named but HE was just too much. Well now you're here! What joy! There's just a couple things you should know as you're getting cozy in the 'sky: 1) Drive into a brick wall at 90mph

NEEEOOOOO WAKE UP FROM YOUR COMFY BLUESKY AND TASTY BURGERS YOU'RE A HUMAN BATTERY NEO COME LIVE IN A CAVE WITH US AND EAT PORRIDGE SLOP

Me, messaging my friend: Hey, are you free? :) Daryl on Facebook: none of us are free...

elon musk in one week : uhhhh i'm actually plural and adrian is my headmate . ur being rly problematic rn :/

faildaughter [horny]

Anarchists be like: Democracy is a failed project, what we really need is more Democracy. Sorry Anarchildren, you're never going to recover from that one, It's called Dictatorship of the proletariat.. If only you would read Melanin.

walking into a crowded bathroom and loudly stating “long time no pee”

DJ: can y’all feel the noise? ME: *shouting over club music* I’M NOT SURE I’VE EVER REALLY FELT ANYTHING

every once in awhile a person of online renown reveals that they have sexual thoughts and the internet collectively decides they're a criminal

how i wanna spend next christmas 👇

ummm hey me and the other crabs in the bucket have noticed that ur actually getting near the top. and like sorry but that's lowkey problematic :/ bc like we'll still be in the bucket :(( sooo yeah if u could maybe take accountability and get back in the bucket

being gangstalked by pixies, gnomes, and other nature spirits

softblocking an asexual by snorting cocaine off a shapeshifter's pussy

"AMAB x AFAB dynamic is so underrated" he says. Before I can react a strong wind blows my dress over my eyes. I struggle against the wind as I feel a finger enter my asshole.

"ENOUGH" screams Reddit Man, holding up his hands as if to command the world to stop, releasing a shockwave which crumbles all buildings around him as "Can You Feel My Heart" by "Bring Me The Horizon" plays..

call me assanova the way i quake

im becoming hypnotized to turn leabian by the bombshell mamacita on the wendys sign

*twerking* I see you haven't denied your lust for my body in Buddha's honor..

"Support Vi works in Emerald" Yeah and i'm Poop Man McChucklefuck..

my grandson send me this,, what does it mean?

your trying to tell me theres people dying in Panarama or whatever meanwhile I'm mewing under my covid mask

Lady Yoona, Evangelion ishn't just an animamay, ish my life documomentary..