@how2wrestling.bsky.social #how2randyorton Orton is the only wrestler I have seen in the wild. I do real estate research in St. Louis and around 2014 did a double take at a guy getting his mail at a cul de sac. I was not sure it was him because he was wearing a long sleeved shirt and had pants on.

What fresh hell is this? Dude, my hell went stale back in September.

You might think that Frodo and Sam’s relationship is hella gay but Tolkien actually based it on the British WWI practice of gentlemen officers having ‘Batmen’ assigned to them to act as valets and servants in the military. Which often led to a lot of hella gay stuff.

My favorite bit of classic fantasy writing is Conan freaking out that the giant gorilla can see them through a window and the owner of the house explains that it is actually a series of mirrors reflecting the image from another room and Conan just nods and thinks “the foulest of magics” to himself.

Middlemarch is so good, guys. Plus, if you start reading on New Years Day that is how long it will take you to read it.

He was never going to build his tunnels. There will be no hyper loop. He could not save a dozen kids. His cars go up in flames. His brain chips make monkeys suicidal. He cannot comprehend loving & supportive fatherhood. The motherfucker can’t even Post A Banger. He is the monorail man.

This New Years I’m single and terrified to mingle because of a mix of depression and social anxiety.

The jump from John Harrison’s H3 chronometer to the H4 handheld version is the closest humanity has come to the sci-fi trope of an inventor stealing technology from the future or a parallel dimension. If you ever go to Greenwich check them out. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Ha...

Carter has passed. An accomplished man. A brilliant legacy. Although for many of us he died years ago when he refused to condemn, gamer gate

Just checking out the shattered legendary sword that once struck down great evil on the eve of a quest to battle that great evil again and managed to cut myself with it before dropping it on the floor. Wonder if that’s an omen of some kind.

Someone with a Back the Blue ‘ACAJ’ license plate keeps parking at a restaurant near my house and yes all cops are Jerks. Jackasses? Jittery? The answer is probably ‘justified’ which is terrifying unaccountability.

Kind of interesting that Google has simply stopped being embarrassed by this sort of thing

If you are a teacher, you do not know the status of your students. Really, you don't. Haven't got a clue, move along, officer.

The ten year anniversary is coming up of the day I was working in a Washington U computer lab and a guy student a few seats down was telling a girl about this music group that nobody cared about at the time but wound up appreciated years later. Radiohead, you’ve probably never heard of them.

Al Swearengen-ass push alert

A quick test to see if your immigration policy is morally bankrupt is whether it would lead to deporting Superman.

“I’m not white but I never thought the white nationalists would be racist toward *me* “

I feel like the glory of America will truly reach its zenith at the Trump inauguration where Elon and Laura Loomer will get into a slap fight on the White House lawn as Finger Eleven performs their hit 2007 song Paralyzer

It is pretty funny that “Elon being in Government” is already imploding and he’s been at the job for negative 30 days

It’s a crime that BANDAI NAMCO does not market little plastic Prince of the Cosmos to stick next to big snowballs you stick junk onto.

If you are at all serious about wanting to identify and stop The Hamburglar I would start with suspects who are lactose intolerant as there has been no recorded instance of Cheeseburglary

“I am so glad I did not read any spoilers for this Legend of Zelda LEGO set” is such a strange thing to have in my brain.

You say you never compromise with the mystery tramp, but now you realize he's not selling any alibis. As you stare into the vacuum of his eyes and say “Do you want to make a deal?” To make a deal turn to page 16 To not make a deal turn to page 43

Guys, the Zelda Lego Great Deku Tree set has Hestu in it… with little maracas that will rattle if you shake him.

I always think of the creation and release of Bluesky by Twitter right before Musk took over is the social media equivalent of Jor-El shooting his son off the exploding planet and hoping he makes to safety.

Hey, as someone setting out on a quixotic writing project about a massive work of literature, here’s some free advice for others considering the same- DO NOT read/reread Middlemarch a few months in. Casaubon will haunt your dreams. www.britannica.com/topic/Edward...

Chip Zdarsky is a Canadian national treasure for many reasons but I will always treasure his discovery of Mary Shelley’s edited version of Frankenstein.

Good Trump rule of thumb is to try to think of the dumbest explanation imaginable and make that your working hypothesis

the Perfect Joke #20 I thought that Taskmaster could never top the Joe Wilkinson Potato incident but the they do “Write and Perform a Song for a Stranger” in season 5 and some things are just too great for this world of ours. youtu.be/emz6GVWvJlo?...

It’s really interesting to think what American comic book culture would be like if Frank Miller had not been mugged in early ‘80s New York City by the manga of Akira.

As I start my way too long writing project about manga I am finally going to fill in the gaping hole in my exposure to Japanese nerd culture. Let’s finally $&@#ing watch Akira.

Wait until you find out about The Marvels.

And as for Tiny Tim, who can NOT be bargained with, who can NOT be reasoned with, who does NOT feel pity or remorse or fear and who absolutely will NOT stop, ever, until you are dead

Balatro is a brilliant satire on how modern game publishers will take basic gameplay and make it impossible to win without continuous micro-transactions and dear god why am I still playing after clearing almost everything this is why I never drank in high school because i knew it would end like this

Is there a way to return a game to the Nintendo eShop? I don’t want money back or anything I just need a way to not be able to redownload Balatro in moments of weakness. I have only 16 stakes left across five of the decks and I wish I did not know exactly what that meant.

Scrooge: You there, boy! What day is it? ChatGPT: Days were invented by the Druids in 1974

It’s actually a great feeling to come back to a social media site after a few months, see likes on random jokes I made and have a chuckle at my own dumb jokes. “Angelo Zanola, easily amused by his own antics…”

The perfect joke #31 Happy Fun Ball Commercial, Saturday Night Live, February 16, 1991 Jack Handey and Phil Hartman youtu.be/GmqeZl8OI2M?...

Trump/Vance 2024 would like you to know that anything you hear about today’s campaign event at a Pittsburgh Humane Society is just a fake media narrative, the employees involved were experiencing a mental health issue and it should not matter anyway because you can just wash the bloodstains off.

It would be extremely embarrassing to lose to Donald Trump this time since his campaign is doing everything wrong and even inventing new things to do wrong

It's not even 1 PM and already today the Army has put out a statement chastising the Trump campaign and JD Vance has been repeatedly booed by firefighters.

Say it with me: they have nothing.

unbelievable. a right-wing donor and member of the board of visitors has basically pressured UVA into suspending the University Guide Service, a highly-regarded student org that runs tours, because it tells prospective students and their parents that Jefferson was a slaveholder.

There’s a restaurant across the street and there is a car that parks there occasionally with a ‘blue lives matter’ personalized license plate that reads ACAJ and I have no idea what the J stands for. It’s not the obvious insults because of the plate branding. I hope it’s not ‘Justified’…

Nate Sliver makes every other Sliver on the battlefield slightly more insufferable.

The Trump campaign has released a statement about JD Vance getting booed

Well, I’m going to hop off for a few days. For the opposite reason I bounced after the debate. This time I’m feeling pretty damn good and don’t want to erode through jokes or the dumb media attempts to skew this momentum back down. Donate volunteer and double check your voter registrations. Night.

Daaaaaad

Man, the Idea of America is so great. And actual America is its best when it struggles to live up to the Idea, and not just pretend that it was already there back before ‘they’ ruined it for the real Americans. We need to always try to be More Perfect.