*sigh*

gumby was always saying this

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so basically: - psycho Louisiana AG threatens to use a failure-of-reconstruction era racist law to unseat the entire new orleans government - new orleans grand jury indicts her for this - governor promises pardon - special prosecutor replies roughly 'great well we'll need to convict her first'

You ever just look at somebody's post history and commit yourself to never going down that path

What do you mean "feels like 114°F"

roses are red, cheetahs are faster, surrender yourself to the almighty

Still thinking about Lindsay Ellis's video essay on romantasy and how one of her big frustrations with the genre is it uses a lot of monsterfucker tropes but the "monster" in romantasy is just some hot guy. :(((((

NOT NOW, SHARKS

This is the kind of silly edgelord stuff you say when you're in a group chat with 15 other people who all think they're Luthen Rael and haven't touched enough grass to know how you sound

The Flyer. 1/4

They made Kid Cuisine for grown men. There’s even a cowboy TV show tie-in

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If arguing with Zionist Jews online is making you so angry that you become okay with celebrations of atrocities, you need to reconsider your relationship to social media. This is childish bullshit and you should know better

how to oneshot 95% of media discourse

Btw this is the kind of stuff that happens when your discord friends start talking about how praising the 10/7 massacres was no big deal and you don't object. You end up creating scandals for yourself that you don't know how to respond to

If DSA actually wants us to believe that they don’t support antisemitism then it needs to start with disassociating themselves from this candidates in Wisconsin. If they can’t even do the bare minimum…

This Uyghur scholar says that as the Chinese government tries to destroy Uyghur culture in their homeland, the Uyghur people have to shift to a diasporic model of keeping culture alive - and cites Jewish history as a model for how to do this.

i know this is a meme but the actual answer is going out and doing things and being willing to talk to strangers

every job i see these days is like: LEAD CONTENT ANALYST, Puppy Killing Factory (remote). $350,000 - $500,000. You will edit our internal newsletter (circulation 500). Associate Editor, Nonprofits, Global Good Magazine (in office, NYC). $27,000 - $28,000. Lead ALL of our fundraising efforts!

Me, when the ER doc asks how many Apple TV remotes are in my ass:

Every once in a while I think about the forgotten Discourse Classics. Mine was the one about how there were no 40-year-old queers because they had all died in the 80s, posted at a time when the average 40-year-old would have been born in 1982

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Where are my fat handsome American men? I need you taftmaxxing now.

People who don't know DSA are overemphasizing internal schisms and people who do are underemphasizing them. For the former, DSA is not usually a reading group on the verge of splitting. For the latter, go ask why Iowa DSA chapters didn't do work during the 2020 primary on the forums

i'm a bit of a connoisseur-- a sommudlier if you will

"Listen, liberal" *loses staff job on AOC campaign in December 2027 because I got a bit too riled up over a primary campaign in a city I don't live in*

The head game must be craaaaazy

"You know what they call a rocket launcher in Paris?"

early 2000s Dragon Ball games were putting Broly in it like the stripper they hide inside the giant birthday cake

The Gen X drinking from the hose obsession is really odd

Three Oaks, Michigan. 🍊🍊🍊

There's buzz on Geocities message boards that the Search for Extra Terrestrial Intelligence (SETI) Institute in New Mexico discovered a radio signal that did not originate from Earth a few hours ago. We've heard such claims before, but this is SETI reportedly saying this.

The number of times I have wanted to write “this has been talked about extensively you’re just 21” on a student’s paper cannot be calculated in human numerals.

Feeling aroused? With your mobile phone, you have instant access to pornography at any time! But watch out: in some areas it’s considered a faux pas to view a pornograph in public. Make sure to be aware of your surroundings and their special rules. Well, you’re ready to masturbate. Best of luck.

dreamcast forever 🌀

Lately, there’s been a lot of worry over game discs. But did you know there’s one disc that will never let you down? That’s right: I’m talking about Aten, the disc of the sun— the only god you’ll ever need to worship.

If you're still relitigating the 2016 primary online you're ngmi

During the suppression of the 2030 Insurrection, many members of the Washington Women's Death Battallion could be seen with Pomni morale patches on their uniforms

There's no backwards compatibility anymore

I'm almost 2 years sober but bring it on Belgium.