"Would it be crazy if I made a soup rn" -person who is about to make soup regardless

Are your cats TOO LOUD!?

Do androids eat electric peeps

All I want for Christmas is for the worst people in the world to experience some consequences

Meta halted internal research that purportedly showed (young) people who stopped using Facebook became less depressed and anxious, according to an unredacted legal filing released on Friday. www.cnbc.com/2025/11/23/m...

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

If we try hard enough do you think we could convince billionaires to build a dinosaur theme park and then they all go visit and the dinosaurs break out and eat them?

I made a “how do you do, fellow kids?” joke to someone in their mid 20s who, it turns out, was too young to have heard of that meme. So “how do you do, fellow kids?” is now an example of “how do you do, fellow kids?”

Guillermo del Toro’s Frankenstein after making his monster

The Walton family (who own Walmart) are worth over $400 billion, yet many of their employees are on SNAP. Bezos is worth over $400 billion, many Amazon employees require SNAP. The people who need help are not the problem. It’s corporate greed. It’s an unwillingness to pay a living wage.

SNAP benefits expire in one week.

If you keep lowering your standards to “win” against the other side, eventually you’ll just be on the other side

I want a bumper sticker that’s says, “I’d rather be seducing ladies in Hades 2”

Seeing the baby elephant at the zoo healed me a little bit

Gotta go back to work tomorrow

Franz Kafka writing Steam reviews

My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking? Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but

In case it wasn’t clear, the anti-DEI crusade has never been about merit. Zero news experience. Never been a reporter. Elevated to Editor in Chief of CBS News, one of the most storied news institutions in the nation. www.mediaite.com/media/news/p...

“Fuck them kids.” That’s literally what an ICE agent said when ICE, the FBI et al. raided an apartment in Chicago, including with a Blackhawk helicopter, separated children from their parents, and zip-tied them to each other. abc7chicago.com/post/ice-chi...

BREAKING: Our client Mario Guevara, an Emmy-winning journalist detained by ICE in retaliation for livestreaming law enforcement activity, will be deported tomorrow to El Salvador. Mario and his family are being punished for his reporting. This cruelty is meant to stifle our free press.

Trump just ordered the military into Portland, and he’s giving them the green light to use lethal force on American citizens. Authoritarianism is an abstract concept but Trump is making its impacts real and tangible. Let’s be real about it: This is the beginning of dictatorship in America.

More than 1800 detainees are missing after the closure of Alligator Alcatraz. Their families and lawyers can’t find them and they’ve vanished from the ICE database. Feels like this should be a much bigger story www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...

I don’t think he’s really dead or resigning, it’s fun to play along & hope together, but I don’t want to get my hopes up. Though in the Getty pics he did look like shit so I’m curious what he’ll look/sound like at the announcement tomorrow (which will probably be more of his usual/horrible bullshit)

live action catbus looking pretty sweet

I love when airlines are like ooooooh we didn’t realize you’d ALL be bringing a bag

We have always made delightful little guys.

water left in a glass overnight tastes bad because it gets haunted

TIL Thomas Paine wrote Common Sense in a Chipotle

That there’s a police state.

Grok is a full blown nazi now.

trump remade the Republican party in his own image over the course of like six months so yeah, i do think political parties can pivot to do things that work

a 800-day weekend could fix me

they should make a way out other than through

ice officers are herewith ordered, by notice of this TRUTH god this is grim. it’s just insulting that the fascist decree comes as a social media post on a platform with a stupid name & that he owns.

This ain’t my first rodeo, but it is my first Renaissance Faire, and it was SO MUCH FUN!

the issue is not just ICE. we can live free and safe. or we can have police like we have right now. we cannot do both

Hang in there Los Angeles.

"My name is Greta Thunberg and I am from Sweden. If you see this video, we have been intercepted and kidnapped in international waters by the Israeli occupational forces, or forces that support Israel."

Trump and the fascists are going to try to make this about law and order. That narrative is total bullshit. ICE are kidnappers. They have broken the law every day, and their immoral mission to break apart families and communities and hurt countless people is fundamentally wrong.

Jonathan Joss--voice actor of John Redcorn from King of the Hill, and Ken Hotate from Parks and Rec--was killed in a homophobic hate crime today. I'm so angry.

And she’s 34!!!

Happy Birthday to my dear friend @faithasaurus.bsky.social! She is literally a Stegosaurus 🥳🥳🥳

Portlanders: the Police Bureau is trying to amend the rules so they don't have to report information on officers who have been disciplined for excessive force / other violations during investigations those officers are involved in. You can submit comment here. www.surveymonkey.com/r/3WPQRK3

Almost 250 preventable deaths due to starvation and lack of medical supplies so far. these numbers will rise radically in the coming days.