i, for one, very much look forward to all the stuffing and basting posts tomorrow 👀

Penciled in some stretching into my busy WFH day

Big same and this makes me feel so much better about it ngl

Gotta share perfection when you see it.

this is incredibly accurate and also making a flash mob joke is the most 38-year-old-2009-twitter post i can think of

I wonder if there's something like this in Minneapolis because that sounds so fucking good.

Literally same except it's the chicken stock that I made and need to put into quart containers 😩

Yup

LITERALLY

I really love looking at my friends holes 😮‍💨

asking me to breed you while i’m in process of breeding you 🥵

Always ❤️🫂❤️

I'm just a f*aguette in grey sweatpants

::abruptly pulling back from making out with a super hot guy I just met:: Wait, you don’t drive a cybertruck, do you??

My biggest piece of gym advice is to not wait to feel motivated to get started. Force yourself to start and then the motivation will come and you’ll keep going longer and harder than you thought you would. 💪

How it feels to be in the replies of a younger oomf trying to find the perfect reply image in my downloads folder that hasn't been overused and is still culturally relevant and will make them think I'm cool and young and hip

emotionally i am here

Good Morning @altedmilkstud.bsky.social @alted-milkshake.bsky.social

another bad decision averted by jerking off first instead of texting back a hot but pretty toxic former hookup

🩷

Literally me rn

I will never have the body I want bc I cannot survive this administration without alcohol, weed, and junk food.

*sigh*

woke up requiring

Tell me it's laundry day without telling me it's laundry day

Showertime! Repost to join me 🤤

Unfortunately

my bluesky

It’s homophobic that there isn’t any dick in my throat right now.

Idol

nothing beats the first jerk off in your own bed after traveling

Hungry hungry himbo

So nice to find some time to relax and enjoy hump day

Happy hump day! 🍑

Greatest boy of all time and don't forget it 💪🏼

listen i can't help the fact that i need to be told how proud you are of me while driving your cock in me up to the hilt

Anyway let’s hear it for thongs, am I right fellas

Perfect cook's drink for Sunday dinner

Have a bootyful Sunday

repost if you think I should never shave 😳

Very this

what it's -actually- like to have sex with a buddy and be goofy with it @albertoz.bsky.social onlyfans.com/1848679518/griffinbarrows

I certainly do 🥂