Snow day has me like…

We’re quite the handful, but trust me when I say @alted-milkshake.bsky.social is worth the stretch. #fcf #dicksandwich

Can someone help me with this thing??

We’re quite the handful, but trust me when I say @alted-milkshake.bsky.social is worth the stretch. #fcf #dicksandwich

Happy “V” Day #gutters

Think you can take it all? #fcf

#tbt Perpetual anticipation in FIP Would you have left me like this??

Did you know that @alted-milkshake.bsky.social is part of a balanced breakfast? Protein in every serving!

Eyes up, mister. Mouth open 💦😛 Side note: Anyone else love vintage pulp erotica? It’s like they wrote with a thesaurus open to the entry for ‘penis’

Put me in, Coach! Or is it put it in me? @alted-milkshake.bsky.social looks like he knows.

Put me in, Coach! Or is it put it in me? @alted-milkshake.bsky.social looks like he knows.

Howdy, partner. What’s shakin?

I woke up like this

If the cocksucker’s eyes aren’t on you, how can you be sure they’re worshipping you? I don’t have to worry about that with @alted-milkshake.bsky.social

💦💦💦

#FCF That’s it. That’s the caption

I think I have to call in thick today.

Post 4 pics to defend your bulge card (except I’m rarely restrained enough to bulge)

Me and @altedmilkstud.bsky.social make for quite a handful of frotting fun

When I said “Well, fuck my ass and call me Shirley”, @alted-milkshake.bsky.social took it a little literally.

They’re predicting 15-18” right? @alted-milkshake.bsky.social and I should have that covered.

They’re predicting 15-18” right? @alted-milkshake.bsky.social and I should have that covered.

#fcf with @alted-milkshake.bsky.social

Daytime jerkoffs are specific to hotels and weekdays off. Had myself a little staycation.

Eyes up, mister. Mouth open 💦😛 Side note: Anyone else love vintage pulp erotica? It’s like they wrote with a thesaurus open to the entry for ‘penis’

Which would you rather be playing with? @alted-milkshake.bsky.social made his choice.

Horny in the shower waiting for @psp-wolf.bsky.social to join me

Is it mine or did I fuck it out of you? That’s for me to know and you to find out.

Post your favorite nude of 2025. You can only pick one.

Don’t have to tell me twice

Merry Xmas from a couple of Yule logs @alted-milkshake.bsky.social

Lazy holiday horniness is a special kind that really sinks into the bones. Anyone still feeling like doing some work for me?

Happy Friday before Christmas 🎁👅 (I was inspired by @altedmilkstud.bsky.social posting precum + pole so you can thank us both for this pic)

‘Twas the Friday before Christmas and all through the house the fat cocks were stirring to fill up some mouths -Shakespeare, I think.

Did you know that @alted-milkshake.bsky.social is part of a balanced breakfast? Protein in every serving!

We all have our ups and downs, right? @alted-milkshake.bsky.social has certainly felt them from me 😉

Post an old dick pic 🍆🙈💦 2016

POV: it’s Monday morning and I need some motivation.

A little late with the fat cock cause I was getting sugared, but now my balls are so smooth ✨

I hope you like drumsticks cause this turkey has three legs! Happy Thanksgiving 🦃

You walk into the room and see this, wyd?

Get down there and slurp it up. I hate to waste things… #thickloads #thickcocks #thickmetal

Clocking in bright and early at the dick sucking factory @lancewoodsxxx.bsky.social

Work trips mean lots of mirrors and not a lot of time… #fcf

Work trips mean lots of mirrors and not a lot of time… #fcf

It makes for a great towel hook in a pinch.

Tgifcf so I can finally let this guy out #fcf

Feeling heavy this morning and need a massage. 😝

#FCF That’s it. That’s the caption

This is your reminder of what day of the week it is. #fcf