Not to be that person (I certainly am) but the PSAs worked

I have eaten the diarrhea lettuce that was in the crisper and which you were probably saving for tacos forgive me it was delicious hang on gotta run

Vought doesn't care. They see what they’re doing as the Lord’s work. Being attacked for doing the Lord’s work, as they see it, just proves that they’re doing it right. Vought will go home and sleep even better at night. Until Vought is made to fear for his life, nothing about him will change.

It is genuinely interesting to see how people use Palestine as a cudgel for some very strange and internecine arguments online

This is basically inscrutable to me....I am temperamentally against the idea that there is some truly cohesive "rural other" to be punished in the first place, but the punishments being floated largely seem to be no longer subsidizing particular things. Gaza is being mass murdered.

To me, any Democrat who runs for President and doesn't begin by promising to fire everyone at ICE on week 1, cannot be taken seriously about anything else.

I think we need to pull back on our noticing of Doors. After all, we don’t know what is sealed on the other side of them, sensing our interest while they lie dreaming, spurred to sluggishly awaken to find out more.

girls girls you’re both mediocre compared to chicago

I’m somewhat convinced that millennials are going to polarize themselves into a new and terrifying temperance movement and I’m just waiting to join

"Gathering" by artist Michele Poirier-Mozzone

excellent. get her ass.

I am so thankful that I live in an era where smoking is as uncommon as it is, because I have asthma, and I most definitely would not have survived if I were born twenty years earlier

genuinely shocking news

Omar ibn Said was writing Quranic commentary in the United States a century before most dipshit "blood and soil" Christian Nationalists had any family history here whatsoever.

As many as 30% of the Africans who were forcibly shipped to the U.S. as slaves were Muslim. The media talks about Islam like it's this newish immigrant phenomenon, but Muslims have deeper roots in American history than Mormons, Christian Scientists, Adventists, Pentecostals, or even the Amish.

some weirdo will be the most freakishly aggro driver possible and the californian in your passenger seat will say while slumped checking their phone "that's normal in cali people like their cars there"

I have been expressing desire for an app that alerts me to the presence of pervert glasses in my vicinity. It exists and it's called Nearby Glasses! Immediate download.

ICE shot someone in the fucking face in Biddeford, Maine this morning fuck ICE forever my heart goes out to their friends and family. maine is like a big small town and i’m from that area. there’s a nonzero chance that someone i know was affected by this. i’m just so mad. ACAB and FUCK ICE

my brother accidentally went viral and it is ruining my life

Evergreen

That's nice for you if you're proper & can't celebrate when evil people die & make the world much better since they're not in it anymore & get jokes off. I ain't above that at all! No sir. I'll go to the gutter. They dead! What they gone do?

he actually did the meme

this is so upsetting!! horrors on top of horrors.

WHAT THE HELL???

Is California going to reciprocate by buying Canadian steel, aluminium, lumber, autos, etc. that have been heavily & illegally (under CUSMA) tariffed by your federal government & cost tens of thousands of Canadian jobs? Yeah, I thought not. Until those tariffs go, the booze stays off the shelves.

One of my favorite artists.

Good Scissors Not In The Fucking Drawer https://theonion.com/good-scissors-not-in-the-fucking-drawer-1827516871/

this is a high fashion model

There's too much happening this weekend in NYC. Just a few things...

Get Platner out of sight forever. His farewell speech is a whiny man tantrum with no accountability or remorse saying he was set up by folks out to sabotage the movement, & let’s be clear he ain’t never had nothing that can be called a movement. Couldn’t even accept it gracefully with a kind word.

just recovered from my 2nd Hyderabadi heatstroke. I'm not walking outside ever again wtf

Greens not standing now along with all the other parties. Your tactical voting option is now Count Binface. I hope they all vote for him. Fartarse will never be able to show his face in public again if they do.

Respectfully, awoooooga

You fucking bigot! You came to say this?

Timeline synchronicity: depressing edition

important to revisit the words of the Founding Fathers on this day

My music taste diverse as fuck you can call me polyjammerous. Shit you could even call me genrefluid

exactly where I'm at

America keeps trying to get me to go to her birthday party and I’m like no girl u need to go to the hospital

I would kill or die for Larry

only as a state with equal rights for all its citizens! bsky.app/profile/john...

straight to jail for the people who buy crocheted stuffed animals from temu and resell them at craft markets pretending they made them

it's fascinating because like, no one has an issue doing this with kipling

this is also why i don't really have much empathy for kneejerk anti-Westernism from Indian outlets

I gave my dad some of my sourdough starter and wrote up a recipe for him to feed it and create his own loaf and he’s just baked his first loaf! I’m so proud of him. He’s so chuffed

when i see ppl talk about that tweet i'm just like ok. peace and love on planet earth. the things the girlies talk about while drunk at the food hall would make you people **** yourselves though also

not to be mean but the controversy over that post is just 5-2000 vestigial birth of a nation cells piloting various men's bodies

reps in the Hmmm Dot Jpeg Caucus so far this cycle include Pallone, Meng, Henry Cuellar, Vicente Gonzalez, and Joe Morelle

Apologies for India posting: God, Arnab Goswami is such a propagandist