I took one day off and a US colleague has messaged me saying they hoped I enjoyed my holiday.

Saw a lovely house to buy. Exceeded expectations tbh but, not in the most ideal area. Dilemma

Hate to boast but I slept so bloody well last night

I am enjoying eating ice cream every night like it’s a non negotiable tbh

Same TBH

I hate the yearly renewal dance we have to do with every insurance we have. Currently my breakdown cover. The renewal is £80 more than last year, I ring them up, they immediately drop it by £85, no questions asked, making it cheaper than last year. Why do we have to do this? Such a waste of time.

Another day off and we’re spending it at the beach. God I’m smug

If they’re berry flavoured they’re not Jaffa Cakes lads. I’m my wider life I’m not a fan of the binary but I shan’t be moved on this pillar

I don’t even know how to see the instants on Instagram

For the first time in about 3 weeks, my left ear is not muffled or ringing. The electronic nasal irrigation system I hated spending money on is doing its job.

Online shopping for some new t-shirts and I...oop

Guess who also has tomorrow off work? Me, it's me.

The satisfaction I get from toasting a slice of sourdough bread which I made myself is excellent

Babe, be careful how much you drink tonight. Imagine being hungover in this heat!

A little picante margarita babe

My second ever sourdough loaf So pleased!

There’s already groups of people on the beach chugging beers. Happy BH weekend to them I guess

No but really, is Zoella OK? She’s not been seen since Christmas Day babe

WHERE IS MY ICE COLD CRISPY ROSÉ

Me in an AI call nodding like I understand what GitHub and an API are.

I’ve ordered an electric nasal douche because I have mucus impacted ear tube or something Being in my 40s is exhilarating

Since January, Hank and I have walked the same distance from London to Edinburgh

There’s a Costa at the end of our road and once a year I pop in to see if their coffee is still fucking rank. Today’s that day and I can confirm it’s still vile

My first sourdough loaf. I’m chuffed

Obsessed with me new tshirt tbh

Tomorrow, me and Doughly Parton are embarking on our first sourdough loaf. I’m ready

This cold has wrecked my tastebuds. Had some mint ice cream which Tommy said was overwhelmingly mint flavoured and to me it just tasted sweet

Folks, 'Doughly Parton' my sourdough starter is THRIVING. Gonna give her a test bake on Friday. I'm ready.

Anyone else having issues with stories loading on Instagram? I’m seeing about half and it’s really annoying

Record numbers of Green councillors ready to deliver for their communities across the country. This morning Starmer said ‘people need hope’ - we agree. They’re not going to find it in a failing Labour Party. Join the alternative today ⤵️

Found a house we both love, within our price range, but, a previous survey has said the roof might be fucked. Sooooo. That's fun.

Oh it’s topless jogger season in Brighton apparently

This advert wasn’t checked by a homosexual

🚨 GREEN MILESTONE 🚨 For the first time, the Green Party has 1,000 councillors 💚 Congratulations to Cllr Maxine Webb - the 1,000th Green Party councillor - on being elected to Norfolk County Council 🎉

I’ve finally decided on a name for my sourdough starter: Doughly Parton

I only ever spill food down myself when I'm wearing a white t-shirt.

@zackpolanski.bsky.social is spot on here, the Greens aren't splitting the left vote because this Labour party isn't left wing.

"This is an historic victory.. two party politics is not just dying, it is dead" @zackpolanski.bsky.social speaking in Hackney where @zoegarbett.bsky.social is the new mayor.

I like to think that because Starmers Labour have been so terrible, the reform voters are voting in protest without any real thought because I can't fathom otherwise that people align with their values.

Between the hantavirus and reform, shall we all just shuffle off this mortal coil?

There’s a guy on the train playing games on a Gameboy Colour. I’m impressed

Our neighbours below are silent during the day. Not a peep. But from 7pm it’s like they’re getting their steps in running up and down the corridor.

Went to see a house to buy over lunch. Round the corner from where we are, enough space for a dining room table and my piano but a teeny kitchen and so dark at the back of the house. It'd be a lights on 24/7 situation. Not for me babe.

Spending the morning here with Jessica

Guys, I’ve also got tomorrow off work

I need to go back to work as I’ve spent an absolute fortune this weekend

I’d sign a petition to bring back plastic lids on hummus pots

Lads, my shorts split at the gym 🩳

Mortgage in principle secured, LETS GO LOOK AT HOUSES

I’ve ordered a sourdough starter. I fear making sourdough is about to become my entire personality. It’s 2020 over here