this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier

I remember Hilary Clinton and Barack Obama sleeping through the Hortmans, to both give heartfelt condemnation of violence in regards to Charlie Kirk mere hours after he died. and Look! The dumbfuck twins back fast asleep when its not a fascist being murdered.

Where the hell are Google and Apple enforcing their app store terms of service on X? Grok doing CSAM should instantly be a removal from the app store. Any other app doing this would be pulled instantly. Journalists should be asking for comment from these companies.

Kinda sucks how one day you’ll post stuff like “does the Grinch use the toilet?” and then the next it has to be “I reject those who worship death”

the obama admin expanded ICE, the biden admin expanded ICE. not sure just voting blue is helping

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

"You gonna murder someone else? You can't kill us all, Nazis."

THE CURSE HAS BEEN BROKEN!! KRAKEN WIN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THEIR ALT JERSEY!! #SeaKraken

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Hug your goalie! #SeaKraken win!

THE ALTERNATE JERSEY CURSE IS BROKEN! #SeaKraken #SeattleKraken

Baby Squid Catton is on fire tonight #SeaKraken

KAAPO KAKKO GOAL. BTA. Kraken lead 5-2!

Well the period is ending and I'm sure nothing will happe... SEATTLE KRAKEN GOAL! Jared McCann beats the clock and we head into the intermission with the #SeaKraken up 2 goals coming on a power play goal!

Amazing to live in a country where every day you can watch Republicans gin up issue salience out of nothing but attitude and 4chan posts and a sizeable chunk of people think Democrats' only power is to vote yes or no on bills placed in front of them

You and me both Worried Volleyball Player, you and me both.

If you buy The AI Waifu That Will Spy On You, just give up

Like all products nowadays, this will spy on you.

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you joy and happiness.

You should get into #PWHL women’s hockey: • It’s only season 3 (get in on the ground floor!) • Games stream free on YouTube (outside of 🇨🇦) • Quality of play is excellent • With only 8 teams, you can learn all the players in the league • “Heated Rivalry”? Heck, Montréal has a literal “wife line”.

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#SeaKraken undefeated all year 🥲🥲

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Babe wake up!!!! We're so back!!!!!

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i remember when creating CSAM would mean your website was shutdown immediately and people not only wouldn't choose to hang out there but literally couldn't because again it was shutdown immediately

Ground control to Stacy’s mom

Having a bunch of work to get done is the perfect time to start watching Nodame Cantabile again 🥲🥲

@torbooks.bsky.social Please, Tor....I'm begging you. Alecto news おねがいします 🥲

Need to just pay someone to sit in my room with me while I clean it🫠🫠

Katamari🍳

my plan to get this country back on track consists of one bullet point: i propose we stop pretending stupid people arent stupid just because theyre loud and theres a lot of them

"So she's like move your Akira Jars to the Basement, cause I got these drapes....I mean, so I said fine I'll do it. I start taking them down, I'm moving them one at a time. And she's like (can you put a tarp over them too), & I'm like NO, I'm not, Damn it those are my AKIRA Jars"

So it's appropriate to arrest a world leader if you consider them criminal? You can just go get them? Just asking questions here.

we did it! a perfectly structured democracy. it's got checks, it's got balances. this thing is made to last. there's only one weakness: bad guys. if somehow some bad guys who don't care about decorum got elected they could basically just tip the whole thing over. luckily such men are unelectable

Starting 2026 with a dub 😌

*tears myself away from the news for 5 seconds* oh sweet, Netflix has the live action nodame Cantabile 🥲

you know what would really fuck up congress? articles of impeachment from a dem rep, and as soon as they're tabled... another one, then another one. there are 213 (iirc) house dems and they're posting on here like they're you or me. they are not. if you would, please gently remind them of this.

The same editorial board described Seattle’s mayor raising taxes to pay for childcare as a totalitarian power grab

hey remember when a bunch of middle-aged drunk korean lawmakers climbed the locked gates to the national assembly to hold an emergency session after the president gave illegal orders to the military, all of which ended with said president being sentenced to prison

The aging pedophile who wants to be a king has kidnapped the leader of a sovereign nation without congressional approval. If the United States had an opposition party, they would treat this as an illegitimate act and start impeachment proceedings immediately.

You should be embarrassed to be a member of congress and issuing anything other than impeachment resolutions. You're in the model UN. They should give you legos and a propeller hat

fuck this country. fuck this country and fuck the pedophile dictator who is in charge.

yeah there really isn't any other choice FIFA and the IOC are comically, viciously corrupt so it's going to be on everyone else to force their hand but things cannot go on as normal and taking away his spectacle is one of the few ways to really piss off Trump