lancer seems pretty cool ngl

Grinding against my pillow thinking of big sis abusing me....>////<

sister x sister is holy and sacred . sisters r meant to hav sex with each other

i like when subs *really* fight back because i totally crave self harm, but am too much of a pussy to do it

"huh, the top of the visual light range is right around 1eV, is that why ionization begins there?" *looks into it for 5 seconds* "oh. i should've guessed."

my tl is so fucked (good) that i had to open the comments to deduce if this was about dogs or dogwomen

stepmom keeps trying to psychoanalyze my since my attempt 3 years ago it's incredibly rude and dehumanizing ngl

you bet your ass im hot

kinda hitting extra hard tonight that i kinda dont want casual sex so much as i want a relationship dont get us wrong we wanna fuck like a mutt in heat, and we are pathetically down bad lately, but gods we hate being without a partner this time of the year, its so lonely....

current mood is somewhere between sewerslvt and AiC

crustaholics mixtapes real crust shit

google search: why is my tranny leaking

guy started tweaking at the front desk about some trans lady in the bathroom 🫩

this is just Alien lore post Prometheus

just made aftershave containing witch hazel and vanilla oil and now i smell good :D

i love knowing that most people i see is brainrotted by dogshit short form content, ai, and gambling/bnpl debt; and it's only going to get worse from here

WOOOOOO YEAH BABY THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT WOOO

The White House as I type this:

There's a meme on tumblr to the effect of "Every time a person draws a little sketch of someone they see in public instead of taking a picture, an angel gets their wings" and really, this is the way.

lol

unlimited tgirl pussy exploit

good morning round fuck

you should totally say weird shit to me.... ngl.link/d3vitron

reminder that enshittification is just the result of CEOs taking apart companies for profit like was done with GE the economic consequences will be seen for decades across the board when consumers finally realize how dogshit it all is now

i swear to christ i didn't know the stereotypes before choosing nixos my main pc's been arch for like 3 years tho

getting off to this and cannibal corpse wish me luck trannies

can you call me a traitor to our cause again im getting really close

less suit butch, and more jeans, boots, and hoodie and nobody's ever gonna see you again after what im gonna do to you butch

PISS OUTDOORS

It's the "your turn in the barrel" economy

energizing a glow plug and planting the hot tip firmly on her thigh 🫠

billionaires ran out of companies to GE, so they did it to the government bro it's fuckin over

Imagine your country being seen as a hope for a new life for thousands of people wanting to live and contribute in your towns and instead of being proud of it you go no nope nope this country should be a scary shitheap people should be scared to come here how dare they think we are good

gotta rewire this 1984 detroit diesel, put some sound deadening in the cab, paint the whole thing black, maybe put an old digital dash in

goal: won't ever need a strap, but will still use one to split some poor girl in half

I love my people so much

listening to sewerslvt and wanding it to ao3 rape fics :D

i need to make sure at least one lucky girl gets to experience a couple hours of pure suffering with no reprieve :)

Of course you can kiss your wife while she chokes on Mommy's strap sweetie, but keep those dirty little hands behind your back, good girls keep their hands to themselves. See, you still get to have sex, the definition has just changed a little for you~

Good girls cuddle up with their owners no matter how bad they get hurt. Owner hurts you because she loves you, okay sweetie?

Gay Homer: mmm... beer... and cock! Gay Garfield: mmm... lasagna... and cock! Gay Luigi: I hope she made lot'sa spaghetti!

Its butch lesbian appreciation month for all months going forward forever~ ✨You can see the uncensored version on Patreon✨

time to make the cruelty squad of sex games

gotta find me a pathetic girlfailure sub and teach her how to cook

im on edge and angry right now dont know why i just want to throttle someone

the hague for every officer and enlisted who carried out this shit, down to the one who was ordered to hit the fire switch.