you can kiss the tip of my overwhelmingly average-sized loli penis for good luck

god i wish walz was doing literally anything about this shit right now

teaching girls to color correct the bags under their eyes is wrong and evil

everyone who has ever dated or had sex with me at any point is automatically a lolicon, sorry that's just the rules.

i think it's finally about time i told you the truth. nat is short for natalie. i've decided this just now. it wasn't actually short for anything before this moment but now it is.

so many people blocking me today lmao

cumming feels pretty good when i'm alone but way better when i'm not alone

sometimes you need to stop thinking about all of the bad things in life and start thinking about girl feeling you up and kissing you all over your body while you're restrained and unable to do anything about it

i'm probably one of the most cool girls on this whole website.

i would like to issue a correction to an earlier statement. the mods are not pussies. pussies are beautiful and fascinating sexual organs that should not be insulted through a comparison to the mods. i apologize sincerely.

funny

i should probably say it since i already know this has happened to several different beings multiple times now: if you end up losing friends due to publicly associating with me, i am so fucking sorry. i'll do what little i can to help if asked.

remember: if your girlfriend meows at you, *always* say that she's a cute kitty and/or pet her. if you don't you will go to hell.....

lolicon? oh no, you've misheard. i'm a loli icon.

can you tell me if anyone starts causing discourse about me i think it would be really funny to know

early morning parental controls

women are allowed to hit on me and also allowed to hit me

i need to cuddle with someone and we touch each other very inappropriately and eventually we get too horny to hold back and we take turns having one of us masturbate while the other does cute things to them until we both cum eventually and then we keep cuddling until it happens again

nat goes bed now

you should gag and grope the princess in spite of her protests, it rreally flusters her

people joke about it but honestly yeah i would let someone hit if they posted good

i think it would be cool if i got fucked until i couldn't walk (my legs fucking suck so this would take less time than you'd think but it would still be nice)

have to work but i'm so tired... wish i could just cuddle someone all day instead

OOF OOF YEEEEEEEOUCH!! MY [[SKiN]] !!!!

nat stands for never actually telling

i think i should be touched inappropriately

"oh a cat girl! she must be like a normal girl but with cat ears". wrong. i will bite you if you don't pet me. if you ever try to leave me i will meow until you come back. if you get within 5 feet of me while i'm eating i will hiss at you. if you do everything right i will bite you anyways for fun.

i hope all the woke lolicons have a good year

2026 is the year of the woke lolicon

i am very small. you can pick me up and maybe you can set me down if i let you.

i hate google

my prediction for 2026 is that someone will try to make chicken stars into a real product but the meme will have already been dead for months so it will flop horrifically. also probably more assassinations than usual but that's obvious.

hey oomf can i bite it

i want to have sex with women

"art regression": • entirely judged by the viewer's personal preference • basically not even real • mainly invoked for a racist harassment campaign age regression: • only judged by puritan weirdos • real as fuck • is cute

my master plan: i will make the whole world love me, and then everyone will be forced to pet me forever!!!!!!

i should be given 500 thousand dollars every year because i'm cute

nat

i genuinely have not heard mariah carey even once this year. is this a recession indicator?

evil ass kity (nat of @kittyloli.bsky.social fame)

i am very soft and you can touch me

how do i learn how to hypnotize people? i want my sister to only be able to communicate through meowing.

ever just cum so hard you get stunlocked for several minutes

i really wish my cunny was being bred right now

i think anyone who participated in the harassment of isuggestforcefem should give her 100 dollars instantly or shut up forever.

gen z is just milennials again but on hard mode

catgirls were once the default icon of femininity in online transfem spaces. but now, most girls have moved on, and those who stayed are particularly dedicated. i wonder if the same will happen with puppygirls. maybe it's already started. i wonder what type of girl will be the default next.

you can always trust me. the fact that 100% of people who trust me have had their kidneys become lost media is a statistical anomaly that you don't need to worry about.

usually i only delete my bad posts but sometimes i make a good post and delete it because the world isn't ready

sometimes i ask myself. what does it truly mean for me to be kitty loli? what does it mean to be nat? why does it resonate with me so much? i don't know if i'll ever have a complete answer. i don't know if i need one.