If you’re 6’ or taller the “no elbows on the table” rule shouldn’t apply. A dinner table is too low to comfortably rest your forearms. It’s bad etiquette to make me suffer

"it's time for pie"

I have been so entertained by the adventures of @stevengodfrey.bsky.social this morning

Happy Thanksgiving y’all

Eric Adams is a weird enough guy that this headline could refer to the country or the bird

having exactly (1) day out of the year where every amateur chef in America attempts to cook a giant bird and not fuck it up is, honestly, a wonderful and hilarious tradition

and then JWoods86 had to prove the pic wasn't a copyright violation, he just happened to be right next to the plane crash and also a freakishly haunting billboard. anyway shoutout JWoods86 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UPS_Air...

shortly after a cargo plane crashed in Louisville earlier this month, someone called JWoods86 joined wikipedia to upload this very eerie pic of it!

Alan Dershowitz, who trafficked girls with Epstein. Yeah people will love him

NO

The ManningCast remembers Chris Berman's nickname for Jake Delhomme with an old 'NFL Primetime' clip. 🏈 📺 🎙️ #NFL #MNF

Sorry- Ken Pomeroy?

I think this is basically the story of human civilization right here. Not just banks- each generation invents the same social and political problems because they don’t know or internalize how those problems have been created and solved in the past.

I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.

What

J.J. McCarthy now ranks 851 out of 852 in EPA per Dropback among qualified passers since 2000, per Tru Media. The only player below McCarthy is JaMarcus Russell.

Oh dear god Texans.

There is inexplicably a Jeopardy category tonight about Cleanthony Early

I'm watching Phone Booth (don't ask) and the big time media mentioned in a plot device are Larry King Dan Rather Diane Sawyer Mike Wallace Ted Koppel Peter Jennings Katie Kouric Al Roker I am old

IRIDESCENT CLOUD ON MARS

Last day to enjoy sports on the patio until… 6 months from now.

Michigan-Northwestern, a game in which five more points were scored than Wisconsin-Indiana and which finished in regulation, took AN HOUR longer to play

Shout out to Kyle

Kyle Field is named after some guy named Kyle

AMERICAN MALES

True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer

Coca-Cola paid $3 billion dollars for this ad

Hall of fame effort here

The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.

Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnny Ray,

One thing that’s very very very easy to do, in life, is to not have any pedophile sex trafficking allegations against you

The easiest way to make housing affordable immediately without new building is to hike property taxes, which reduces asset prices by the NPV of the perpetual liability. This also helps young people buy, as they have future income rather than current wealth. Naturally we’re doing the opposite.

VA To Improve Veterans’ Health Care With New $500 Million Waiting Room https://theonion.com/va-to-improve-veterans-health-care-with-new-500-milli-1819576535/

Whenever some sanctimonious Dem announces that America needs a functioning Republican Party, I always think “I’d settle for a functioning Democratic Party.”

rollercoaster tycoon, unfinished build, pc (1996) tcrf.net/File:RCT-Ear...

Joyce Carol Oates owned Elon so hard he's spent the last day posting about movies he hasn't seen in 15 years

Companies must hate me. I’m determined to give them the lowest profit possible. No credit card interest ever paid, maxing out the rewards without spending extra. Only choice staples and loss leaders from Costco. Buying stuff on sale in bulk elsewhere.

Wow. She sure showed him

The filibuster is so fundamentally anti-democratic that forcing the authoritarian party to kill it so that they could keep taking health care and food away from Americans was probably the cleanest out from the damn thing, yet this Cones of Duneshire-ass opposition party loves rules more than wins.

Richard Dawkins is a big fan of James Watson? Yeah that tracks.

Remember those 18 months when everyone was obsessed with Formula 1?

Go ahead, charge your guests, if your goal is for nobody to show up ever again

I still remember my anthropology professor’s favorite joke from college: “What did Watson and Crick discover?” “Rosalind Franklin’s notes.”

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I think AI is powered by the South Park Family Guy writer manatees.

One very tangible outcome of Trump 2 is we have plane crashes every 20 minutes now