Is there just a blanket ban on new accounts from Gaza?

The strength of libertarianism is you never run out of other people’s money

tfw your 1,000-word tweets aren't working

lmao

ball's too wet. wet ball.

Joe Buck got into the "Highlighter Yellow" Just For Men hair dye

Bears are unstoppable

what the hell is happening here

thankfully Caleb Williams isn't that accurate

L RON HUBBY

Heintschel saw that Castellanos pass and said "pffft, I can do that"

why are zionists getting pushed in the Discover feed?

Dollar went woke

The Gooner Sooner saga continues...

Watch this Titans TD, TRUST ME. You cannot predict ball.

Bill. #HTTC

chargers are going to carve up washington by targeting whoever Lattimore is guarding

Apologies Sensei I have taken the beers that were in the backseat and which you were probably saving for driving Forgive me they were Modelo so small and so few

Jayden it's time

I ended up on swifty TikTok and the comments are absolutely killing me. "9th grade slam poetry", [a photo of boiled chicken], "album for cop wives", "If Taylor wrote this that's bad, if ChatGPT wrote this that's worse, and if Travis wrote this I'm actually kind of proud of him".

a few small beers

The reason every elite institution in the country is propping up pampered millionaire Ezra Klein is that his overarching response to the country’s plunge into tyranny is “Don’t fight the fascists, become a little more like them.”

My husband was detained by ICE today Juan Muñoz, an American citizen, father of 2, and local government official, was peacefully protesting w. other elected officials. He was assaulted and taken away I have had zero contact or updates since #SOS @duckworth.senate.gov @durbin.senate.gov

someone must have told gavin the game involves destroying hastily built shelters

It's COCKtober 🍆🎃 u know what that means 👀👅 DICK sucking awareness month 😯🙆🏼👅 send this to 12 of ur closest hoes 👭😈 that love that DICK 🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦 🎃🎃 THOT-O-WEEN 🎃 is upon us !! If you get this message ✉️ you are queen 👸 of the thots!!!

oh the government is shut down? and you still won't come over and admire my Funko Pops?? i see how it is...

cultivating a warrior ethos

"The North Carolina AFL-CIO passed a resolution at its September convention backing the call from the United Auto Workers for mass action on May 1, 2028." - @dannydamage.bsky.social for @labornotes.bsky.social I hear there's interest in general strikes on here... labornotes.org/blogs/2025/1...

Tampa Bay Rays ironically took a photo that is illegal in Florida

@sloppyjoestonight.bsky.social I’m thinking’s sloppy joes tonight

@christophernolan.bsky.social Hello sir. I am jacking off to Batman Begins.

this exists it is called thinking

Venezuelan authorities announced on Wednesday the seizure of nearly 3.7 metric tons of cocaine and the arrest of several individuals, including a man they claim is a U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA) agent working as part of a false-flag plan. www.latintimes.com/venezuela-an...

They just tear-gassed us. They tried to run us over in a van holding a peaceful protester. They shot us with pepper balls. They dragged another protester into the facility.

looking very healthy, sir! certainly no signs of Brandonification at all!

this should not be at the very end

you look like you won an emmy and didn't say Free Palestine (derogatory)

Mr Mamdani when will you disavow the Jets

Skatte-oops. (he dropped the ball)

need a menswear guy ruling on that Travis Kelce suit/shorts combo

Toe Burrow

Kash Patel’s FBI puts two pounds of methamphetamine in the incinerator at an animal shelter, sending 14 people to the hospital, and exposing some 75 cats and dogs to the narcotic. www.bbc.com/news/article...

Bud wins clean

meanwhile, on the mortal plane

thank goodness MBS could make the fight

sound cut out on the boxing stream