Can't wait to dox myself and start posting bangers when It Happens so I can hit the settlement lottery, too!

Oh my GOD (RIP to the person who created this masterpiece)

Even the fucking Snowpiercer train had a human schoolteacher

AI will pry my em-dashes out of my cold, dead hands

Green Room (2015) I will not be taking any questions

I have bought so so so many books on the basis of Bluesky.

SCOTUS is staging a coup & we should call it that

Did not see the Woke Strickland promo coming. (He'll be on the phone with Trump within the next 15 minutes, I'm sure)

Ohio Republicans overruled their state Supreme Court to implement their gerrymander anyway: Time for Virginia Democrats to do the same.

I think about this all the time.

Name your top 15 TV shows ever, gut instincts only— The Sopranos Deadwood The Simpsons Buffy The Vampire Slayer 24 Loki Veep OZ Metalocalypse Rick & Morty RuPaul's Drag Race Shoresy Only Murders In The Building The Pitt Game of Thrones

There are too many channels/streaming services, which floods the zone with C-tier mediocrities that wouldn't have seen the light of day 20 years ago.

Immaculate

“We saw the best and worst of America tonight. The secret service. My father floating above the table finally admitting he’s incapable of love. His hands were pizza. We all saw it tonight”

www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6op... Going to tell my kids this was the Michael biopic

Goddamn do I love Round 1 of the playoffs.

30 years ago today, Principal Skinner purchased fast food to disguise as his own cooking at an unforgettable luncheon with Superintendent Chalmers. #TheSimpsons episode “22 Short Films About Springfield” first aired April 14, 1996.

@davidehrlich.bsky.social raises the alarm once more on the absolute enshittification of Alamo since the Sony takeover–with the QR-code nightmare we're all living in as the end-stage for Alamo's current union-busting, audience-repelling environment. www.indiewire.com/features/com...

I don't want to see another single fucking repost of a concerned Democratic politician unless they're saying they'll do this.

Happy 17776 immortality day! (maybe Jon had it right all along and circumnavigating the moon was the trigger)

OT-WINNING HAT TRICK GOAL FROM SARAH FILLIER 🚨🚨🚨

2006: Hey man be cautious with anything you read on that site, they just let any random nerds edit it, you know? 2026: Wikipedia is the last and greatest bulwark against the fascist misinformation industrial complex and must be protected at all costs!

Boeing murked those whistleblowers for way less than this. Just saying.

Seeing ICE detaining people at airports is so sickening and so are the details about the LGA plane crash. Just a fraction of the money they’re using to brutalize families could be spent on rehiring air traffic controllers, who they fired so they could brutalize more people

He started a war, didn’t know how to win it, was immediately over his head, became quickly overpowered by an enemy he vastly underestimated, and now is trying to sue for peace and then convince you that this was a victory. Dying empires produce leaders like this

Wasn't a Twitter user in the early 2010s, but I met my wife through an offline friend who invited one of her moots to her party. Forever grateful.

Yeah. Still don't get it, but at least Sinners got its flowers.

Search your camera roll for "Hell"

We just watched Hamnet last night, and once I was finally done sobbing I thought to myself "Good or bad, at least the Buffy reboot is in capable hands" Welp :(

I'm feeling very attacked

Risking my internet leftist cred here but OBAA was just OK. Visually stunning & very tense, but characters were flat other than Penn & del Toro, the politics were an afterthought, & third act was contrived as all hell. Going to be salty on Sunday when it beats Sinners, which was a gd masterpiece.

It's been 65 days since Donald Trump invaded a sovereign state, abducted its leader, and declared the US will "run" the state indefinitely It's been 9 days since Trump launched a war (his word) against Iran without congressional approval No House member has filed articles of impeachment for either

Jacked action hero with goon in headlock, in raspy yet firm voice:

AGENT SMITH: you hear that mr. anderson? that is the sound of inevitability. it is the sound of your death. goodbye, mr. anderson... KEANU REEVES: my name... is Da_Puzzy_Smasher_64 [onboard nebuchadnezzar] TRINITY: why did it have to be him MORPHEUS: we don't get to choose these things, trinity

Commentary: Anyone Else Have Those Weird Dreams Where Sobbing Future Generations Beg You To Change Course?

My one and only SOTU take is of fucking course Miller and Trocheck were there. Fuck. Maybe I'll finally pivot to being a Sirens fan.

Vance leaning in at 1h58m to whisper "go home, go home" in his ear like a WWE ref.

(Good article though)

Suprematism, by Nikolai Suetin, 1920-21, 📸 by @tiltoncreative

Age verification? My first online service was Quantum Link.

Never forget that the people who convinced you trans people are a threat to your children all belong to a network of child rapists.

Morbidly curious how the Q holdouts are doing now that they've simultaneously been proven right and exposed as patsies for the actual cabal of pedos who run the world

xbox live took stronger action against jeffrey epstein than the entire us government

Damn. RIP, Catherine O'Hara. Absolutely legendary comedic actress and improviser. Pretty much the best part of every Christopher Guest movie. www.tmz.com/2026/01/30/c...

We have to get rid of Jeffries and Schumer. We have to. It’s unendurable that these men are the most prominent Democrats of the moment. They are two of the most broadly undistinguished men I could imagine in politics, zero fire, zero fight, zero zeal, machine politicians with sinecures.