I just entered the next monthly giveaway of 2026 from @limitedrungames.com! This month, it's a chance to win Rugrats: Retro Rewind Collection Deluxe Edition! Check it out 👉 lrg.news/maygiveaway

If the USA Women’s Hockey team wants a real celebration and invite ,,, I’ll host them in Las Vegas. Do some nice dinners and shows and good times. I’m sure I can get a hotel and airline to help me out here and celebrate these women for real for real. 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

ALYSA MF'N LIU GOLD MF'N MEDALIST

How to buy yourself a needy malignant narcissist? Just offer him a phony, made up "Peace Prize" & he's all your's!!! No need for a formal ceremony as he'll snatch from the box & put it on all by himself. Both laughably pathetic AND pathetically laughable. 🤡 🫣

My four favourite facts about the cockchafer beetle: 1. It's called a cockchafer beetle. 2. It’s also sometimes known as a “billywitch”. 3. It’s unusually loud and clumsy by beetle standards and bangs into lots of things when it flies into your house by mistake. 4. It looks like this, close up.

The crabs have spoken.

Colbert comes out swinging. Gonna be a fun 10 months...

I love this so much.

TRUMP SUPPORTER: “If Trump is anti-constitution, good. I think he should go further. @mehdirhasan.bsky.social : “This is wonderfully revealing.”

“I am an immigrant.” “Get the hell out.” @mehdirhasan.bsky.social triggered this Jubilee participant so hard that his racism jumped right out onto the table.

JACKSONVILLE — TW ⚠️: Unarmed Black driver has his window smashed + face punched by a sheriff’s deputy after being pulled over for not having his headlights on… during the day. 🤔 Sheriff TK Waters says they’ve launched an “internal investigation”: www.firstcoastnews.com/article/news...

I’m out Paramount+ F*ck you.

Stephen Colbert is a profoundly good and deeply talented man with a great staff and an excellent show. They all deserve better.

Look Out. 2026.

Hey Jake Tapper, fodder for your next book!👇

NEW: After further analysis, metadata shows 2 minutes and 53 seconds were removed from the Epstein jail video. www.wired.com/story/the-fb...

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You don't tug on Superman's cape You don't spit into the wind You don't pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger And you don't mess around with AOC

Padilla: "What if I was outside a Home Depot, because I like to do some work around the house, not dressed in a suit. Would I be a target of ICE enforcement under Tom Homan? Probably. And it is just wrong."

Last little guy for this batch.

“Superman is too woke!” Literally the first page of the first ever appearance of Superman:

Alligator Auschwitz Monte Mader @montemader.bsky.social

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John Leguizamo: "We feed this country, we serve this country, we build this country, and then we get treated this way."

A mural of the Statue of Liberty covering her eyes in shame was created by Dutch artist Judith de Leeuw. It is in a high population area of immigrants in France…!!! She said ‘The values that the statue once stood for - freedom hope, the right to be yourself - have been lost for many’…!!!

My typos are not mistakes. Rather, they're a subtle nod to how little I care about everything.

No “President” has a right to strip citizenship and deport people who challenge his policies. That’s fascism, not America.

SENATOR @warnock.senate.gov : “Are we reading the same Book? The Book I know says ‘I was hungry, and you fed me… I was a stranger, and you welcomed me… insomuch as you’ve done it to the least of these, you’ve done it also unto me.’” #TrumpsTrillionsTransfer

What my work lacks in subtlety it makes up for with genuine feeling, and a complete and utter lack of class. Good night.

Michael Madsen, whose menacing characters in “Reservoir Dogs” and “Kill Bill” made him a standout in Quentin Tarantino’s films, has died. He was 67. This post replaces an earlier post that was deleted because it reported Madsen was 66. apnews.com/article/mich...

Congrats to Lisa Murkowski on voting for a bill that she herself admitted was not ready in hopes that the House would change it. Now it’ll become law. She had the power to stop it, and instead chose to become complicit. That’s her legacy.

This is the only thing on my mind for tomorrow tbh

Rep. @aoc.bsky.social on ny1 : “People are going to get sick and go hungry… They’re giving people crumbs and taking away the whole loaf… One of the saddest days in 🇺🇸 history.”

A newly discovered object speeding through our solar system is sparking excitement among astronomers because it’s not from around here. Believed to be a comet, the object is only the third celestial body from beyond our solar system ever to be observed in our corner of the universe. cnn.it/3GyHWey

What, exactly, are we celebrating tomorrow? Our cutting off healthcare to the needy to enrich the greedy? Our new concentration camps? Our dying economy? Our ditching due process? Our corruption? Our broken legislature? Our corrupt SCOTUS? Our ridiculous buffoon president? #FourthOfJuly

I don’t think anyone is prepared for what they just did w/ ICE. This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined. It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.

ZOHRAN: "Yesterday, Donald Trump said I should be arrested, deported, denaturalized... He said those things less because of who I am and more because he wants to distract from what I fight for.”

• Mamdani is not in the country illegally • He does not have any connection to 9/11 or jihadist terrorism • Mamdani hasn’t actually said or done anything antisemitic • He did not call to ‘globalize the intifada’ • He’s not a communist

Jurassic World movie but set in the future where humanity is dead and dinosaurs clone an entire park of Jeff Goldblums

ICYMI: “Rep. @brotherjones.bsky.social has filed a bill to ban law enforcement officers in Tennessee, including ICE, from wearing masks while making arrests (and ID themselves) — the “Stop American Gestapo Act” www.tennessean.com/story/news/p...

Good point. 😳