*stands for the pledge of allegiance*

“We’re teaching children to be ashamed of America” well 1). Maybe we shouldn’t have done so much shameful shit and 2). If people could learn the difference between shame and accepting the social responsibility of our country’s past we’d be so much better off right now

I will change my username and profile picture for one day and make one (1) so-so Star Wars joke if someone sends me this for free

I was not born to lead a loving life filled with wonder and morning walks and the sound of friend’s laughter I was born to receive emails that say Make Fall Special With Venmo on a device that actively hates me

semantics arguing about whether Trump can designate a “domestic group” as “terrorists” When Joe Biden got elected, he issued a new initiative that would declare environmental activists, anti-fascists, etc as “domestic violent extremists.” Symbols such as “ACAB” as used to “ID extremists”

There really is something to be said about how so much white america politics boils down to wanting everywhere to be strip mall gated community homogenized nothingness

Hilarious that Rowling basically said fuck off in response. The eternal relationship of the liberal to the fascist.

i think this picture, from a public promo stream for a video games starring one of the most popular comic book characters of all time owned by the disney corporation, should be used on every single story about storefronts taking down lgbt content

Do any of the professors or journalists or teachers also get their jobs back or nah

you don’t have to take these people seriously

Seeing America rally around Jimmy Kimmel gives me a sour taste in my mouth. Can’t help but recall Mahmoud Khalil who was detained for 3 months and has been ordered to be deported to Syria or Algeria.

“For the love of God, Montresor!” “Yes,” I said, “for the love of God!”

“For the love of God, Montresor!” “Yes,” I said, “for the love of God!”

“For the love of God, Montresor!” “Yes,” I said, “for the love of God!”

me when I’m trying to fuck George Washington

Applying for a life modeling job (my body has the proportions of a Minecraft character btw)

Every sweet man with a room full of perfectly curated legos is gonna get raptured today I can feel it

Take your Kimmel protest energy and use it to freeze out that hateful JKR too! Maybe HP was a part of your childhood. Well now it's a slap in the face and a dagger in the back of people who just wanna live. Don't let her see a dime!

If I got surprise raptured unfortunately I have no shame I’d be like yes god I always believed in you

I don’t know I think you can just keep boycotting D+ because they’re inevitably gonna be stupid and evil again and also Andor is over

You’ve never seen an AT-AT fall off a mountain have you? Have you you dumb son of a bitch? Have you? (Please resubscribe please)

Letter writing. For a few bucks and I can send sad letter to you too.

I guess, man

[me if i was a host at the Oscars this year] me: and the award for best actor goes to Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson: *smiles, sits up* me: … Dave Bautista for his role as Sapper Morton in Blade Runner 2049 *everyone clapping, crying; Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson crestfallen, eating shit*

Letter writing. For a few bucks and I can send sad letter to you too.

And if the answer is “because communism is evil” baby I have news about American capitalist activities from 1945-2025

blade runner: you see a turtle in the desert replicant: uhuh blade runner: it is wearing a bandana. it can talk replicant, eye getting wider: uhuh blade runner: it is riding a skateboard. it’s threatening you with a sai replicant: rad blade runner: do you assist it in its quest for pizza?

This happened under Biden. I need y’all to stop pretending like this is just a Team Red issue.

Funko pops got to go

that there’s a difference between the two and you have two parties that have made that their policy - and now liberals and Democratic leaders in particular are trapped in the worst excesses of their own creation

Not just in rhetoric, but in policy. A bipartisan project that many warned would lay the groundwork to do away with 1A rights for the greater public and what we’re seeing it now. the problem isn’t who’s paying attention, it’s that people have convinced themselves & the mainstream

I know everyone’s like “if you think this is the worst assault on free speech you haven’t been paying attention for 2 years” but the thing is — the entire crackdown on antigenocide protests was premised on the separation of “free speech” from criticism of Israel

If you can throw Andor quotes around like you're doing activism, you can write a letter and send it.

blade runner: you see a turtle in the desert replicant: uhuh blade runner: it is wearing a bandana. it can talk replicant, eye getting wider: uhuh blade runner: it is riding a skateboard. it’s threatening you with a sai replicant: rad blade runner: do you assist it in its quest for pizza?

“Okay, let’s see what we have here. A nice, clean cut man. Very good. Family man. That’s nice. Entrepreneur. Nothing wrong there. Wait. Wait. Wait. Rabid white nationalist. That’s not very good.”

“Okay, let’s see what we have here. A nice, clean cut man. Very good. Family man. That’s nice. Entrepreneur. Nothing wrong there. Wait. Wait. Wait. Rabid white nationalist. That’s not very good.”

This weird co-opting of protest by commentators who have never actually done any grassroots organizing in their lives is weirding me out Like the people telling you that you have to register for a protest are telling you they've never organized one before I'm serious

Kinda looking forward to when they let Gosling play sad sack pieces of shit again sometime soon. He is also very good at that

Karina Villa protecting her constituents by literally running ICE off the streets in West Chicago and yelling to residents to stay inside their homes.

Always loved this little aside about Sundance in Goldman’s screenplay for Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid. Honorable mention to “Butch, barrel-assing out the door” rip to hot, talented, maybe the best there ever was men dying

Over the summer, I've been able to add what I earned from local artist markets to my savings. However, because of work (I gotta prep for a presentation about why genAI does NOT belong in libraries), I'm not able to table at markets for the next two months. Would be grateful for any help.

Bardem has been vocal on this issue going back to at least the 2014 war when coverage was considerably more pro-Israel and also has a long history of advocacy for Sahrawi nationalism, which hardly anyone in the west even knows about

Pretending like I don’t know who R2-D2 and C-3PO are at work to make every insufferable coworker I have angrier and angrier. this is how I conquer death

Pretending like I don’t know who R2-D2 and C-3PO are at work to make every insufferable coworker I have angrier and angrier. this is how I conquer death

Local laid-off trans woman has still not gotten any job offers and really needs help making ends meet this month—if you can afford to help out, please send something my way <3 Paypal: paypal.me/alexiskablob Venmo: @Alex-Anderson-10272

“I think gay people should be stoned to death,” he said, politely