hey, here’s an idea, buddy. how about you go drink 6-8 beers and come back and tell me how I’m the best friend you’ve ever had, and that I’m beautiful, and you love me, okay? how about that?

in the past week more than 400 people have cumulatively donated more than $23,500 to my fundraiser for the Palestine Children's Relief Fund! it would be *amazing* to hit $26,000 by the time the video drops tomorrow 👀 www.gofundme.com/f/david-ehrl...

Something they don’t tell you about hockey is it has really great sounds. Because of the ice, you see. 10/10 sounds.

If I was a hockey player, I’d skate out onto the ice with knives duct taped to my hands so they’d have to say “you can’t be out here with those” and I’d have to take them off but everyone would call me Knive Hands

Looking for an editor to look at about 8-10,000 words for me every month. 2-3 short pieces for patreon and one short story. Mostly line edits and proofreads. I typically publish every Sunday (my schedule has been wildly off lately but mostly steady for four years). Happy to discuss pay rate.

Yes in thunder. My syllabus statement:

Looking for an editor to look at about 8-10,000 words for me every month. 2-3 short pieces for patreon and one short story. Mostly line edits and proofreads. I typically publish every Sunday (my schedule has been wildly off lately but mostly steady for four years). Happy to discuss pay rate.

Ben Shapiro: "Israel did not commit a genocide in Gaza" Gavin Newsom: "I agree with you."

And that is why him and anyone who gives him a platform is dead to me

The images and stories coming out of Minneapolis are extraordinary. We can't say we did not know what was happening. Lots of people are putting their bodies on the line to make sure we do.

i think gavin newsom fucking sucks and if you ever try to guilt me into voting for him i’ll scream

While the pasty incels who work the federal agencies continue to churn out feeble, bloodless AI pastiches of Axis propaganda, here’s how a living breathing artist powerfully invokes design history. This is by illustrator Emily K in South Philly, a free poster-sized download on her website: →

selling my art on consignment at work

“I learned from them very early that what one does with Nazis is kill them,” he said at a 2023 conference on antinuclear activism in Johannesburg. “I am not a pacifist.”

It is very funny that the richest man who has ever lived bought the posting site so he could become reply guy to every shits their pants conservative take on the website

Disney rebranding Galaxy’s Edge to just a folding table of Star Wars Power of the Force figures from 1995 so forty-year-old guys can point at them and say “I had that”

The federal government has occupied Minneapolis. And everyone can see the abuses that come from this situation day in and day out. Even people not protesting cant keep their kids safe. Now imagine 77 years of this.

Disney rebranding Galaxy’s Edge to picture of Sebubla you can kiss if you want

My representative should be on tv showing clips of this shit to everyone every fucking night until this bullshit ends. We are being fucking abandoned by our state and federal representatives.

“Why are you more angry with the Democrats than the Republicans?”

The comments are all "ARREST THEM" "PUT THEM IN PRISON" and I truly don't understand what country people think they live in.

Not just defunded. Abolished.

I live in a poor part of my town and there’s an armed guard who works at my grocery store and every time I wonder what he thinks in the store is worth shooting someone over

“Roving gangs of antifa wine moms” trending on pornhub

We're so cooked societally with the idea that male sexuality is in itself a threat. Love of power is a threat, love of hierarchy is a threat, love of violence is a threat, and the kyriarchy has entangled this with sexuality. But a guy being turned on is not a problem for anyone in and of itself.

I will repeat: as soon as this administration shoots a middle aged white mom at a protest, they are all dead men, and they don't even realize it.

“If you don’t challenge our authority than there won’t be any problems” is the biggest state lie. The violence they perpetuate exists and exists and is performed on the bodies of everyone under that authority regardless of resistance, regardless of if you were “good” in the eyes of the state

I don’t know man maybe it was a bad thing we spent years excusing police executions of Black men and women and dismissing the militarized response to their communities after

okay but they literally issued a statement saying the exact opposite of that, @governorwalz.mn.gov any word on that?

Reminder that “Say her name” was developed specifically to call attention to murders of Black women

A woman recording an ICE agent tells him "Shame on you." The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?" "Learned what?" she asks Then he knocks her phone out of her hand

ICE is just American style policing writ large. If you believe in abolishing ICE, you believe in abolishing the police (good)

Love that all baseball players have names like Davey Frumpkin or Art Beenz

lol you already did- just not the way you think

Snow Days are great. Love it when the sky and machinations of the earth force your boss to acknowledge that it’s time to stay inside and be cozy all day

Botching my plan to ransom hostages by choosing a too whimsical escape vehicle (hot air balloon) again

Botching my plan to ransom hostages by choosing a too whimsical escape vehicle (hot air balloon) again

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watching in my food microwave with the urgency of a scientist means-testing ways to kill Godzilla

This is a vetted fundraiser for the family of Renee Good, the woman who was killed by ICE in Minneapolis. www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...

This is the ICE agent who murdered a woman by shooting her multiple times in the face.

Also want to point out how easy it is to panic when dudes in body armor start waving guns in your face

“Private water companies” should not exist and should not be allowed to exist thank you

Keep seeing liberal pundits sneer at the term“anti-imperial leftist” like it’s the boogeyman equivalent of antifa

some identify publicly with the left because they hate oppression, others because they hate being oppressed. things will make more sense when you keep in mind that these are not the same - or even similar

love getting older and saying shit like “hey it’s Michael Stipe’s birthday”

Liberals will never be a meaningful Resistance so long as they are more scared of Communism than they are angry at Fascism. Grow up. Capitalism failed. Shed the tears you think it deserves and then get off the mat.

look man at that point you get yourself arrested it's not as though "signing up for the military" didnt carry risks, you just thought they'd be mortal rather than moral

Lest anyone for a single moment thinks this latest coup is a somehow a dramatic breach of long-term US foreign policy.