9 hot dogs 9 beers 9 inning Mario Super Slugger challenge

The woman in this video is Caitriona Graham, an Irish citizen. This is how our citizens are being treated by Israel, having been abducted in international waters, trafficked to a third state and now experiencing humiliation, stress positions, aggression and violence.

Alternating between saying “it’s a long season” (realistic,admits doubt) and “I think we could make a Series run” (insane, defies the gods in a Homeric punishment sort of way)

at my funeral it will be required to play “Purple Rain” and if everyone doesn’t start crying exactly right when Prince starts the outro falsetto I will know nobody ever really loved me and get to come back as a ghoul or unloved creature of some sort

Just posting something because my new display name is sick as hell

Doordashing silica packets does anyone want anything

“Watch the trailer for the new Cape Fear” does it have hot, tatted, jacked, De Niro? No? Okay, then fuck you

She never texted back I guess she didn’t like my hand grenade shaped hot sauce collection

Sunday Poem with Jim

*Billy Corgan voice* desPITE all my rAGE I am sTILL just a regUlar man

Reading Leaves of Grass on the bus and every so often saying Gayyyyy very loudly as I turn the page

getting invited to the Met Gala and going as Naruto

Happy May the 4th genuinely weird everyone in the prequel trilogy ate fruit for dinner

A free one

Wild to think Richard Linklater made the Before Trilogy so that horny dudes could make fan edits of Julie Delpy and Ethan Hawke set to Cigarettes After Sex

The Rays swept the Yankees and the Tigers swept the Marlins I am out on the street barking at neighborhood children

Saying “yeah rearrange my guts” and laughing over and over again while the surgeon instructs the anesthesiologist to increase the dosage, his eyes getting wider and wider in horror

this is how I get fifty extra grams of protein a day *starts crushing glass with my bare hands*

this is how I get fifty extra grams of protein a day *starts crushing glass with my bare hands*

I know everyone is probably breathing a sight of relief about the Trump Truth Social post but my uncle said they just bombed the bridge he'd use if he wanted to evacuate Tehran and a friend in Iran says the whole country is terrified. This is NOT the moment to let up!

an “extension” means next to nothing with this regime. the US and Israel have both used negotiations and ceasefires as cover for escalating attacks, particularly to kill children, destroy health infrastructure and *assassinate negotiators*

Evolved a new form of dadmaxxing Sunday by carrying my laptop around with me while I cleaned the house so I could keep watching Ben-Hur. Hands on my hips, standing in different rooms. It took six hours

Made some ugly noises pulling these out of the box only reserved for the third circle of hell

Very fun to be a baseball fan explaining that it is a game filled with the hardest things to do in sports and to be able to hit a major league fastball is tantamount to biblical miracle while also holding space for the fact that nobody on my team can throw or hit or has ever seen a baseball before

I could beat every pokemon to death with my bare hands

searching ‘Mrs Met thick’ and immediately getting ads for euthanization services

urls.fr/DzYN15 Another plea for Hammam and Abood! Direct link above

I dunno I think "were Harry Potter books good" is a completely irrelevant question to the moment. like, you don't need to avoid them because they're artistically bad, you need to avoid them because there are concrete, specific ways that interacting with them funds Nazi stuff

I’m so sick thinking about how Trump, Elon Musk, and especially JK Rowling’s vile harassment campaign of lies and slander against Imane Khelif resulted in even more restrictions on women athletes. Meanwhile, Khelif is an actual inspiration to women and girls wanting to pursue boxing!

Celebrating opening day by locking myself in my boss’s office and doing the 9-9-9 challenge

Celebrating opening day by locking myself in my boss’s office and doing the 9-9-9 challenge

Baseball stadium food navigates the line between love language and biblical greed so well

Baseball stadium food navigates the line between love language and biblical greed so well

I can’t even believe we are talking about watching or reading Harry Potter. Get to the theory mines. Go read Marx you freaks

Please share and help for Hammam and Abood! chuffed.org/project/1580...

her: u up me: *watching a four hour youtube documentary on the downfall of Boston Market* yea

America, little drunk looking through its contacts after ghosting the moon 50 years ago:

America, little drunk looking through its contacts after ghosting the moon 50 years ago:

What will do Newsom in is that he kinda just agrees with whomever he's talking to in the moment, which means he'll eventually take positions that are anathema to every single voter individually.

🚨 Read Francesca Albanese’s latest damning report on the fundamental role torture plays in Israel’s genocidal settler colonialism. www.ohchr.org/en/documents...

Me and my army of synthwave youtube editors are gonna kidnap Ryan Gosling and make him play one more role where he’s a sad piece of shit before he’s relegated to Ryan Reynolds quip filled hell

So it has begun

NBC interviewer: "President Trump says he believes Cuba will collapse on its own" The Cuban foreign minister: ".. then why does the US govt need to employ so many resources.. to try to destroy [our] economy?" 🎯

Buying new books: Too clean. Smells too fresh. Good for bookshelves that look like surgical wards. $45 dollars. Buying used books: Looks like a piece of shit (affectionate). Smells like 1981. Been loved on. Probably has some notation or inscription referencing a failed love affair or marriage. $2

This book, "Border and Rule," by Harsha Walia @harshawalia.bsky.social, will radicalize you if you're not there yet, will empower you if you're ready, and will help you educate others if you're an organizer. A brilliant, brilliant work.

“Dad what were you like in the 90’s” typing ‘boob’ into the eBay search bar